Dual vibrating flexi-dong - sex toy by Cal Exotics - review by ShercockHolmes

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"Ride, Ride My Seecock; or, The Story of the Girl Who Missed out on Double Penetration"

Does not deliver 'dual' action for solo use. Great for lesbian scissoring, and probably would make a good gag gift at a bachelorette party. Possibly a great tool/excuse for getting your girlfriend to try a threesome using the line, "Hey, you wasted the money, so let's just be economical."
Published:
Pros:
Makes you possibly consider lesbianism, or trying a threesome. A 'laundry spin cycle' speed.
Cons:
No double penetration. you'd be better off buying a double ended dildo.
Rating by reviewer:
2
useful review

Use

First off, erase any pre-conceived expectations you might have been given from the product description. The Dual vibrating flexi-dong is definitely not intended for solo double penetration. I repeat NOT intended for solo double penetration. Not unless there is a mile gap between your vagina and anus.

The toy is comprised of two dildos with vibrating bullets at the heads, which make great use for stimulating the clitoris and the area around the anus. You could even try stimulating the clitoris and the nipples at the same time because that's how long the dong actually is.

I honestly think the best customer(s) for this product would be the lesbian/lesbian couple, or the guy thinking of talking his girlfriend/wife into a threesome. The reason I say this is because it appears to be something that would be easier for two people to use, due to the toy's lack in flexibility. I could see it as a replacement/or addition to a scissoring session between two females. I'm not sure though how it would benefit a gay, male couple.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Group situations
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • On a bed only

Material / Texture

The Dual vibrating flexi-dong is made out of jelly which is porous (you should find out more about the safety of toy materials by checking out the helpful guide EdenFantasys provides). So if you are going try this anally at all you will need a condom. I personally didn't put a condom on for vaginal use because let's face it, the last thing I want to be doing is going home and using a method of birth control between me and a dildo. Even though I am a rebel in that sense, you shouldn't let my bad choice encourage you do to the same. You should be aware that this toy most likely contains phthalates; you can tell by the odor released when first opening the package, a classic sign of phthalate. So if you are going to use it with a partner, you are both going to have to cap up the love weapons on the toy.

The jelly is purple and the penis is ribbed to be like a normal penis. I used silicone lube on the condom on the part I tried to do anally. I wouldn't put lube directly on the jelly because I have concerns for possible disintegration.

The texture feeling from the inside was surprisingly a bit uncomfortable. It seemed too hard. I felt like when it was inside me vaginally it was pushing all the way up against my rectum! I would expect that more for when you would try entering it anally, not vaginally! Honestly, I think the soft end on my hairbrush would be more comfortable as a dildo.

Design / Shape / Size

Even though the Dual vibrating flexi-dong attempts realism, the one thing that really breaks the suspension of disbelief is the likeliness that a schlong of this size could be as limp as a noodle. The sad part is the toy is not flexible in the way you want it to be. Don't be confused by the pictures on here, the dong doesn't bend that far. Any farther and I thought I might break the cock, and that would've completely made me lose my big-O.

If you are wondering how it bends, it has these little rotatable tube bones in the center that are hooked into each other. Make note of 'rotatable.' this means that the tubes bones are not solidly linked, they can move around which makes keeping the dong in place after you flex it virtually impossible.


I tried going away at it vaginally and it kept slipping from my hand because the lube and condom stuff had made its way on to the grasp handle. I literally had to use both hands and on my knees. When it came to anally I almost gave up because it kept sliding out of place or out of curve.


This toy is anything but discreet. It is so big I have no idea how I am going to hide the two eyed cobra, let alone the package it came in. I mean, i know this is typical of sex toys, but imagine what would someone think if they went in my closet and saw a package with the picture on it and the words "dual vibrating flexi-dong?" Let's not forget all the condoms/wrappers that will need to be dispose of because it isn't made out of silicone. If you have a boyfriend, you might end up having to explain why there suddenly is a huge pile of condom wrappers in your paper waste basket.

If you are married with children, send the tykes to grandma's before attempting this fella(s). Last thing you want is to risk having one of them walk in on you when this is operating. Then you'd have to pay for their therapy sessions as well as the $49.99 you wasted on this toy.

Functions / Performance / Controls

The Dual vibrating flexi-dong is kind of loud, which I somehow expected. The speed is a three dial push button. There is one button with "3" labeled on it and each time you press it, it changes speeds.

