Ultimate massager - pocket rocket with attachments discontinued by Nasstoys - review by removedacnt

I think I've finally found "it"

I've been on a search for just the right mini vibrator for me. I tried several of the bullet type ones, but the vibrations just weren't enough for me; or the hard to find batteries ran out too quickly. I was almost ready to give up hope that one existed, until I came across the Ultimate Massager Pocket Rocket. This is the one! It has everything I was looking for and even things I didn't know I was looking for. And so long as this one lasts, my quest is over.

The Ultimate Massager is a cute little pocket rocket vibrator. It's only five inches long and made out of a velvety plastic, which makes it easy to hold on to. Embedded in the top are three small metal balls, which are great conductors for vibration. It comes with four different textured caps that can be put over the tip for different sensations. I found it quite easy to put them on and take them off. And once on, they stay put very nicely. I tried them all, and while they do feel interesting, I prefer not to use them. They seem to muffle the strength of the vibrations. But I may, from time to time, choose one of them.

The top half is light purple and twists onto the white bottom half, which is textured to make holding on to it even easier. There is also a rubber ring between the two to keep water out should you want to use this in the tub or shower. Where they twist together is where you open it for battery insertions and where the on/off is located. This takes one AA battery. I am still on the first battery that I've inserted, and I've used it many times already. So battery life is excellent with this vibe.

On the bottom side is a triangular shaped indentation in purple that you push to cycle through the ten functions. I love this! It's super easy to change levels but not so easy that you might accidentally change them in the heat of the moment. The only drawback is that you must cycle through all of them to get back to one that you might have previously preferred. I found a way around this though. Just turn it off, then on again, and you're back at the beginning.

There are ten different functions in all. The first three are the different speeds. Now I'm the type that usually goes straight to the highest speed. But with this pocket rocket, I even like the lowest setting. I've never had a vibe with this type of vibrations. The vibrations of it are deep, not really overpoweringly strong, but you can feel them really well. There's no high pitched buzz to it at all. It's more like a very fast thumping. I have other vibrators that are strong but, to me, these feel quite unique and interesting and I love it. The second and third settings just increase the speed and intensity of the thumping feeling. My favorite is actually the second speed. The next 7 settings are a variety of roller coaster, escalating or pulsating patterns. I especially liked the pulsating ones.

Another wonderful feature is that with all this power you would expect it to be at least somewhat noisy, but it's not. This is the quietest vibrator I own. On the two lowest settings you could use this with someone right next to you and they would not hear it. On the highest speed there is just a bit of white noise. This is great because I hate when we're having sex and the vibe I'm using is loud.

Since this pocket rocket is made of plastic and is waterproof, clean up is easy. Just wash with soap and water or use a toy cleaner and you're good to go. If you need to sterilize, cleaning with a 10% bleach solution will work quite well.

So far I've used the Ultimate massager by itself, in conjunction with a dildo and during intercourse. No matter what way I use it the orgasms it gives me are amazing. And I have to tell you, this is the best mini vibe I've ever tried.

This is still one of my favorite vibes. I keep it right next to my bed in my dresser. I'm still loving the deep vibrations of the Ultimate Massager.

I especially love this for using during sex with my husband. It's perfect because it's so nice and quiet, and doesn't get in the way while we're having intercourse.

Since I bought this I've only had to change the battery once.