Luxe squirmy - rabbit vibrator by Doc Johnson - review by Tessa Taboo

I would say the best use for this toy is personal use, by yourself. If your partner saw you get off this fast, they'd probably feel pretty inadequate. It stimulates the clitoris and the g-spot. I was very skeptical about getting a rabbit because I'm not a huge fan of penetration that doesn't have a human pulse. Boy oh boy... this thing gave me a whole new outlook.

It's made out of rubber, which is compatible with silicone and water based lubes. As you can see in the pic, it's ribbed towards the top (which is what squirms), and then there are pearls that rotate, and then there is the vibrating finger sticking out from the side. The smell was the typical rubbery, plastic smell that will probably go away over time. I don't like the smell, so I'd imagine the taste probably wouldn't be that great either. I don't think the ribbed texture adds that much, but the pearls and squirming are AMAZING!

The whole toy is just over 10" long, but only about half of that is insertable. My husband is much longer than 5 inches, so I was skeptical... but WOW. This thing did the job. I'm not sure if it was the squirming, the rotating pearls, or a combination of both, but it hit every sweet spot I have. I don't recommend traveling with this toy. This is not discreet AT ALL.

This is my first rabbit, and I am SO GLAD I bought it. In about 10 seconds, it became my favorite toy. Being that I've never used another rabbit and have nothing to compare it to; I can't say about the suitability for advanced users.

The colored head above the pearls is what 'squirms'. I'm going to try and explain the squirming the best that I can. Take the head of the toy, bed it to about a 45 degree angle, and then spin it around in a gyrating motion; like that ride at a carnival called the Mixer, and that is the 'squirming' action.

The pearls inside rotate and move around, creating an interesting texture.

The little vibrating 'finger' is placed perfectly. I was very skeptical about this part as well. I've never been a fan of jelly-like flexible materials for clitoral stimulation. But I'm not lying when I say that this thing did the job in about 15 seconds. Also, I love that it's not shaped like an animal. I just can't handle the whole animal thing. It's just a very vague, random, oblong shape with a little finger protruding from it. It has a bullet inside the large oblong part, and the vibration is adjustable. It can be very low, or really high; not as high as some toys I have had, but clearly that didn't matter.

If you are trying to be sneaky, don't get this toy. The gyrating top part of it is pretty noisy.

There are several settings. There is an on/off switch on the bottom, and then once you turn it on, you can adjust which way the head rotates, adjust how fast it rotates, and adjust the vibrations.

The toy takes 4 AA batteries, which, as with every toy, should be removed after use. The jelly like material will collect fuzz and hair, so it needs to be stored inside something. The packaging is reusable, so I just use that. It's a little hard to clean because of the ribbed part, but a spray toy cleaner works pretty well. As I mentioned before, it is compatible with silicone and water based lubes.