Tiny firecracker snackbox - cone vibrator by Don Wands - review by indiechick

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This is a cheaply made sex toy with painful tips in a misinformed box that is too cute to hold a sex toy. If you want to give a friend a gag gift for under $10, that you know they are never going to actually use this, then it is your bet. However if like most people you actually want to USE your sex toy, stay away. There are better pocket rockets that actually have TPR tips that can be enjoyable. You get what you pay for and this toy is not worth anyone's money
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Pros:
Box is good for storage
Cons:
Misinformed, cheap materials, one speed, painful tips
Rating by reviewer:
1
extremely useful review

Use

While the toy is marketed as a micro massager and clitoral stimulator it will not be coming near me any time ever again. I stand by my opinion that the only use for this toy is to look cute on a shelf at a store like Spencers™ or a gag gift for a friend. But I love my friends too much to get them something this cheap.

All that being said if you still really want to try this toy it is for external use only and is designed to massage the outside of your genitals. You could also technically use to to massage anywhere on your body so long as you like the sensations that this toy provides.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Gag gift
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body

Material / Texture

While the box claims that the material that makes up the tips is soft and stretchy TPR silicone it is in reality hard ABS plastic (the same material as the body of the toy). The texture of the four tips is horrifying and painful. I personally do not enjoy the feeling of needles on my clit. There are 2 tips that give the needle like sensation. The 3rd tip has texture that isn't raised enough to really do anything instead it is just impossible like the 2 needle tips to clean. And finally there is a rounded tip that defuses vibrations but as someone that likes pin point vibration it doesn't work for me.
    • Needles
    • No odor
    • Rigid

Design / Shape / Size

The toy is a little longer than my middle finger and is two fingers in diameter. It has a standard pocket rocket design and from a distance could likely be confused with other toys on the market. It has 4 tips that are lack luster to see there designs see the texture section.

Functions / Performance / Controls

1 speed and no functions. It does locate the pressure and vibrations in the tip, but as I have stated before these are not the type of vibrations that I want on my clit. To operate the toy turn the dial from off to on. But be careful as the dial slips easily and its very easy to not only turn the toy off while in use but to actually have the battery compartment open while in use.
    • Easy to use
    • Not enough variety

Care and Maintenance

The toy in theory should be easy to care for. You can use any lubricants with it because unlike the packaging says the heads are plastic and not silicone. The body is easy to clean because you can wash it with soap and water so long as you are careful to make sure that the battery compartment does not open. The heads on the other hand are tricky. Because of the texture cleaning in between each spike can be tricky. I washed mine with anti-bacterial soap and water and then took an old tooth brush to it to clean in between. The box does make storing it easy, which is potentially the only positive thing about this toy.
    • Easy to store
    • Hard to clean

Packaging

The packaging is cute. But in my opinion its too cute for a sex toy. It comes in a "Snack Box" with a handle and what appears to be a bite taken out of the side. The front panel is clear so you can see the toy when you open the Eden shipping box. The box is minimally informative and the information is incorrect as the tips are not TPR. Also the toy did not come with directions and did not tell me what size battery it needs. Thankfully as a reviewer I have everything on hand but did not enjoy the game of trial and error.
    • Good for storage
Follow-up commentary
To this day still the worst toy that I have ever let touch my body. It's hard plastic edges are terrifying to look at let alone to experience and I still cannot get over the fact that the packaging flat out lied to me.


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  • js250
    js250  
    Good job! The pics are a good addition.
  • indiechick
    indiechick  
    I just wish it had been a good experience.
  • Airen Wolf
    Airen Wolf  
    Personally? I like a pocket rocket's power but I can see how it would be really painful for more sensitive users. Sorry it didn't work out for you. Thanks for the great review.
  • krystalmarie
    krystalmarie  
    thanks for the review
  • puppylove
    puppylove  
    Thanks for the review!
  • Stinkytofu10
    Stinkytofu10  
    good review, thanks for all the information!
  • RedKyuubi
    RedKyuubi  
    Thanks for sharing
  • indiechick
    indiechick  
    I have liked them in the past too. But they ones I have used have had soft heads. This one had firm plastic which was not as advertised. It hurt...bad.
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