Lucid hearts squirmy dream - rabbit vibrator discontinued by Doc Johnson - review by wildorchid

This toy is adorable! Hearts are my favorite shape so I had to have this toy. This was back before I knew about the potential dangers of jelly and that I actually react to it.

As far as rabbit vibes go, this one may actually be good for most anatomies. Typically with rabbit style vibe, they are too long in the shaft and the clit potion doesn't work, or the shape of the clit vibe doesn't do anything for me. This toy does not need to be inserted all the way to be able to enjoy the intense clitoral vibrations!

The toys can also be bent to suit your individual anatomy and rotates backwards and forwards. You can adjust the speed of the vibrations and the rotations! However, this toy is kind of loud.

The toy is made of jelly so that is something to keep in mind. It has a matte finish and is semi see-through. However, this toy does not seem to be too much of a lint magnet.

The shaft consists of three upside-down hearts followed by two small ripples and then goes straight down with no texture. I did not find the texture too intrusive upon insertion, but if you are sensitive to texture, this vibe may not be for you.

The clit shaft is powered by its own small bullet that has a squiggly tail-type extension that is meant to tickle the clitoris.

Other than the heart shapes, the material is smooth to touch with some drag to it.

This vibe is adorable and unrealistic which is one of the reasons I like it. I found the dimensions from the product page to be accurate.

I can see this squiggle being too long for some if you are someone with a deeper g-spot. However, this may also be a blessing in disguise because the vibes on this clit extension can be strong!

Again, the insertable portion of this toy is not too long as to make the clit portion unusable. I do think that most anatomies will be suitable for this toy.

The bendability of this toy is somewhat flawed, but I will discuss that in the performance section.

The toy is made of jelly so that is something to keep in mind. It has a matte finish and is semi see-through. However, this toy does not seem to be too much of a lint magnet.

I did not find the texture too intrusive upon insertion, but if you are sensitive to texture, this vibe may not be for you.

The clit shaft is powered by its own small bullet that has a squiggly tail-type extension that is meant to tickle the clitoris.

There are five buttons on this thing. The vibration buttons; up and down. The rotation speed buttons; faster and slower and a reverse direction button (kind of cool huh?). You cannot use just the clit portion or just the shaft and there are no vibration patterns with this vibe. The controls are simple to use and easy to press.

This vibe is waterproof! So you can use it in the shower or tub and not worry. The cap to the battery compartment is very secure and further guarded by a ring (don't know of what material) to protect the compartment from water. This is the best part of this vibe for me.

The unfortunate part of this vibe is the fact that although it bends to suit your anatomy, the more severe the curve, the worse the toy functions and the rotations can actually slow down if not cease to function. Also, the toy can be a bit hard to bend.

The vibrations in the shaft could barely be felt for me and I found myself not using the rotation function because I had to bend the toy in such a way that when it was inside me, it actually couldn't rotate. I don't know if I'm to small for the range of motion or what, but that is unfortunately the way this toy worked for me. If you don't insert the toy all the way in, this fixes the problem, but you may not get your g-spot.

The battery usage on this vibe is better than a lot of battery operated toys I have used, but it does take three AAA batteries and they don't last as long as I would prefer. Usually three uses and I'm replacing the batteries.

Jelly toys are very porous and impossible to sterilize which makes this toy even harder to clean. Really, a condom should be used with this and all jelly toys.

Another reason a condom helps with clean up is that the ridges of the hearts need extra attention. Even after cleaning and air-drying, I have noticed that fluids like to collect in the ridges and are hard to clean out properly. This toy is really not the safest of toys in terms of material and design.

You will need to store this toy away from other toys and it can melt when stored with other toys. Unfortunately, this happened to mine. I wasn't too heart broken (no pun intended) because I eventually found out that I react to this and other jelly materials.

This is not going to be the most discreet of toys. Although it's not penis shaped, people will probably inquire about it if they see it out in the open.

I had less than satisfactory results with this toy. I chose the material before I knew that jelly wasn't the safest and before I knew I reacted to it, so I can't fault the toy there. But the rotator function, being what it is, makes half of the functions of this toy unusable for me.