Jopen Vanity Vr9 - g-spot vibrator by Jopen - review by ToyTimeTim

Over a year ago I stumbled across the New Vanity vibes from Jopen, when Al Bloom from Cal Exotics told about all the features, my asspussy longed to have one. I am a big fan of purple, know all too well about Lithium batteries, water proof is a must around my house and even though the price is a bit high I knew these toys would be worth it. Aside from the rabbits (I still think a rabbit would work good for P-spot/perineum stimulation), the Vr9 called to me. The shape, size and dual vibes just sounded so divine.

IT IS!

Just look at that shape

Jopen saw fit to use ultra smooth, luxurious silicone for these vibes. They do have a bit of drag due to the matte finish but this just helps to hold onto the lube. When dry the silicone feels like the softest silk and just begs to be stroked and caressed. Aside from the control buttons and some embossed lettering (More on that in a bit) the vibe is seamless and no flaws can be found. That's the way it should be, eh?

The Vr9 starts with a small 1" diameter (3 1/2" cir.) ball that is mounted off center from the 5/8" diameter shaft. This provides a P/G-spot bulge on one side while the other side is smooth. This end has some flex to it, it may not be able to provide firm stimulation but it does follow the anatomy of your orifice of choice. The shaft gradually tapers up in size as it curves in an "S" shape until it reaches a maximum diameter of 1 5/8" (5 1/2" cir) at the other end. The big end is oval in shape and while it does not have a bulge like the small end, it does fit my anatomy well. This end has not flex to it and will allows you to apply as much pressure as you wish. Overall it is 10" long measured in a straight line.

Now this vibe does not have a flared base so folks using it for anal play need to keep a good grip on it. I found that the small end does not need to be inserted more than two inches or so to hit the prostate. The big end likes to slide in and sit perfectly against my prostate. Either way, half of the vibe is left out to provide a good hand hold during use. Still, caution should be used when using it this way as it could slip in further.

The Vr9 has two separate vibes, one on each end, that are controlled separately by two small raised nubs. The controls are located in the center of the vibe. The controls are easy to press, to easy really, if I insert the large end to far my anus will turn up or turn off the vibes. This is a double edge sword of sorts. One the one hand it can be turned off pretty fast, just hit the button and it’s off. On the other hand you can bump the button during use and change the setting. Each control works the same way; press it once to turn it on. Press and hold down to increase the intensity. There are no patterns but the vibes are midway between buzzy and thumpy. The small end leans more towards the buzzy side and the large end leans towards the thumpy side. They also can be used at the same time to provide a great mix between the two. Both are very quiet and the sound can be covered by a radio or even a sheet. The sound is almost gone once inserted if only that sides vibes are running.

Each button has a light behind it to let you know which vibe is on.

With both vibes on.

It also can be locked for travel, simply press and hold both buttons until both lights turn off. You have to press and hold both buttons, until both light turn back on, to unlock it. This is great if you need to put it in carry-on luggage, no mystery vibes/noise to freak out the TSA.

The Vr9 comes in a classy white box, inside the vibe rests in a cut out of stiff paper. Underneath the holder is a pouch for storage, the charger and two pamphlets with use/care instructions and some info about Vanity and the Jopen line. You can use the box for storage or the pouch if space is limited. Silicone is a dust and hair magnet so you will want to use something.