Some Sort of Torture Device

This toy is too large and oddly shaped to be comfortable, and the rabbit leaves a lot to be desired.
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Pros:
If you like a large toy and it works with your body, you might like this one.
Cons:
The design didn't work for me, I found it frustrating and, in some cases, painful.
Rating by reviewer:
2
extremely useful review
I got this toy as a freebie with one of my orders, as so many of us did. I am glad I didn't pay money for it, as I would have been very disappointed. There is very little to like about this toy.





This toy is made from PVC with a plastic base, which means it is a porous toy and can hold onto bacteria. You cannot sterilize this toy by boiling it, so if you intend to share this toy please use a condom over it. Out of the package it did have a bit of the odor that goes along with toys made from this material, but not a headache inducing amount. It has a bendable shaft, allowing you to add a bit of angle to the toy if you like. You can use any water or silicone based lube with this toy. It can be cleaned with toy cleaner, or washed with warm water and a mild soap. The package states that the toy is waterproof in the shower or for cleaning, but cautions that you can not use this toy in the bathtub or a pool.

The shape is odd and confusing. That large nub, which I assume is supposed to do magical things to my g-spot, is painful at best. The large dimple on the reverse side of the toy has decreased vibrations, leaving me scratching my head at its purpose. The toy is on the large size, with an insertable length of 7 inches, and a diameter of 1 5/8". I was able to fully insert the toy, but couldn't get the rabbit to sit anywhere that felt nice. If you angle the toy up to better reach your g-spot, you lose any rabbit contact. If you angle the toy downward to attempt to get the rabbit in a good spot, you get speared by that giant nub internally. For me, it was a losing battle. As with most rabbit toys, this will work for some people and not for others. It certainly didn't work for me.









After you insert 3 AAA batteries, the toy is controlled by two buttons located on the base. One is a simple on and off switch. The other toggles between 10 settings.

The settings include:
1 - High
2 - Medium
3 - Low
4 - Step
5 - Hi-lo
6 - Dip
7 - High pulse
8 - High steeplechase
9 - Low steeplechase
10 - Low pulse





The vibrations are strong, but on settings that should be constant I noticed variation. The toy is loud and rumbles, so it certainly isn't discreet. I would say that many of the settings would be heard through your bedroom door. The vibrations in the rabbit certainly seemed strong enough to get the job done, but I couldn't get it anywhere near where it needed to be.

The package is clear and not at all discreet. I do find the package decent for storing the toy when it is not in use.


Follow-up commentary
I haven't used this toy since writing this review, and I have no desire to. It will most likely get tossed in the trash. It just doesn't feel nice, it's as simple as that.
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Comments
  • Zandrock
    Zandrock  
    thanks for the review
  • SiNn
    SiNn  
    ty for the review and the pictures
  • gwenevieve
    gwenevieve  
    Thanks for the review, this one definitely doesn't seem very pleasing.
  • Lildrummrgurl7
    Lildrummrgurl7  
    Thanks for the review. That's definitely a weird design. I've never seen a nub on a rabbit like that.
  • charmedtomeetyou
    charmedtomeetyou  
    you're welcome! It sure is an odd toy!
  • Jordan B
    Jordan B  
    Thanks for the review. What a weird design this is.
  • stlouisxxx
    stlouisxxx  
    Very odd toy
  • charmedtomeetyou
    charmedtomeetyou  
    it is....I don't understand why they put that nub there....and who it will work for....
  • PropertyOfPotter
    PropertyOfPotter  
    Thanks for the review!
  • ejrbrndps
    ejrbrndps  
    looks weird lol...thanks for the review
  • charmedtomeetyou
    charmedtomeetyou  
    You're welcome!
  • nohiosomewhere
    nohiosomewhere  
    thanks for the review
  • charmedtomeetyou
    charmedtomeetyou  
    thank you for reading!
  • SexySoundLab
    SexySoundLab  
    interesting
  • charmedtomeetyou
    charmedtomeetyou  
    yes...it is
  • lzee
    lzee  
    Thank you!
  • charmedtomeetyou
    charmedtomeetyou  
    you're welcome!
  • TigerLily9
    TigerLily9  
    thanks bunches for the review!
  • NarcissisticLust
    NarcissisticLust  
    Ugh this sounds miserable! Glad you didn't have to pay money for it :/
  • charmedtomeetyou
    charmedtomeetyou  
    you're welcome, thanks for reading!

    And yes-- I'm glad this way free....such a silly design!
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