Dual vibrating flexi-dong - sex toy by Cal Exotics - review by ShercockHolmes

First off, erase any pre-conceived expectations you might have been given from the product description. The Dual vibrating flexi-dong is definitely not intended for solo double penetration. I repeat NOT intended for solo double penetration. Not unless there is a mile gap between your vagina and anus.

The toy is comprised of two dildos with vibrating bullets at the heads, which make great use for stimulating the clitoris and the area around the anus. You could even try stimulating the clitoris and the nipples at the same time because that's how long the dong actually is.

I honestly think the best customer(s) for this product would be the lesbian/lesbian couple, or the guy thinking of talking his girlfriend/wife into a threesome. The reason I say this is because it appears to be something that would be easier for two people to use, due to the toy's lack in flexibility. I could see it as a replacement/or addition to a scissoring session between two females. I'm not sure though how it would benefit a gay, male couple.

The Dual vibrating flexi-dong is made out of jelly which is porous (you should find out more about the safety of toy materials by checking out the helpful guide EdenFantasys provides). So if you are going try this anally at all you will need a condom. I personally didn't put a condom on for vaginal use because let's face it, the last thing I want to be doing is going home and using a method of birth control between me and a dildo. Even though I am a rebel in that sense, you shouldn't let my bad choice encourage you do to the same. You should be aware that this toy most likely contains phthalates; you can tell by the odor released when first opening the package, a classic sign of phthalate. So if you are going to use it with a partner, you are both going to have to cap up the love weapons on the toy.

The jelly is purple and the penis is ribbed to be like a normal penis. I used silicone lube on the condom on the part I tried to do anally. I wouldn't put lube directly on the jelly because I have concerns for possible disintegration.

The texture feeling from the inside was surprisingly a bit uncomfortable. It seemed too hard. I felt like when it was inside me vaginally it was pushing all the way up against my rectum! I would expect that more for when you would try entering it anally, not vaginally! Honestly, I think the soft end on my hairbrush would be more comfortable as a dildo.

Even though the Dual vibrating flexi-dong attempts realism, the one thing that really breaks the suspension of disbelief is the likeliness that a schlong of this size could be as limp as a noodle. The sad part is the toy is not flexible in the way you want it to be. Don't be confused by the pictures on here, the dong doesn't bend that far. Any farther and I thought I might break the cock, and that would've completely made me lose my big-O.

If you are wondering how it bends, it has these little rotatable tube bones in the center that are hooked into each other. Make note of 'rotatable.' this means that the tubes bones are not solidly linked, they can move around which makes keeping the dong in place after you flex it virtually impossible.


I tried going away at it vaginally and it kept slipping from my hand because the lube and condom stuff had made its way on to the grasp handle. I literally had to use both hands and on my knees. When it came to anally I almost gave up because it kept sliding out of place or out of curve.


This toy is anything but discreet. It is so big I have no idea how I am going to hide the two eyed cobra, let alone the package it came in. I mean, i know this is typical of sex toys, but imagine what would someone think if they went in my closet and saw a package with the picture on it and the words "dual vibrating flexi-dong?" Let's not forget all the condoms/wrappers that will need to be dispose of because it isn't made out of silicone. If you have a boyfriend, you might end up having to explain why there suddenly is a huge pile of condom wrappers in your paper waste basket.

If you are married with children, send the tykes to grandma's before attempting this fella(s). Last thing you want is to risk having one of them walk in on you when this is operating. Then you'd have to pay for their therapy sessions as well as the $49.99 you wasted on this toy.

The Dual vibrating flexi-dong is kind of loud, which I somehow expected. The speed is a three dial push button. There is one button with "3" labeled on it and each time you press it, it changes speeds.

Now here is what I liked about the flexi-dong: there is one speed, the last one. I call it the 'spin-cycle speed.' Seriously, it takes me back to making out on a laundry machine, except with it directly touching my clit. The first speed is the 'hurry it up speed' when you want to reach orgasm fast. The second is the 'thumper pulse,' which is I guess is the best choice for anal.

The downer was I kept accidently bumping up against the little speed button, which switched me between speeds or turned it on when I had it off. This is because the button is in the most inconvenient of places where you are most likely to be moving your hand.

I bought the cleansing wipes from this website. It seemed to do okay on it, but this isn't waterproof so I would be careful if attempting to clean it with water.

As I said, I would put the lube on the condom and not on the toy. That's just my opinion.

The toy was shipped fast. Got it in two days. The box that it was shipped in was discreet. No way of knowing it came from a sex toy shop. Though, I would be careful on how to dispose of the actual toy's packaging due to privacy concerns. If you are in a dorm or have children, I'd quickly make a late night trip to the nearest waste hamper in the building.

It uses three batteries.

In the end, it took me home to O-ville via clitoral stimulation, but I was incredibly disappointed that I couldn't use it for double penetration (the one reason why I even bought it). Last time I checked the pornos, double penetration meant backdoor and front door, A guy and a guy going on a girl at the same time. You know...two penises, one anus, one vagina. So if I'd known that I was just going to end up switching back and forth like on a seesaw between vagina and anus (without even making it up my ass) then I would have just purchased the jack rabbit and an anal plug. It would have been cheaper. This isn't worth $49.99. Why? Because it doesn't do what it was advertised to do, which is to give you the thrill of double penetration. Did I mention that it takes up three batteries? So now every time I just want to use one side for some clitoral play I'm going to have to waste a whole three batteries.