Eden waterproof tropical G wave - rabbit vibrator by Topco Sales - review by Yucca

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Scraped My Vagina Off!

The removeable vibrator is the only good thing about this toy. Too painful, doesn't fit, the waves do not fit into any of my openings, and I couldn't even use this toy! Unless you're really into painful insertion, don't buy!
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Pros:
Powerful vibe
Cons:
Does NOT fit, uncomfortable, painful
Rating by reviewer:
1
somewhat useful review
I was so so excited to get this toy. The vibrations looked powerful, the toy was fun looking, I wanted a G Spot vibrator that also had clitoral vibrations.

What a let down! I have no idea who invented and what the shape of their vagina was, but it no way does this naturally fit into the vagina, or any other hole for that matter. The "waves" at the top of the shaft were so bumpy and unnaturally fitting for a body opening, I have no idea where they thought this toy was going to go! I ended up cutting off the really bumpy waves and seeing if the new modified toy worked any better, but I just ended up throwing this toy out.

A complete waste of money and I wish I would have invested in a better G Spot vibrator. The only good thing I got out of this toy was the bullet vibe, which can be removed and cleaned and used in cock rings, other dildos with insertable vibes, or manually. The vibe is REALLY REALLY powerful, so I usually use it against my fingers and then use my fingers to feel the vibrations. This vibe is perfect if you like really strong vibrations. Personally, it almost rubs off my clit (I usually use medium to medium high vibes).

The tail of the dolphin didn't even reach my clit. I had to take out the vibe and use it manually. The bumpy waves do not LOOK that bad in the photo, but when I took it out of the packaging, I was like, OMG - How will this fit? Oh, it doesn't.

A cute idea that absolutely in no way works. I have no idea why anyone thought those bumpy ass waves would fit into any hole.
Follow-up commentary
I'm still not a fan of this toy. So, so uncomfortable! I highly suggest anyone who is tempted by this toy, for any reason, to buy another! I know it looks fun, but it does NOT feel fun.

The waves at the top of the shaft are so incredibly uncomfortable, it's ridiculous. Even if you're into the pain game, buy a toy with a large shaft or ribbed or nubbed shafts. This does not fit well into any orifice.

Update: I downgraded the "vroom". It's definitely powerful if you take out the vibe and use it on your clit, but not super powerful, as I have now experienced the Hitachi.

It's not too large, girth wise, as I like very large toys. It was the 'waves' which were so bumpy and uncomfortable. With large toys, you can work your way into making it fit, even with a little bit of pain, which I like. However, with this toy, it wasn't a matter of too large, but the shape. It's just not ergonomic to an orifice. Fitting something smooth and phallic shaped, even when large, is manageable, but fitting a ton of bumpy, odd-shaped 'waves' in was almost impossible, and just hurt.

The only upside is the bullet vibe, which I still use, but you can easily buy this alone and I would suggest doing so.
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Any couple
    • Busy women
    • College students
    • Long / extended session
    • Relaxation/alone time
    • Teasing a partner
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Comments
  • Kayla
    Kayla  
    Pretty good review. I'd want to see you include things about how big it was measurement-wise, what material it's made out of, and the packaging it came in. I'm sorry to hear that it didn't work well for you, though. It looks pretty though.
  • ~LaUr3n~
    ~LaUr3n~  
    Was it because of size? You didn't include that detail. Sorry this didn't work.
  • MuffysPinguLove
    MuffysPinguLove  
    I'm also sorry that this didn't work out for you. You may want to take a look at the extended review format as it makes writing reviews easier, and makes sure all the important information is included. Welcome to the community Smile
  • Holly Hox
    Holly Hox  
    I am also curious as to how it didn't fit exactly. Was it simply too big for you? I'd like to know the dimensions.
  • NuMe
    NuMe  
    Thanks for the review! Sorry it didn't work for you.

    I agree about trying the extended format. It helps readers to get a bigger picture of the product your reviewing.

    Welcome!
  • Sammi
    Sammi  
    This is interesting looking - I like the color.
    Thanks for the review Smile
  • Juliettia
    Juliettia  
    I don't think that your rating on the vibrations is entirely accurate. A vibe that uses 3 watch batteries is at the maximum vibration and equivalent to say the Hitachi?

    I'd like to see more information on material, ease of clean up, and size. Did you use any lubrication when trying to insert it?
  • Airen Wolf
    Airen Wolf  
    Personally this toy is too pricy for a jelly toy, in my opinion, though it does look pretty. I'm a size queen so I, too, am wondering about the actual measurements of the toy, what might be way too large for some might be great for others! I'd love to see a mention of proper safety when using a jelly toy such as condom useage (personally I'd use a condom over a jelly toy every use but that's because jelly and my lady parts don't get along), and maybe a mention of the fact that jelly cannot be sterilized. Also, what do you recommend in the way of cleaning this toy?
    Really sorry this toy was such a monumental flop for you, wish you better luck next time!

    Thanks for the review and welcome to the community!
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