Speeding bullets armor piercing - bullet vibrator by Evolved Novelties - review by Vally

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Small Bullet With a Lot of Fire Power!

I absolutely love the Speeding Bullets Armor Piercing Bullet. It is the strongest bullet I have ever tried, and the patterns are awesome. I won't guarantee you will have an orgasm, but using this little wonder guarantees that I have them!
Published:
Pros:
Small size, strong vibrations, velvety texture, multiple vibration settings.
Cons:
Battery replacement could potentially be expensive.
Rating by reviewer:
4
extremely useful review

Use

This has got to be the best clitoral bullet I have tried yet. I imagine it would be a good teaser on the P Spot, as well, and feels really awesome on my nipples, but ultimately for me it is a fantastic clitoral vibe.

I think it would be perfect for clitoral stimulation during sex because of the size; it is small and would not get in the way.

If you like intense vibrations that are not buzzy, you will like the Speeding Bullets Armor Piercing bullet.

The Speeding Bullets Armor Piercing bullet vibe is small enough to take anywhere. Even in the box it would not be cumbersome in a purse; out of the box it would easily fit in the pocket of your tightest jeans or even a very small handbag.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Bachelor/ bachelorette party
    • Everyone
    • Sensory play
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Campus/roommate living
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • Nipples
    • P-spot

Material / Texture

The Speeding Bullets Armor Piercing bullet is a hard plastic material that is velvety smooth. With a little bit of lube, it felt wonderful and silky against my clitoris. There was a tiny bit of a smell right out of the box, but once I washed it in anti-bacterial toy wash the smell was gone.

This is a very firm toy; there is no flex to it at all. I love the material. Unlike other toys I have, it is not very tacky, and I did not notice it attracting lint.
    • Rigid
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

The Speeding Bullets Armor Piercing bullet's design is fantastic. The head is rounded perfectly so that it does not poke or jab when using it against your clit. The diameter is similar to that of The RO-100 Soft Tip Bullet, but the tip is rounded in a much nicer way. My main complaint with the RO-100 Soft Tip Bullet was that it was a little pokey or sharp, and you had to be careful with it around your clit.

The Armor Piercing Bullet is small enough to take anywhere. Even in the box it would not be cumbersome in a purse; out of the box it would easily fit in the pocket of your tightest jeans or even a very small handbag. It would be very easy to hide; just close your hand around it!

I think this is a great bullet for beginners as well as advanced users. Just be advised that the vibrations are strong, and you would not want to use the toy anally, as it would become lost.

This vibrator is adorable. I love the color. I got the blue one, and while it is definitely in the shape of a vibrator, it is so tiny that it is cute. Don't let the cute factor fool you, though; it is very powerful for its size!
    • Discreet look/design
    • Ergonomic

Functions / Performance / Controls

The Speeding Bullets Armor Piercing Bullet is quite powerful for its size. Compared to the RO-100 Soft Tip Bullet, this bullet delivers much more powerful vibrations that are deeper and not very buzzy, in my opinion. It has two steady vibration settings and three pulsation settings that are controlled by a push button on the base of the bullet. Each click of the button changes the vibration. The first one is a low steady vibration, the second a higher steady vibration, the third is a steady slow pulse, the fourth is a steady faster pulse, and the fifth is an intermittent long short pulse. All of the settings were awesome, but I really enjoyed the fast steady pulsation setting the best. That was the one that brought on the orgasm every time.

The Armor Piercing Bullet is waterproof, and good thing; clean up would be tricky if it weren't. I did not try it in the shower or tub, though.

The noise it makes is minimal. I could not hear it through the down comforter, and I do not think there would be anyone that could hear it through a door. I tried to let one of my friends listen to it over speaker phone, and she could not hear it unless I let it vibrate against a hard surface, so it really is not that loud. You can easily hear it holding it in your hand, but no one in the next room is going to hear it.

The Armor Piercing Bullet takes three watch sized batteries, which is a little concerning. It comes with six batteries, though, so I am hoping they last a while. I have not checked the price on this specific size battery, but sometimes these batteries are expensive.
    • Easy to use
    • Multiple settings
    • Strong patterns

Care and Maintenance

The Speeding Bullets Armor Piercing Bullet is a velvety hard plastic, as mentioned earlier. You do not have to be careful about the type of lube you use with it since it is hard plastic.

It cleans up really easily with anti-bacterial toy cleaner and water. I coated the entire thing with toy cleaner, then held it under the stream of warm water, and it cleaned up easily.

I am hanging on to the package it came in for storage. While it is not super high quality packaging, it will protect the bullet and help to keep it clean during storage.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Packaging

While not super high end packaging, the Armor Piercing Bullet comes in a hard plastic box with a flimsier plastic insert tray and flimsier plastic outer box. I would say it is semi discreet packaging. Although the outer box is clear, the hard plastic box is a solid black plastic, so you can only see the toy if looking at one side of the package.

I think it is great for storage to protect the toy, but I don't think the outer box will hold up for a very long period of time.

The inside tray is formed to fit the Armor Piercing Bullet, and the batteries are taped to the underside of the tray.

No instructions other than the standard warnings printed on the outside of the package were included.

I think it would make a great gift; in fact, if anyone wants to get me another one my address is... no, just kidding. It would make a good token gift for a girlfriend or a bachelorette party, and even a good stocking stuffer next Christmas.

I think it would make good gift packaging, though, because it could be easily wrapped, unlike those clam shell packages.
    • Good for storage
    • Recyclable
    • Would make a nice gift

Personal comments

I have to say, I am really impressed by this little vibe. I have wired bullets that do not have this much power that take 2 AAs. I love the functionality as well; it is nice to find patterns in a bullet this strong.

Experience

One thing I have not mentioned, the Armor Piercing Bullet is small enough that my labia hold it in place during solo play. Perhaps this is due to my personal body dynamics, but it is really awesome when playing with multiple toys not to have to hang on to the clitoral vibe the entire time.

Combined with a good G Spot vibrator, I have had several very wet blended orgasms already and look forward to more!
This product was provided at a discounted price in exchange for an unbiased review. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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Comments
  • Jimbo Jones
    Jimbo Jones  
    I have never had a vibrator using watch size batteries be very powerful. This one sounds interesting. Thanks for the review.
  • NarcissisticLust
    NarcissisticLust  
    What has been your experience with the battery life for this toy? Thanks for the great review
  • pinkzombie
    pinkzombie  
    Excellent review!
  • zracer
    zracer  
    great review thank you
  • kinksters
    kinksters  
  • phunkyphreak
    phunkyphreak  
    great review
  • Elnoa
    Elnoa  
    Very cute, but I'm leery of the quality. Thanks for the review!
  • MrWishyWashy
    MrWishyWashy  
    Thanks for the review!
  • HannahPanda
    HannahPanda  
    Awesome review, thanks!
  • sugar&spikes
    sugar&spikes  
    thanks for the review !
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