Speeding bullets armor piercing - bullet vibrator by Evolved Novelties - review by Dawn (Lilac Distraction)

Shot through the heart!

This bullet is one of the best I have ever come across. Not only is it powerful, tiny, and multi-functional, but it is also very discreet in sound and appearance. If you're looking for a great wireless bullet that isn't full of buzz like all the others, the Speeding Bullets Armor Piercing is worth considering.
Published:
Pros:
Small, multi-funtional, powerful, discreet sound.
Cons:
High and low settings are extremely similar.
Rating by reviewer:
4
extremely useful review

Use

The Speeding Bullet Armor Piercing bullet is a classic, wireless bullet. It has five functions and is bound to pierce through your non-orgasmic armor. This bullet can be appreciated by users of all skill levels, ranging from beginners to more advanced users.

Because of the size of this bullet, it is best used for clitoral stimulation. For a small wireless bullet, it is less buzzy than average, comparable bullets. It delivers deeper vibrations without being numbing, or causing the itch effect. This bullet can also be used for erogenous zone stimulation, such as on the nipples, anal opening, testicles, penis, or any other external area you see fit. Because of the small size and wireless design, it is not suitable for internal use, especially any anal insertion, because it has a high risk of getting lost or stuck. It can be used alone, with a vaginal toy, or during sex. The small size will not get in the way of anything.

The waterproof design makes it the perfect bathtub toy. Give yourself an extra relaxing bath with this little bullet! In water, vibrations tend to be amplified, so this one is a definite power house for water play. It is also perfect for travel because of the small, pocket-sized design. While the design isn't ultra discreet, it is also not offensive in any way. This bullet is also fairly low on the noise level, which makes it great for discreet play.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Everyone
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Campus/roommate living
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
    • Clitoris
    • Nipples

Material / Texture

This bullet is made of a velvety plastic. Plastic is a great material because it is easy to care for, clean, and it is compatible with all types of lubricant, and is on low lower end of the porosity level. The smooth but velvety texture is wonderful because it provides a slight amount of drag without being sticky or tacky. With lube, the material will become very slick.

As with most plastic, this one had no smell or taste to it.

Design / Shape / Size

This bullet has a wonderful hourglass shape. You can take advantage of the curves by letting it cradle your clitoris. If you prefer pinpointed stimulation, the tip of this bullet has a nice pointed end which can help to focus the vibrations just where you need them. The shape is very ergonomic and easy to grip.

Overall, the bullet is 2 1/2" long with a diameter of 3/4". It is the smallest bullet I own, but it is one of the most powerful wireless bullets I have come across. The functions and the small size combined make this bullet a force to be reckoned with.

This bullet's miniature size make it very travel-friendly. It can be tucked away just about anywhere without being too obvious or bulky. There are no wires to get tangled up. When travelling, make sure to remove the batteries because the bullet does not have a lock function for travel, and the button is easy to press.

Functions / Performance / Controls

For such a small little thing, this bullet packs a punch. It takes three watch batteries. (Six are included.) There are two speeds and three functions. These are controlled by a single button on the bottom of the base. One press will turn it on the low setting, a second will turn it on high, and the additional presses will cycle it through the patterns, and then return it to the off setting. Here is a rundown of the functions:

1. Low intensity. Feels a lot like medium-high for other bullets.
2. High intensity. Very little change from low.
3. Quick pulsations.
4. Quicker pulsations.
5. A short pulse followed by a longer pulse.

The bullet does not have a quick-off function, but the functions can be cycled through rather quickly.

The vibrations of this bullet are a bit deeper and penetrate more than other bullets I've had experience with. While it has a good amount of power, I have found that it is also a bit quieter. It shouldn't be too audible through thicker blankets, such as comforters, and would not be heard through a closed door.

I have fully submerged this toy with absolutely no change in function or performance.
    • Discreet sound
    • Easy to use
    • Powerful

Care and Maintenance

Care of this bullet is super simple. Plastic is very easy to clean, can be washed in toy cleaner, or soap and warm water. To disinfect, wipe it down with a rubbing alcohol, rinse, and pat dry. Plastic does not pick up dust, lint, or dirt like other materials may, so it can be stores just about anywhere you choose.

It is compatible with all types of lube (water-based, silicone, and oil). It is also latex and body safe.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Packaging

Evolved is known for their amazing packaging. This came in a box nestled in a plastic sleeve. The box (which I'm wishing had a lid) is made of hard plastic. Overall, I was very happy with the packaging and even want to keep the hard plastic box to store tiny things in.
    • Would make a nice gift
Follow-up commentary
At first, I was amused by this bullet. It was cute, blue, and pretty powerful. It made my other bullets (with the exception of my Black Magic Super Bullet) look weak and buzzy. I've got a lot of better things now, so I don't ever really use this anymore, but it remains a piece in my blue collection. Perhaps my lover will like it a bit more than I do.
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Comments
  • BeautifulDarkness
    BeautifulDarkness  
    Great review! Sounds like something I'm going to have to try out. Thanks!
  • Dawn (Lilac Distraction)
    Dawn (Lilac Distraction)  
    You're welcome! It's certainly my favorite (and not just because it's blue).
  • Miss Nessa
    Miss Nessa  
    Gosh woman! Great minds think alike! Another toy I also have, but have not tried it! lol I just have it in pink.
    Well done review!
    You've become one of my top favoirte reviewers!
  • Elnoa
    Elnoa  
    Very cute, but I'm leery of the quality. Thanks for the review!
  • Forever17
    Forever17  
    and you're to blame thanks!!
  • Anjulie
    Anjulie  
    Great review!
  • Bignuf
    Bignuf  
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    MrWishyWashy  
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    tA  
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    armywife2425  
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    HannahPanda  
    Excellent review, thank you for the detail
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