Ultimate satisfier slim - traditional vibrator by Doc Johnson - review by nori

I'm sure this toy was meant to be used internally, But I found a bit more use out of it for clitoral stimulation. The vibrations were ridiculously noisy, and rarely having the house to myself, I had to wait a while before truly giving him a chance. I found, that after a couple minutes of stimulation to my clit, I felt my fingers and button going numb, Which is unfortunate, because it DID indeed feel good. I wouldn't recommend buying this toy, maybe as a gag gift for a bachelorette party. It's just too loud for any sort of discreet play. Your neighbors would need to be out of town to bring him out for play.

There are two different textures to the plastic. the tip is made of a clear-ish plastic, you can see the motor and hardwear on the inside. Which is neat; But not necessary by a long shot. After the tip, the plastic takes on a slightly textured feel, almost similar to leopard spots, only not as noticeable. The toy doesn't have any offensive scents, or tastes. Which is good, at least.

This toy is easily the longest I have, at around 9 inches of total length, and about 8 and a 1/2 usable. I tend to like girth in my toys, so vaginally this guy didn't do much for me. It can't be easily thrown into a purse, but for carry-on luggage, I can't see it being a problem. I'm not sure if It's worth the three AA batteries, for a mostly clit-stimulation toy.

There is a dial at the bottom of the toy used to control the intensity of the toy's vibrations. Even at it's lowest setting, I could hear this toy from the other room. At it's highest? From three rooms away. At least. The controls are simple enough to figure out, continue twisting the dial for stronger vibrations. I found this toy numbed my clit after a few minutes of use, and vaginally, it didn't wow my g-spot like some other toys do.

This toy is NOT waterproof, so I would recommend taking a spritz or two of toy cleaning to this guy, or a hand towel with warm soapy water. I store him in a gallon-bag zip-lock bag, since the original packaging left much to be desired.

The toy was packaged the most minimalisticly I've ever seen. It came in a simple plastic sheath. It was even open on one end. I found this disconcerning. I don't know how hygenically I was kept before arriving at my place of residence, there was no package information, description, or even the name ANYWHERE on the packaging. I took the toy out, threw away the packaging.