Waterproof jack rabbit - rabbit vibrator by Cal Exotics - review by mudpie

This is a classic rabbit vibe with a large phallic shaft for insertion and the eponymous rabbit for clit stimulation. The shaft has a large head, like a phallus, and several little nubs for extra texture. It also has rotating beads for extra internal stimulation. The rabbit vibrates and has two flexible, pointy ears for external stimulation. The vibration and rotation are controlled separately and each has three settings, so you can customize the action. You can warm up with the vibration and then start the rotation, or vice versa. This could certainly be used with your partner at the controls, but given that the vibe targets both the g-spot and the clit, I can't really think of a way it could be used to augment another sex act. In my opinion, it works best as a solo toy, since you're controlling the two parts separately. And since it's designed for female anatomy, it probably is not a good choice for anal use.

This is a jelly toy. Jelly is not everyone's favorite material. It's certainly not as smooth as silicone, and unlike silicone, it can't be sterilized in boiling water. You can clean jelly toys with a spritz of toy cleaner and a damp cloth, but I wouldn't recommend sharing it with anyone who you're not comfortable sharing fluids with, at least not without a condom. Given that I've used this toy before reviewing it, I can't report on the taste, but it does have a noticeable smell that has not faded in the time I've owned it. It's a unique plastic smell, kind of like an inflatable pool raft. I don't notice it when the toy is down there doing its business, but it could be an issue for some.

The texture of this toy is smooth, with a little drag due to the jelly material. The nubs on the shaft look promising, but I don't really notice them when I'm using it. The rotating beads overshadow any texture the shaft has. Jelly is very pliable, so the toy has plenty of give.

The design is not discreet at all. This doesn't look like anything but a big ol' sex toy. I'm someone who cares about aesthetics and I find it clunky and not appealing to look at. If you live with people or have some reason to worry about hiding your toys, this is not a good one. It's a big toy and almost certainly too big for beginners, unless they're quite adventurous. For me, I would have preferred a smaller head, since the bulbous head only exacerbated the problem that the toy was too big for me in the first place. Size is a personal preference, so although it was a huge con for me, there's no saying it won't be a huge plus for another user.

I wavered over this toy in the store. It seemed too big and intimidating for me, and looked too much like a sex toy. I prefer more discreet toys that give off a classier vibe. (Hee hee... vibe.) However, I bought it for one reason. The store assistant switched on the toy and told me to wrap my hand around the rotating beads. A minute of that, and I was ringing it up.

I should have listened to my instincts. This toy is too big for me and what's more, it doesn't really fit my anatomy. I knew before buying it that bigger toys are not really my thing — I'm definitely not a size queen, so if you are, this toy could be great for you. I had to use a lot of lube to make it work for me, especially with the large head. Although the rotating beads feel great, they're far enough down on the shaft that I have to shove it in pretty far to feel them, far enough to be uncomfortable for me. Check out the placement in the product picture — the beads are almost as far down as the rabbit. If I have the shaft in only as far as feels good to me, I can't feel the beads.

Like with all rabbit vibrators, it works best if your anatomy happens to conform to the toy. If your g-spot and clit are right where this toy can stimulate both easily, you'll have a much more fun time. I have to move the rabbit's ears around a lot to hit the right spot which is a little annoying, but I can get it in a place that works for me. However, if you need pinpoint stimulation in a very specific spot, this may be a risky toy to buy.

The vibrations are strong, even on the lowest setting and the three rotational speeds are varied enough that you can surely find the one that works for you. Since the material is so flexible, you can bend the shaft to get an angle if you want one. I find it very effective for stimulating my g-spot. Although the toy is too big for me, with enough lube it does feel satisfying. With the toy rotating at full speed and the rabbit ears positioned in just the right place, this toy brings me to orgasm quickly, and WHEW. It's VERY nice. Although it's not quite the right toy for me, there's no denying that it does what it's supposed to do.

The controls are a bit tricky to navigate. It can be hard to remember which set of controls are which and once or twice I've tried to turn off the vibration (but leave the rotation on) and hit the wrong one. If I used the toy more often, I would probably get used to it, but it's frustrating to have to learn it.

The noise is not what I would call whisper-quiet, but it's not too loud either. Under the covers, it's barely noticeable and definitely cannot be heard through a closed door.

The toy claims to be waterproof. I haven't used it in the shower or bath, so I can't comment on the veracity of this claim.

This toy is not very hard to clean. It only takes some toy cleaner and a wet cloth. That said, since it can't be sterilized, the material is not as safe as silicone. I store it in the original packaging, since it does not come with a pouch or any other method of storage. You can use either water-based or silicone-based lube with jelly.

The toy comes in the most basic, boring plastic clamshell packaging with a removable cardboard insert. It's not a luxury vibrator, but it's not a cheap $20 one either, and it's clear that absolutely no effort was put into packaging it in a nice way. So that's a little disappointing. The packaging is not suitable for gifting.

This is not "my" toy. I'm still looking for a toy that will suit my needs a little better. However, it could definitely be the right toy for someone. If rabbit vibrators tend to suit you (I have no idea what the "standard" placement for g-spot and clit is that this toy assumes), you're into big girth, and you don't mind a very non-discreet toy that may not be the prettiest around, this toy will not disappoint you. Again, even though it wasn't the best for me, the orgasms I get from it are pretty amazing.