Couture collection Bliss - vibrator by Cal Exotics - review by petite-n-sweet

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So Thats What It Feels Like To Sit On an Egg

The Bliss is an awesome little wireless vibrating egg for couple play or discrete self stimulation. It may not be perfect in design or deliver earth shattering vibrations, but this little toy will get you excited if you walk around with it in you. Take it to work and slip it in for a midday pick me up.
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Pros:
Comfortable, Discrete, fun to use and cool to look at
Cons:
Finicky range, poorly made remote and awkward control buttons on egg
Rating by reviewer:
4
extremely useful review

Use

This wireless egg shaped vibrator can be used as a traditional vibrator for the body, clitoris and nipples. It also can be inserted into the vagina, for internal vibration or G-spot stimulation. It includes a remote control that allows you or another user to control when the egg vibrates, and the type of vibrations that occur. The egg can also be used as a kegel exerciser when it is switched off.

I used the toy internally, and found that it provided moderate stimulation midway in my vagina. I could not insert it far enough to stimulate my G-spot. Although I had no problem inserting the egg, it was shaped incorrectly for hitting my G-Spot.

The egg does not have a flared base, so I would assume it is not be used internally.

I think this vibrator is appropriate for anyone who wants to try hands free internal stimulation. Its shape and size may be off putting for some, but I found it not too large and was easily able to wear it.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Group situations
    • Sensory play
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere

Material / Texture

The Bliss is made out a smooth feeling PU Coated plastic. It is hard and feels like stain nest to the skin. Attached to it is a nylon string, that is a little rough but hardly noticeable. I like the material of the egg, but I am little concerned about the string. I use my egg internally, and I don't like the idea of germs collecting on the string.
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

For the most part, I liked the design of Bliss. The egg shape was comfortable inside of me and large enough for me to notice it was there. It may not be the best size for a beginner, as it is wider than some dildos, Although it has quite a bit of girth, it is not big by any means. Its size helps keep it discrete and easy to travel with. It also does not necessarily look like a sex toy. With its glowing on off switch it has quite a futuristic look to it. It can be easily mistaken for a sleek gadget, especially since it will not vibrate without the remote control. If you store the remote separately for the egg, you could theoretically leave it out as a decoration. Even with an on/off switch on the egg switching it on and off will only turn the egg colors. I would do that, but I don't like the idea of the potentially random people touching my toy trying to figure out what it does. It just doesnt sit well since I stick Bliss in my vagina.
    • Discreet look/design
    • Partner play

Functions / Performance / Controls

First of all let me say, I do not like the location of the on/off switch. It is at the bottom of the egg, near the retrieval string. This means that when you are inserting it, your finger is dangerously close the off button. Even worse, the egg will not buzz to tell you if it is on, so you could turn it off and not know. In my case, that means sticking it in, turning it on through the remote, feeling perplexed because it is not working, pressing the buttons again, pulling it out, then realizing the durn egg was off.

Another problem I had was with the range of the remote. When it was internal, for some reason the remote only worked when it las lower than my waist. So for example, during solo play If insert the toy in my vagina the hold the remote at my chest it would not work. If I put my arms down and had the remote at my thigh it worked.

I tried different combination by myself and with my partner, and the remote simply would not work above my waist.

On the other hand, when the toy was not internal it had the 16ft range it boasts on the box. Even with the toy behind my back the remote worked at distance. It was only when it was internal that the remote was 'blocked.'

On a positive note, the toy provides varied relatively strong vibrations throughout 90% of the egg. (The very top does not vibrate). It has seven different vibrations, ranging from soft to powerful pulses. You can easily scan through the vibrations by clicking the mode button on the remote. Internally it gives a very soothing massage that is hardly audible.

The egg is waterproof, which is absolutely necessary if you are going to use it internally. The included remote and charging station are not. The remote uses one N battery, and the charging station connects through AC power.

The remote is small and easy to use, but it is not as well made as the egg. On its second use, the letters were rubbed off of the controls. Good thing there are only two so I can still figure out what buttons to push. Also during our experiment with the range we got frustrated and apparently pushed the mode button a little too hard. The button actually popped out of the remote! Thankfully I was able to pop it back in.
    • Multiple settings
    • Rechargeable

Care and Maintenance

The Bliss is made out of PU Coated Plastic which is easy to clean. I wash my toy with soap and warm water and also toy cleaner before each use. I store my toy in its original box mostly because I don't have good toy storage space yet. I was generally happy with the easy maintenance of the product, until I noticed strange streaks on my egg:

Stain on Bliss

It happened on my second day of use. I do not use any lube with it, and I am careful to wash it after each use. I known my toy is clean, but it bothers me every time I look at it.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store
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Comments
  • Danielle915
    Danielle915  
    Great review!!
  • Tuesday
    Tuesday  
    What range does this have when its inside you?
  • Tuesday
    Tuesday  
    What range does this have when its inside you?
  • petite-n-sweet
    petite-n-sweet  
    The range was pretty nonexistent when it was inside of me. It was almost a hit and miss. When we did get it to work the remote was within inches of my butt or thighs.

    I think this weekend we will try it on some stairs (He would be below my waist right?) so that I can get a better idea on that theory.

    We will continue to play with it, and add more details in a follow up.
  • leatherlover
    leatherlover  
    This is the first time I have read someone having problems with the range. Sorry to hear that and hope you get it working better.
  • NuMe
    NuMe  
    Very nice review!
  • petite-n-sweet
    petite-n-sweet  
    I'm willing to believe I may have gotten a weird one. My problems with the range are definitely annoying... but I have found ways to continue using it! I doubt they would design an egg that has problems working internally.
  • DeliciousSurprise
    DeliciousSurprise  
    Oh my gosh, what up with those streaks!?
  • petite-n-sweet
    petite-n-sweet  
    That is what I am trying to figure out.... they will NOT come off ~LOL
  • Glac
    Glac  
    thanks for the great info
  • Jenni Shelton
    Jenni Shelton  
    THANKS FO RTHE GREAT REVIEW
  • hillys
    hillys  
    Thanks for the review!
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