Now here is what I liked about the flexi-dong: there is one speed, the last one. I call it the 'spin-cycle speed.' Seriously, it takes me back to making out on a laundry machine, except with it directly touching my clit. The first speed is the 'hurry it up speed' when you want to reach orgasm fast. The second is the 'thumper pulse,' which is I guess is the best choice for anal.

The downer was I kept accidently bumping up against the little speed button, which switched me between speeds or turned it on when I had it off. This is because the button is in the most inconvenient of places where you are most likely to be moving your hand.

Care and Maintenance

I bought the cleansing wipes from this website. It seemed to do okay on it, but this isn't waterproof so I would be careful if attempting to clean it with water.

As I said, I would put the lube on the condom and not on the toy. That's just my opinion.

Packaging

The toy was shipped fast. Got it in two days. The box that it was shipped in was discreet. No way of knowing it came from a sex toy shop. Though, I would be careful on how to dispose of the actual toy's packaging due to privacy concerns. If you are in a dorm or have children, I'd quickly make a late night trip to the nearest waste hamper in the building.

Personal comments

It uses three batteries.

Experience

In the end, it took me home to O-ville via clitoral stimulation, but I was incredibly disappointed that I couldn't use it for double penetration (the one reason why I even bought it). Last time I checked the pornos, double penetration meant backdoor and front door, A guy and a guy going on a girl at the same time. You know...two penises, one anus, one vagina. So if I'd known that I was just going to end up switching back and forth like on a seesaw between vagina and anus (without even making it up my ass) then I would have just purchased the jack rabbit and an anal plug. It would have been cheaper. This isn't worth $49.99. Why? Because it doesn't do what it was advertised to do, which is to give you the thrill of double penetration. Did I mention that it takes up three batteries? So now every time I just want to use one side for some clitoral play I'm going to have to waste a whole three batteries.
Follow-up commentary
It's been over a month since I've had this toy. At first, I started to like it a bit more. I came to find that this really is a great dildo; the molding of the penis is very accurate and detailed. I was starting to enjoy the benefit of being able to bend it more than the usual vibrating dildo, even if I couldn't use it for what I had originally intended to use it for. I was even able to achieve an orgasm via penetration for the first time with a toy. Then, I started to change my mind- when I started to notice it was breaking. I can say that I haven't messed with the integrity of this product. All I did was flex it like it said it could be flexed in the description. Now, it appears as if the dildos are starting to loosen from the center. Because of this, it has started to make a very loud and annoying noise when turned on, which makes it almost impossible to be discreet. I also can't keep it in the desired spot because the dildos loosen and turn. I also have noticed that the center control, where the batteries are kept, is starting to unglue on the side opposite of the opening. I still try to use it because the vibrations can feel pretty good, but I'm afraid it won't be a toy that will be lasting much longer. I'm sorry... but a toy that starts to break after only a little over a month should not be priced in the 40 dollar range.
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Comments
  • ~LaUr3n~
    ~LaUr3n~  
    Go back and fix your typos please. This will make it more professional. I stopped reading.
  • Kayla
    Kayla  
    Thanks for the review. I'd love to see some of the typos corrected as well. It would help the review.
  • Heartthrob
    Heartthrob  
    Gosh, it seems like you really don't like this toy.
  • Bellastorme
    Bellastorme  
    Thanks for the review.
  • ShercockHolmes
    ShercockHolmes  
    Heartthrob, I got an orgasm from the clitoral stimulation because for me it is not that hard to eventually get one if I just put it on high speed. Heck, an electric tooth brush without the brush can do the same thing. I was really disappointed in not being able to use it for double penetration. I was so excited for that and then it ended up failing me in that department Sad face
  • darkkitty
    darkkitty  
    Ty!
  • LavenderSkies
    LavenderSkies  
    thanks for the review!
  • pinkcupcakes
    pinkcupcakes  
    thanks for this review!
  • stars
    stars  
    thanks for this review!
  • Ash1141
    Ash1141  
    Nice review
  • Top Living In A Lie
    Top Living In A Lie  
    Nice review!
  • terry62
    terry62  
    nice review
  • cheesewizz
    cheesewizz  
    nice review
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    breebree  
    great review
  • lzee
    lzee  
    Thank you!
  • Peres2013
    Peres2013  
    Good review!
  • Rory
    Rory  
    Nice review! Thanks!
  • duff
    duff  
    ganna pass on this one ty
  • SUBMISSIVE
    SUBMISSIVE  
    Thank you for the review!
  • Petite Cannibal
    Petite Cannibal  
    Thanks for the awesome, detailed review.
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