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Sorry Doc Johnson... this vibrator sucks!

The Lucid Curves just isn't worth the money at all. Even if it were free, I wouldn't recommend it. The vibrations aren't strong enough to make it fun and even if they were, the plastic is just hard and uncomfortable. The nubs on the end seem like a good idea but they don't add anything to the toy at all. Don't waste your time.
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Pros
The shape fits easily into your hand.
Cons
Vibrations aren't very strong. Material is hard and painful. The dial is hard to turn.
Rating by reviewer:
1
useful review
When I first got the assignment for Lucid Curves from Doc Johnson|Lucid curves™ no. 21, I was stoked. It looked like such a fun toy that could have many uses. The nubs on it seemed like they would be good for massaging the clit to bring pleasure to new heights. But when I received my Lucid, I was sadly disappointed. As soon as it arrived, I pulled it out of its box and went to put in the batteries and discovered that it takes 1.5v batteries, something that I don't usually have on hand. It did come with a set of batteries, but replacing them when they die may get irritating since it's somewhat of an uncommon battery.

After I inserted the batteries, I turned on the toy to test its strength. The dial to turn it on is somewhat irritating as there is not much to grip as you turn it, especially if your hands are at all slippery. The Lucid has two settings, high and low. The low setting was disappointing because I could barely feel it. The high setting felt strong when I held the toy in my hand, but when I used it, it wasn't nearly as powerful as it had seemed. I think the source of the vibrations is too far from the end, dulling it significantly when actually trying to use the toy.

As I continued to explore the Lucid I found even more disappointment with it. The nubs that I had been so excited to use were more painful than pleasurable. The material was much too hard to really feel good. They were also a pain to clean in between. I tried turning the toy over to use the smooth side, which did help with the pain, but the vibrations were even more dulled, making it even harder to reach orgasm. Try as hard as I could, I never did come with the Lucid on its own. Since the vibrations were so low, it did serve as a good warm up to other toys, but it wasn't enough by itself.

Sad as I was with the result of my solo play with the Lucid, I decided to give it another shot with my husband, hoping things would go better. The result was disastrous. The slightest bump would cause the toy to get pushed too hard against my body, causing a significant amount of pain. I tossed it aside after two minutes. It just wasn't worth it.

Lucid Curves is waterproof so it could join you in the tub for some water play, but I didn't bother since I had such a bad experience already.

Overall, this toy just wasn't worth the money or the pain. It's going to permanently reside in the back of my toy drawer. Maybe I'll pull it out as a last resort. But most likely I will never use it again.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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  • Contributor: Cock Wrangler
    It looks pretty unpleasant. I would hope that a stronger battery like that would translate to more power...
  • Contributor: Staciehogan
    Yeah you would think that but unfortunately that is just not the case. :(
  • Contributor: Betty Rocket
    This thing looks awful! Thanks for the review!
  • Contributor: Epiphora
    Wow. Well, at least you didn't have to buy batteries for this little failure.
  • Contributor: Lisa
    Thanks for the warning on this one!
  • Contributor: jackhammer
    that suck that you had to go through all that just to find that it wasn't worth it.
  • Contributor: TastieStacie
    Yeah jackhammer, but someone has to test them out. Lol. At least I saved someone else the pain.
  • Contributor: TastyMILF
    Ouch! It looks like fun, but obviously its not. Im glad you warned us all before I bought it! Thank you!
  • Contributor: TastieStacie
    No problem. Im glad to have saved you from then pain. Its really not a great toy.
  • Contributor: Stujen
    Thanks for the review!
  • Contributor: MissYouBubbles
    very sorry to hear you didn't like this toy & had a bad experience, did you ever give it a 2nd chance? I had to figure out to "stroke" lightly across my clit with this toy but I have to use it in combination w/ another toy. I did a review on it as well
  • Contributor: lzee
    Thanks!
  • Contributor: Peres2013
    Good review
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