Pulsa bath massager by Pipedream - review by Tashamber

The Pulsa Bath Massager was a bit of a disappointment to me. First of all there is no on/off button, so the toy has to be turned on by inserting the batteries before even getting into the tub or shower. To turn the massager off the batteries have to be taken out, making things a bit difficult while still in the shower or bath.

The Pulsa Bath Massager is also fairly noisy; if the product was designed for use in a place other than a shower (such as in the tub or in the bedroom as suggested on the box), it would be very easily heard by nearby ears. For the noise this sponge makes, the vibrations definitely do not match up. The toy is made by attaching a sphere shape sponge around a vibrating cylinder. It is very hard to feel any strong stimulation, sensual or not, due to the thick sponge surrounding the vibrator. However, the one good thing about this toy is its discreetness. It is very convenient to leave the sponge hanging in the shower just as you would any other sponge or cleansing material, because it does not look like a toy at all. Cleaning is also very convenient since the toy is made for the water. Just use warm water and soap, making sure to rinse the soap out thoroughly.

I used the bath massager in the shower, first by gently running it along my arms and legs. I had to apply a bit of pressure to even feel the vibrations coming through my skin. I had to press even more firmly to feel anything through my muscles, and even that did not seem to do anything for me. I then spread my legs a little bit and attempted to softly press the vibrating sponge to my clit, but I still did not feel any stimulation. Feeling desperate for some feeling, I placed the vibrating sponge on the bottoms of my feet because I am so ticklish there and cannot normally stand any stimulation; I didn't even feel the vibrator tickle. Sadly I felt very disappointed in this product.

Overall, I give the Pulsa Bath Massager one star because of the little to no stimulation I got from it. This product deserves 3 Bees, since the noise level made it fairly loud, but not so loud as to be heard over the shower and running water. I also give the Pulsa Bath Massager 1 Vroom because the vibration was so difficult to feel stimulated at all by, unless the toy was pressed firmly (enough to feel the vibrating cylinder) against my skin and muscles.