Bottle rockets Saturn - traditional vibrator by Evolved Novelties - review by ~LaUr3n~

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Saturn's Rings Spark My Rockets!

This little guy does just as much as many larger counter parts. Even though it only has one speed, Saturn has ribs that make up for it. The cute size and packaging make it a perfect gift. It is also waterproof, so you can take this in the shower with you!
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Pros:
Cute! Creative packaging, good construction, light noise, sensational ribbing
Cons:
smell at first, one speed
Rating by reviewer:
5
extremely useful review

Use

I'll be honest...I totally thought that this vibrator was much larger. I think this is because of the bottle packaging. I thought the bottle was of normal size (like a beer bottle) and the vibrator fit accordingly. I was shocked when I received it. It is the size of a fat finger. I didn't have high expectations after being disappointed about the size. But boy...was I not left disappointed!

This little guy is awesome. He is pretty quiet and it is easy to see why he is named Saturn. The ribbed rings are great. This vibrator is best females wanting shallow vaginal insertion and clitoral stimulation. This toy does have a flared base, but not enough of one for me to recommend it for anal play. It's construction is strong and the price is right. The packing is cute and the toy is waterproof as well. I think this is an awesome gift for any level of user experience or for something like a bachelorette party.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Bachelor/ bachelorette party
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • Nipples
    • Vaginal

Material / Texture

Saturn is made of velvety smooth plastic. The plastic is a safe, non-porous, and phthalate-free material. It did have a weird smell at first, kind of like skunk. This went away a lot after rinsing before use but it still has a slight odor. The material actually kind of feels like acrylic; it has that sound when it is clinked by something. The bottom of the vibe is non-velvety smooth plastic. There is no flex to this material in any way. While it is a lot safer than most, it still isn't the safest and shouldn't be shared without a condom since it cannot be sterilized.
    • Light odor
    • Not porous at all
    • Velvety

Design / Shape / Size

Saturn is yellowish, but I'm not complaining about this replacement pretty blue! Saturn's design is both ingenious and effective. The compact style and shape provides ease of use because it isn't bulky. The shape is fun and the ribbing is arousing. The shaft has a slightly graduated shape which gets thickest about an inch in and then thins out again towards the middle, before getting a bit thicker towards the base again. The base is slightly flared but not enough for safe anal play. I feel that the flared base is actually there to help hold the vibrator better. It fits nicely between my fingers and was easy to move.

The size does not provide deep or thick penetration, but the ribbing makes up for this. The vibrator really is petite and only is 4 1/2 inches long. Only 3 1/4 inches are insertable though. At the widest point, towards the head, it is 3 inches in circumference. For being a petite clitoral vibrator, this size is perfect. For those wanting mostly penetration, this won't be great for you. It would be cool if it came in varying sizes. I would love to feel the ribs on a larger scale. The size is great for beginners though.

I feel the toy is discrete in a way because of its size. Unless you were right next to it, it looks similar to a fat marker or fancy pen. This is especially so because of the control button on the end.
    • Beginner
    • Discreet look/design
    • Whimsical / artistic

Functions / Performance / Controls

This vibrator only has one vibrations speed and it is average. Nothing impressive here but it isn't too weak to be effective. It would be better if there were two, but the one level eventually did the job, if I was patient enough. Great for those with more sensitive clitorises, they might have a greater appreciation for this. I appreciated them because it is pretty quiet for being made of plastic. Just don't wear any metal rings, and you'll be good to go! The vibrations are located in the tip of the toy and can be felt throughout. The vibrations become decreased towards the base however. The toy is so short that the difference isn't that noticeable. The average vibration were made up for by the ribbing. I was able to slide the toy up and down over my clit like a washing board and the ribbing brought me to orgasm in no time.

The control compartment is very simple. There is a single squishy button at the base of the toy. Is is about half the size of a number two pencil eraser, so it is pretty tiny. This makes it a hit or miss sometimes when turning it on and off. For the most part I had no problem though.

Saturn is also waterproof! The velvety surface of the material made it easier to grip when wet and worked just as well underwater. The sound gets louder though, so remember this if you live with others you are trying to keep your privacy from.
    • Average vibration
    • Easy to use
    • Long lasting power

Care and Maintenance

The Saturn is really easy to take care of. It can be used with oil, water, or silicone based lubricants. If you use a water based lubricant warm water and mild soap can be used or a disinfectant spray will do the job. If you use a silicone or oil lubricant be sure to clean even more because these bases are harder to remove. I have an extra tooth brush that I use for cleaning ribs and crevasses of toys of this type. I found that I needed to use it to get between those luscious rings. The packaging is awesome, so I would store it in that after patting dry.

This vibrator runs on only one AA battery. This is awesome! The batteries don't take up a ton of room and you won't be spending a lot of money buying them. To insert the battery, the bottom unscrews (make sure to remove the plastic ring from the packaging first)and the single battery can easily slide in. Just screw the bottom back on and the bottle rocket is ready to light your loins! When testing this toy, I probably used it for a total of an hour and I didn't notice any decrease in battery power. I would venture to say the Saturn isn't a battery guzzler.

Packaging

The packing is so cute! It comes in a clear plastic, bottle shape, complete with a bottle cap! The bottom of the bottle unscrews to release Saturn for your pleasure. When in the package, it sits on a little plastic pedestal that makes it look like it is floating. The inside has a few disposable plastic pieces to achieve this but I kept them because otherwise Saturn will bob about inside. The back of the bottle has some writing on it that is a little hard to read. It gives a few strong points of the toy. The front says "Bottle Rockets, Waterproof Saturn". Since the packaging is so interesting, it will probably draw attention. It is small though and easy to hide as well as easy to travel with.
    • Good for storage
    • Minimal
    • Would make a nice gift

Personal comments

I am giving Saturn 5 stars. Even though there is only one speed, and it isn't SUPER strong, the construction, ribbing, noise level, and cute packaging make out weight my small grievances especially at such a great price!
If you love this one, there are a few more types to choose from! Get one for you and a few friends!
Follow-up commentary
The Bottle Rockets Saturn is still is working order and is a go to during the "special" time of month. The vibrations are great for the clitoris and if you are like me during that time, can be turned off so as to not overstimulate because of sensitivity.

It has been a bit of a pain to take the extra time to clean this guy, but I have found a use for my expired condoms and used them on this toy. Although not ideal, because of size, they save having to take a toothbrush to the ripples later.
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Comments
  • anonomous
    anonomous  
    Ugh its one speed??
    Thank you for the great review!!
  • ~LaUr3n~
    ~LaUr3n~  
    Yea
  • Elnoa
    Elnoa  
    Still looks cute.
  • Forever17
    Forever17  
    great review thanks
  • Zombirella
    Zombirella  
    Thanks for the review. These are cute.
  • noelleish
    noelleish  
    thanks for the review!
  • ~LaUr3n~
    ~LaUr3n~  
    welcome
  • CountryPrincess
    CountryPrincess  
    thanks for the review! love the packaging!!
  • sexykiss
    sexykiss  
    ty
  • ~LaUr3n~
    ~LaUr3n~  
    welcome
  • Sinfully
    Sinfully  
    Sounds nice for a cheap pocket vibe.
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