Luxe squirmy - rabbit vibrator discontinued by Doc Johnson - review by twistedheartsx

The Luxe Squirmy is the best dual action vibrator I've ever tried. It's great for vaginal penetration and clitoral stimulation. It's the most original rabbit style vibrator I have ever tried... and I'm in love. It's what I've been looking for in a rabbit since I've started using sex toys - one that rotates enough to feel like legit sex.

The Luxe Squirmy stimulates inside the vagina so much more than any other rabbit with its very noticeable and original rotation pattern (see video!). It also has the bullet attachment that stimulates your clit. Sadly, I found that the clit stimulator can be a little bit long, but it is very flexible, so it still works wonders as long as you bend it down a little to hit the right spot. I don't see this as a con since it will fit many sizes.

This toy will work for anyone, any couple, and beginner or advanced toy user. At 10 1/4" in length, it may seem a little scary, but most of that is the base of the toy/the battery compartment. 5 1/2" of that is insertable and the toy has a 4 3/4" circumference, so it's not scary big for a beginner. This toy is absolutely amazing for solo, as it is the closest toy resembling intercourse I've ever had, but it's also very usable with partners for a warm up or an in between.

As soon as I got this toy open, I was a little grossed out, haha. When you open it, it doesn't smell (far away), but when you first touch the end of the bullet and the insertable part of the toy, it's very oily feeling. I'm assuming it's just the rubber material and how it needs to be stored possibly, as it did come off after one wash, but I thought that was definitely worth mentioning. The toy does have a slight rubber smell (and taste) being made of rubber, but it's not something you can smell unless the toy is in your face. I've washed it a few times and it's still slightly there, but it's not enough to bother me at all.

The head of the toy is actually tapered, which I believe aids in easier insertion and just an all over good feeling, however, this doesn't have a texture. Directly underneath the head are four ribbed rings and then below that are the beads inside the toy in the part that rotates (see video!). Both of these parts add stimulation when they're inserted and I think they feel amazing. It's definitely something you can feel internally with the way the toy moves. As I said, it's so different from any toy I've ever tried. The texture is not enough to 'scare' a beginner away and is enough to still interest a beginner! The beads inside of the 'rotator' are almost like pearls and you can feel them just a bit.

I love the design of the Luxe Squirmy. The head is tapered and the beading inside of the rotator works better than any rabbits I've tried. It definitely worked out good for me. As I said earlier, the size seems intimidating if you read that the whole toy is 10 1/4", but being only 4 3/4" around, it's not too big or too small unless you're a size queen. I honestly think everything else would make up for the size if you are a size queen.

This toy is not very easy to hide. It comes in either pink or purple which are very noticeable colors and it's quite long so if it's sitting out anywhere, it's going to be noticed and the shape of the toy makes it easy to tell that it's a sex toy. This also makes the toy not discreet for travel as well unless you've got some type of discreet box to put it in, but if you're going through security or something, they'll see it. Nothing to be ashamed of though!

The functions are very easy to use. They are located right under the bullet so they are easy to find when using it on yourself. There are vibrations in the bullet stimulator and more in the bullet inside the actual toy, which is located under the 'film' part of the toy that the clit stimulator is attached to. There are two dials, one on the left and right, and then a button in the middle of those. Facing you, the left dial is for the vibrations, which just go up and down. Then the button, which is to make the rotation go the other direction. And then the right dial, which works the 'squirmy', which is appropriately named (see video, I'm telling you!) And then at the very base of the toy is the on/off switch which is easy and convenient and it's not something that you'll accidentally hit during play.

This toy is not noisy, unless you turn it all the way up because it does get pretty powerful. I normally have the rotation turned halfway up which the vibrations 1/3 of the way up and it's not going to be heard under the covers. You will hear the beads clicking together, I did notice that. Someone else isn't going to hear this, but there are so many beads in the rotator and you can hear them kind of clashing together. Not a big deal, but something that may bother some. The clit stimulator you can turn all the way up and you won't hear it through a closed door, thought some may here it from under the covers, but this isn't needed as it is very, very powerful. (I have to keep it turned down if I want to play for more than a few minutes) The rotator is quite loud when turned all the way up and you will definitely hear it from underneath the blankets, but not through a closed door unless you are quite close to it.

Sadly, this toy isn't waterproof.

The Luxe Squirmy is easy to care for, but being rubber, you do have to make sure to be good at caring for it. Rubber is not as bad as jelly, but it is still somewhat porous, so it's not completely able to be sterilized.

Rubber is nice and durable. I stay away from jelly toys the more I use them, but this makes me feel comfortable to know.

With that said, all you need is warm water and antibacterial soap or toy cleaner. Just be sure to use before and after each use and don't share it with a partner unless you're using a condom, both for safety and cleanliness.

You can use silicone and water based lubricants with this toy, which is a plus that you don't have to worry about grabbing the wrong lube and damaging your toy.

The toy is tastefully packaged. It comes in clam shell packaging. The 'background' paper has the name of the toy and tells you the features. The back of it describes what the toy does, that it takes 4 AA batteries, and that it is multi-speed. Also inside the package is an instruction manual in multiple languages. As last but not least, there is a 90 day warranty postcard that you can send in, but sadly, I cannot use it as you have to be 21 or older, which I find odd since you only have to be 18 to buy it. That makes me sad, but I trust in the Doc Johnson toys I've used and they seem to make their products very well.

...*knock on wood!*

I like to use this toy for quickie solo sessions as well as long period of time. During those long periods of time, I like to use the toy hands free, positioning myself the right way. The first time I did this, I got scared because it had been on for awhile and I went down to adjust the setting a little more and realized that the battery compartment got really hot. It wasn't nearly enough to burn me, but it still had me quite worried. I did keep on using it for a few more minutes and it was fine, the batteries were merely warm to the touch when I took them out right after use, so I believe this is just because the toy is so powerful.

I rated this toy 5 stars. I would rate it 4 1/2 stars if possible, only because of the material being somewhat porous, but that's it. I like the feel of the material, but for some who share, it's harder to keep sanitary.

All in all, I'm absolutely in love with this toy. It's the exact rabbit vibrator that I've had my eye out for ever since I got interested in sex toys. The rotation of the shaft is so powerful and the closest to sex I have ever felt. It's so easy to close my eyes and get lost in the feeling. I'm also pretty sure that the way this toy worked that it finally stimulated my g-spot. I felt a huge difference inside of me and when focusing on it hitting that spot every time is came around, I had a very pleasuring sensation. I would recommend this toy you anyone, beginner or advanced, it is absolutely my favorite.

The bee rating I marked as a 2 because a 3 doesn't fit. You're not going to hear this toy through a closed door unless it's all the way up and you are right beside the door, but the noise is stronger than a cell phone vibration when turned all the way up.