Touche King of victory - clitoral stimulator by Shots media - review by PassionQT

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Touche King of victory

Clitoral vibrator by Shots media

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Royally Disappointing!

If you want to relieve some sexual tension, find another royal scepter! The King of Victory deserves to lose its crown for poor performance and weak vibrations. It left this royal subject feeling unimpressed & unsatisfied.
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Pros:
Silicone attachments, Showerproof, Phthalate free, Pretty Quiet, Non Toxic, Includes Batteries.
Cons:
One level of vibration, Small, Expensive for what it does (or doesn't do).
Rating by reviewer:
2
extremely useful review
The King Of Victory by Shots Media is part of their "Touché" line. It looked so unique when I saw it online, that I had to give it a try. I mean, we all want the royal treatment and here is a toy called "The King of Victory" so it must be glorious, no? Well the name is all hype, because the toy is mediocre at best for an advanced player like myself. A beginner might find something to appreciate about it, but there are better selections out there which offer more variety in terms of functionality. Its intended use is for external teasing, vaginal/G-spot pleasing, and anal penetration (presumably the tail serves as the safety catch, but I wouldn't use it anally). It can be used solo or with a partner, but you may want to just put on the spiked head attachment and slay your partner if he/she picked this one out for you.

For the price tag, I was expecting a lot more of the toy to be constructed of silicone. Less that half is silicone! The main shaft portion is constructed of a smooth, matte-finish plastic with a visible seam joining the two halves. Both the tail and the attachment heads are made of flexible, soft, medical-grade silicone, which does have a slight scent to it at first ( even though it's not supposed to). No taste was noted.

For the most part, the design of this toy is simply ineffective. The size isn't too bad for G-spot stimulation: 6-1/4" long total, with 5-1/4 inches of that being insertable. It's not very thick either, so inserting it is easy. For most women though, it's not ideal for deep penetration unless you want to fully bury it in your shrine. The neck of the main shaft is tapered and curved to hit the G-spot. Only the very tip of the (mostly) plastic head is where your choice of small silicone attachments is placed. The heads do not sit flush either, so there is a gap in which fluids can penetrate the area where the heads attach to the main shaft. Also, depending on your anatomy, it's possible that the lip of the attachment heads could grab or pinch delicate tissues (see picture)


The three attachment heads are roughly 1-1/4 inches in diameter, with different textures. One is smooth and rounded, the second is spiked like a medieval flail, and the third is the king's crown with nine round-tipped teeth/spikes evenly spaced around a slightly convex center. The latter two don't transmit the vibrations well, but they are very gentle against the skin even if they look daunting. They attach to the main shaft via a female (head)/male (shaft) connection concept.

On the opposite end of the shaft, seated in the base of the handle, is what looks like a jester's hat (or the tail of a cat depending on which way you look at it). This is also constructed of silicone. There's a small finger opening with a pressure-activated control button. On/Off are the only options. There are no speeds other than one, which I wouldn't classify as amazing by any means. The packaging makes no mention of how many speeds are available, it just states that it has an "ultrasonic motor-powerful and quiet". I'll give them "quiet" but it is NOT POWERFUL. To make things more deceiving, the multi-lingual instruction manual states that "all our motors have multi-speed controls or 5 different modes with climax functions". THIS ONE DOES NOT!

It comes with 2-AAA batteries, which are inserted by twisting off the base where it is marked with "open-close". A black rubber gasket makes this toy "shower-proof".

Only a water-based lubricant should be used with this toy. Clean with warm water and antibacterial-soap or an antibacterial toy cleaner/wipes. The attachment heads must be removed during cleaning to get out all the fluids that will leak under them. Other than that the toy is generally easy to keep clean and didn't attracted much lint or hair, since so little of it is actually silicone. It's not very heavy and won't take up much space if you choose to take it along with you. The packaging is black with silver lettering and is classy for gift-giving, but the contents are deceiving.

This King is not deserving of the Crown and certainly doesn't deserve many stars from this discriminating reviewer. It simply left me feeling dumbfounded and wondering what on earth possessed the manufacturer to created this toy.
Experience
The only way this toy felt somewhat pleasurable was to use it on my g-spot, because it is small enough to insert and curved in such a way that it worked for my anatomy. However, it felt too stiff and did not induce any mind-blowing orgasms. When I removed the toy, fluids had seeped in between the attachment head and the main shaft.
Follow-up commentary
I'm taking it that since there are only a few reviews on this so far, that my input and that of the other reviewer was enough to convince shoppers that this toy is far from worth the investment. I'm not going to lie, this one was "buried" without any honors or regret. Don't pay homage to this King!
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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Comments
  • Lavender420
    Lavender420  
    Well written, informative. Thanks!
  • RoughToughCocoaPuff
    RoughToughCocoaPuff  
    Thank you for the information! I'm sure whoever made this had a good idea in the beginning
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    SumFun75  
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    Pete's Princess  
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    snowminx  
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