Speeding bullets armor piercing - bullet vibrator by Evolved Novelties - review by ~LaUr3n~

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This bullet really wowed me. I did not expect there to be such great modes or power for a bullet. It is sleek and sexy too! The packaging is cute and comes with an extra set of batteries. Don't waste your time with cheaper, traditional bullets. This one is worth the higher price.
Published:
Pros:
Small, Cute, Sexy, Sleek, Comes with batteries and a back up set, 5 modes, Powerful for a bullet
Cons:
Watch batteries
Rating by reviewer:
5
extremely useful review

Use

Sleek, sexy, and quiet, this Armor Piercing Speeding Bullet puts any hungry clits to rest with one shot. I have come to love Evolved Novelties' products. They are high quality, powerful, reliable, and user friendly. Even knowing all of this, I misjudged this bullet. I did not expect much more than the typical bullet, even despite the non-typical higher price. Armor Piercing is a small and compact, yet surprisingly powerful and sophisticated bullet. It even has five different modes. Three of them are patterns. This is the fanciest bullet I own! I recommend it to anyone who likes clitoral stimulation, travel toys, or small toys that won't get in the way of sex. It can be used by anyone.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Everyone
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Campus/roommate living
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
    • Clitoris
    • Nipples

Material / Texture

This bullet comes in four bold colors: black, blue, pink, and purple. Since this bullet is small and great for travel, I got black. I thought black would be the most discreet. I still think it would be awesome to see a silver or gold plated one!

The bullet is made of non-porous plastic that is free of latex and phthalates. It is hypo-allergenic and food-grade. I can tell that the plastic is good quality and won't easily break. The surface is smooth but has a REALLY nice matte texture to it. It is a bit different than most matte/velvet surfaces of toys. It feels slightly silkier.

Even though this material is non-porous, it cannot be sterilized so share with caution or use a condom if you find a good way to do so.
    • Not porous at all
    • Smooth
    • Velvety

Design / Shape / Size

This line of bullets is designed after various...bullets. Logistically speaking, this one is the least accurate in my opinion. It still looks wicked sweet and does resemble a bullet. It does not closely resemble any armor piercing bullet, or regular bullet for that matter, that I know of or could find.

Regardless, I still really love the design. It is cute, sleek, sexy and petite. It is a grand total of about 2 1/3" long. It is about the size of an average baby carrot. The design has a rounded tip that continues into a "cone" shape. The base of this is the thickest part at about 3/4" in diameter. It this out and then widens again slightly. It is about 5/8" in that area. The bottom third of the bullet screws off for the battery compartment that houses the three watch batteries. At the base is a single, soft push button control. Around the threading of the screw off bottom is a thin o-ring that is supposed to make it waterproof. Make sure to tighten the bottom all the way and then some more. Because of reading a few statements about this bullet breaking, I did not want to chance ruining it is the shower or tub.

This bullet is very discreet, easy to hide, and great for travel or public use. Its small size and not traditional shape make this possible.
    • Discreet look/design
    • Ergonomic
    • Waterproof

Functions / Performance / Controls

This bullet has some impressive functions. I have only had one other bullet that had a pulsing pattern. IT did not have five modes like this one does though! It is super simple to use. The single button on the base turns on the first mode when it is presses, and subsequently all the others. This means there is no kill switch, but since this bullet is so small, it is not hard to pull away from the body if needed.

1. Medium steady vibration
2. Medium-high steady vibration
3. Medium pulsing
4. Medium pulsing faster
5. Quick medium pulse and then a longer medium-high vibration
While this does not compare to the power of many full size toys, it shines above most bullets. All of the levels are of medium sound level. It is hard to hear across a room if this is against the body, inserted, or under a blanket. It is akin to a cell phone. The vibrations can be felt throughout the entire toy and are between buzzy and rumbly, but they do the job very well. My fingers have gone a bit numb though!

I wanted to mention that while others have reported this bullet breaking or drastically decreasing in power after only one or two uses, I have not experienced any of this. I have used this bullet at least four times, one of which was for over 15 minutes of almost constant vibration. If it has decreased the power, it is not noticeable to me at this time.
    • Easy to use
    • Multiple settings
    • Powerful

Care and Maintenance

Caring for this bullet is easy. It can be used with any lubricant and is easy to wipe down with a toy wipe or baby wipe. It can be sprayed and cleaned with a toy cleaner or mild soap and water. When storing, remove the batteries and place them under the plastic holder in the case or replace the piece of paper that was provided to keep the batteries from making contact. This will preserve their life.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Packaging

The packaging is just as cute and simple. The bullet comes in a see-through, plastic case. Inside a black plastic box slides out. Inside of this is a red plastic insert molded to hold the toy. It looks like a little coffin! I keep my extra batteries under the red plastic part. This is where there is an extra set of batteries. I never would have figured this out if I was not trying to find a place to put the batteries when not in use! The package is great for storage and is the size that I wish all packages were-just large enough.
    • Good for storage
    • Minimal

Experience

I really enjoyed this bullet. I got it in a buy one get one deal and didn't expect much from it. I honestly didn't do my research on it when I chose it to be the free thing either. No wonder this is priced higher than run of the mill bullets! It is so much more inventive, powerful, and stimulating. I loved using it for teasing on the first pulsing pattern and then finishing myself on the faster of the two steady vibrations or the fastest pulsing pattern. It easily slides around and does not require a lot of lubricant, if any. It feels great on nipples and around the outer anus too. I could not feel the vibrations internally however. They are not strong enough for that, but my clit was more than happy with them.
Follow-up commentary
I am so glad I did not get one of the lemons here. Mine still works great and is on the original set of batteries. This is an excellent bullet to fit in between bodies and is also great for travel. Since it is so discreet, I don't mind keeping it out either. I love this bullet!
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Comments
  • Blake Klink
    Blake Klink  
    nice review
  • ~LaUr3n~
    ~LaUr3n~  
    Thanks
  • Michelle Conner
    Michelle Conner  
    nice review
  • sugar&spikes
    sugar&spikes  
    thanks for the review !
  • loveskittens!
    loveskittens!  
    thanks for the info!
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