Paris duckie - sex toy by Big Teaze Toys - review by CaptainBunnyKilla

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Paris duckie

Massager by Big Teaze Toys

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The Paris Duckie puts out some surprisingly powerful vibrations for something that looks like a kid's toy. It's totally waterproof and works for bathtime play. It probably won't be a go-to toy, but it's cute.
Cute shape, powerful vibrations, two motors, waterproof
You need a screwdriver to get the battery compartment open.
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
The Paris Duckie is a fun take on the traditional rubber ducky, only all glitzed up. It comes sporting a crystal nose-piercing and wearing a feather boa. You can get it in either black or pink. Truthfully, it's pretty cute. It's smiling at you, like it's happy to be getting you off. I ended up ditching the feather boa pretty quickly, since it's not really bath-time attire. It's secured with velcro, so it's pretty easy to take on and off. As far as discretion goes, it looks just like a non-vibrating rubber ducky, so anyone who discovers this in your possession will probably not immediately think it's a vibrator (but they might think you're weird for being a grown-ass person with a rubber ducky).

The Paris Duckie takes two AA batteries, and puts out a corresponding amount of power: I found it perfectly sufficient, but I am not a power queen. It's reasonably loud, but you can muffle the sound with a blanket or, you know, water. To turn the vibe on, you push down on the Duckie's back. You turn it off the same way. There are two separate points of vibration: one in the head and one in the tail. You have to have a Phillips-head screwdriver to get the battery compartment open, which is kind of irritating. Since it's made of plastic, you can actually use silicone lube with it if you decide to actually use it in the bathtub or the shower, which is a plus.

As far as performance goes, the Paris Duckie definitely put out enough power to get me off. I did try it in the bath: the Duckie floats, but the balance isn't quite right, so it floats a little off-kilter. I didn't need to use any lube with the Duckie, since it's mostly an external toy. As far as battery-operated toys go, it's pretty powerful. However, if you need Hitachi-level power to get off, give this one a miss.

Care and feeding: the Paris Duckie is made of plastic, so you can't sterilize it, so no sharing (you can't really easily put a condom on any part of this toy). You should just wash it with warm water and soap, taking care not to get any water in the battery compartment (which really shouldn't happen if you have the battery compartment screwed down).

Aside from the annoyance of getting the battery compartment open, this is a pretty fun novelty. It's not going to be an everyday go-to vibe and you probably won't want to travel with it, but it's cute and it's fun to have perverted, vibrating versions of totally innocent things.
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  • Jobthingy
    I LOVE perverted, vibrating versions of totally innocent things
  • kck
    LOL@ feeding
    Also, looove the fact that this duckie comes with a nose (bill?) ring!
  • cherryredhead88
    Great review I would get this just to put on the shelf! I don't think I could use it as an actual vibe, but it is definitely a cutie!
  • cherryredhead88
    P.S. Great title !
  • Selective Sensualist
    Selective Sensualist  
    Loved the care and feeding part! Also, I had no idea this little guy/girl had a nose piercing. And, yeah, I thought the feather boa would kind of hamper bath time fun, too . . .
    Nice review!
  • the bedroom blogger
    the bedroom blogger  
    So cute...and fun review
  • P'Gell
    Good review! The duckies are cute. I'd love to have one of these next to the Bondage Duckie in my bathroom!
  • socceras
    lol those are cute!
  • cobiffle
    very solid review
  • barrettbn2
    great review!
  • Kitka
    Thanks for sharing this with us!
  • cocomo
    crystal nose piercing thanks soo cute !
  • Apirka
    Thanks for sharing
  • Ms. Summer
    Ms. Summer  
    thanks for the review
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