Rocker vibe 7 - traditional vibrator discontinued by Hustler Toys - review by gwenevieve

Hustler's Rocker Vibe 7 is a 7-inch plastic vibrator intended for internal use. The insertable length for this toy is around 6 1/2 inches, which was enough for me. As far as width goes, this toy is pretty slender. For those looking for something wider, you may find that the Rocker Vibe is lacking. I found that this toy best stimulated my clit, as its vibrations aren't terribly strong and I have better vibrators for such use. However, if you're looking for something that isn't too light or too strong at an average size, this toy is probably meant for you.

When I opened this vibrator, I immediately noticed a smell, but neither my husband or I could pinpoint exactly what that smell was. It wasn't entirely unpleasant, and could best be compared to plastic. The toy itself is smooth and almost velvety, and I found that it had no taste whatsoever. The strange smell went away instantly after one wash with mild soap and warm water. The Rocker Vibe is meant for beginner-intermediate use, and even says so on the packaging.

The design of the Rocker Vibe 7 is pretty much like every other mediocre vibrator out there. Non-flared base, small dial at the end that controls the vibrations, and the same length from base to tip (except the tip barely tapers at the end to a point). At first, I thought this vibrator was going to be as loud as they come. However, I realized that this small plastic thing inside the battery chamber actually was meant for the batteries to be put in, then slid inside the chamber, rather than just the batteries alone. This little plastic piece cradled the batteries and kept them from banging around inside the vibrator. However, it's very inconspicuous and almost looks like garbage! I had thrown mine into the box with the package, however after turning it on, I realized that something wasn't quite right-batteries aren't supposed to just bang around! After I figured this out, the vibrator was actually pretty quiet, putting it at about 2 bees.

I couldn't exactly pinpoint where the vibrations came from in this toy, and I personally consider that a good thing, as they can be felt throughout the entire body of the toy. I love that instead of a small button, there is a small dial at the bottom of the base that is used to change the amount of vibrations. The toy is relatively convenient, as it's not huge and doesn't have a crazy shape. However it's mediocre at best; the vibrations just weren't enough for me internally. Also, it isn't waterproof, so I wouldn't suggest taking this toy for a bath. So far, the batteries have stood up for me. However, I'm one of those people that keep the batteries out of their toys so that it doesn't suck up all of the juice when the toy isn't in use. The fact that this little thing comes with a plastic battery holder makes that even simpler, as you just slide the entire battery compartment out.

Because the Rocker Vibe 7 is plastic, you can use a variety of different lubrications and cleaning methods with it. I haven't found that lube is necessary to use with this toy. However, everyone's body is different and different methods work for different people. As for cleaning, I always clean my toys with a mild soap and warm water, and it always works just fine for me. I store this toy in the small baggy it came in, though it could easily fit in a drawer or toy box, especially since it doesn't have any crazy curves to it.

I've been waiting for a toy to come to my door that actually has good packaging, and this toy finally hit that spot! When I opened the box, I found that it was in a baggy barely bigger than itself, with one of the best slogans I have ever seen on anything anywhere--"Relax, it's just sex!" I then realized that the bag was resealable, and made just like freezer food bags. Simply tear the top off, slide the toy out, use it, clean it, put it bag in the bag, and "zip lock" it for later use! The bag isn't very discreet, but it's great for storing the toy itself. If you're giving this toy as a gift, I'd suggest putting it in a box or something else, as it has a clear window on the front that allows perfect view of the toy inside. I found that the instructions for this toy were a little hard to find--they were tucked away behind a piece of cardboard in the bag. Had I not looked for them, I would've definitely missed them. However, they were there, so trust me on this one if you can't find them!

I personally found that the instructions weren't very insightful and didn't tell me really anything about the toy. However, except for the little battery storage thing that came with it, which I found to be awesome, it's a pretty straight-forward little thing.