Remote FunFor the price, I don't think this is really worth it. Its only redeemable feature is that it's stronger than a lot of other remote devices.
Strong vibrations for remote device, bullet sits in good spot
large battery pack, can be uncomfortable, not the sexiest looking thing
The remote thong is best used before getting down to business. Put it on, go out on the town (not somewhere too quiet or you will be heard) and give someone the remote and let them surprise you! The vibrations really are a fair bit stronger than other remote devices like some eggs. This is probably due to the larger battery pack that eggs don't have. It would certainly be enough to get you off if left on for a bit. The remote sometimes doesn't work for every press, so it's important to be able to communicate whether or not it's actually on.
The shiny blue/purple material of the crotch isn't the best thing to look at, and it's certainly not the best thing to wear all day. The fabric doesn't breathe much and isn't very soft and pliable. The elastic straps of the thong might be a bit wider than the straps on normal thongs, so it takes a little wearing to get comfortable with it running between your cheeks.
The positioning of the bullet is actually at a perfect spot to hit your clitoris and just below. It's not really the sort of thing a man can wear, so I wouldn't buy it expecting to use it on your man. The design of the thong itself is quite cheap in appearance and the stitching on the internal pouches seems a little dodgy. The elastic straps should be able to fit anyone, but for smaller girls it might be a little bit large. The worst thing is the large battery pack that sits at the top of your crotch; it gets in the way and depending on what you're doing is uncomfortable. However you'd certainly be able to get away with wearing this out and about but don't expect to forget that you're wearing it.
The packaging suggests the remote is good for up to 20 feet, but from testing it's a little less than that, depending on what you're wearing. There's only one button on the remote which cycles through three intensities of vibration and then off. So in order to turn it off, you must go to the maximum power first. This is a bit of a drawback. The bullet itself is a little bit noisy if you're going to be in a quiet place, but in a pub or club, no one will hear it at all. You can also remove the bullet from its little pouch so you could insert vaginally, but due to the cord attaching it, I would probably cover it with a condom first.
The vibrator and battery pack can be taken out for washing which is quite good. It doesn't come with any washing instructions though, but it seems like it would be fine straight in the wash. As with most remote devices, it's best to remove the batteries when not in use to prevent drainage. To store, you should be able to put it anywhere, even your underwear drawer!
Follow-up commentary 26 days after original review
Once the novelty wore off, the negatives started to outweigh the fun so this doesn't get used any more. I'm considering taking the hardware out of it and putting it in something more comfortable.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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