Wittle wabbit waterproof strap-on review by Pipedream

I was delighted when I received the Wittle wabbit; which is a waterproof, strap-on vibrator by Pipedream. When I opened the box, I was shocked to see how small it was! I mean, I could have hidden it in my purse or maybe cupped in the palms of my hands. But, as Yoda said in Empire Strikes Back, “Size matters not.” And, I know full well to never judge something by its cover, because you never know for sure. This was my first time using a strap-on vibrator that had an insertable penis; even though it was a couple inches long. So, with an open-mind, I tried this little device and I was severely disappointed.

This was a weird little gadget. The straps were incredibly confusing. The batteries were difficult (or maybe I just don’t understand Button Cell Batteries), and it seemed to have just one setting: “on”. The box said there were five different settings, but I only found one. This is a drawback because you don’t get to go from light stimulation to intense stimulation, like I normally would. I personally was interested in this because it looked cool and I wanted to try it out. So I did. But, I was really disappointed.

The device seemed to have trouble turning on and I eventually got frustrated with it. I attempted to try to get some form of climax from the Lilliputian amount of vibration given off by the wabbit, but unfortunately, I got off only a little bit, if at all. I had to practically sit on the little ears to even feel anything on my clit! It was not enough to satisfy my near insatiable needs. The little, purple jelly penis seemed to give me trouble when I tried to insert it (or maybe because I found it uncomfortable), and the ears didn’t even touch my clit!

I do not recommend this product. It is very inadequate, the box basically lies to you, and the vibration, to be frank, absolutely sucks. This item was more disappointing then Shrek the Third! If you want any form of orgasm, this product is not for you. The ratings I gave the Wittle wabbit, I believe were fair. The only thing that saved it from getting zero stars was the fact that the straps fit me, and weren’t outrageously small. I’ve got big thighs, so I was happy to see they fit me.