Dolphin clit teaser - pocket rocket by WHK GmbH - review by ~LaUr3n~

Well I have officially found rancid smelling dolphin number two. Seriously...what the heck. I may not have an aversion to all dolphin shaped toys. IF you didn't read my first horrible discovery, you can read my review
here. I should have known better. I failed to realize that these are both made by the same company. No wonder they are so cheap! I was looking for cheap but effective toys as bachelorette party favors and thank god I am choosing to test them out before I commit to buying a bunch of them. This one is FLUNK. The smell is one thing, but this toy also hurts! Dolphins suck! I really don't recommend this to anyone, unless you plan to chop off the dolphin from the top and use it as a pocket rocket vibrator or want a gag gift that you don't intend the receiver to use.

The Dolphin clit teaser is made of jelly and plastic. It only has a small amount of jelly though. It makes up the small dolphin clitoral part on the very top. Even though it only has a little of this jelly, it still reeks! The smell is gross and hard to describe. Just trust me; it is not pleasant. Washing it doesn't reduce the smell much at all.

The jelly is different than most I have experienced because it is rigid and hard. It also isn't sticky and doesn't collect dust and lint. This is an upside of course. It doesn't have much give, but it does flex where it is weakest towards the base. Jelly is extremely porous so don't share this toy especially since a condom isn't easy to use with this toy. The rest of the toy is made of smooth, odorless, slightly porous plastic.

The Dolphin clit teaser is shaped like a pocket rocket with one big different. The top has a mini dolphin that's function is supposed to be a clit teaser. The entire toy is 5", but the dolphin itself is very small and only a tad bigger than an 1" high. None of this toy is designed to go in you, but the body of the rocket portion is 3 1/4" around at the widest point, making it a good size to hold onto. The dolphin is really small which makes it hard to pin point the clitoris.

The toy isn't the most discreet, but it isn't the worst either. This is because it doesn't have a phallic shape. It does have a whimsical animal theme that makes it slightly discreet. The blue color isn't too terribly bright either.

To use the toy, you will need one AA battery. The bottom twists off and the battery slides in, then replace the bottom. The controls for the vibration are in the end third of the toy. Twisting the bottom third to the right once will take it from the open position to the off position. Although I had a hard time getting it in the right spot so that it would not randomly turn on. Turning once more (all the way to the right) turns the toy on.

There is only one speed. HIGH. It is loud as well, like an electric razor. The vibration is felt through the entire pocket rocket part and less through the dolphin. It doesn't travel into that small attachment very well.

This toy is advertised as being water proof. I looked for proof of this claim and found a small rubber o-ring sealing the battery compartment. But, because the battery compartment was finicky in the different positions, I decided to not try this in water for fear of the bottom popping open when trying to turn it off.

Like I said earlier, this toy only takes one AA battery, which is nice. You can use any type of lubricant with this although I don't think you really need it. To clean it use warm water and soap.

The packaging is simple and traditional lame. It is a plastic package that snaps closed with a stupid girl on the cover, half naked, in a dancing pose. HOW ORIGINAL. There is like barely any information on the package other than a few pieces of false advertising. It is NOT discreetly quiet, and it is NOT soft jelly.

Since it feels so powerful, I thought the dolphin would feel great. Once I found it with the tiny dolphin nose, I was met with pain! It hurts! It is too much vibration for such a small point. It hurt on nipples too.It felt better if I laid down the toy to be against my vulva and clit. I tried to remove the dolphin but couldn't. So...buying cheap is a gamble. This one is a pretty much a loss. Don't waste your money no matter how cheap this thing goes for.