Hello kitty

Pocket rocket by Sanrio Co

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Super ridiculously cute yes, functional..not really.

I'm giving this toy three stars purely from a cuteness factor. If this toy was not shaped like Hello Kitty she would have gone in the trash a long time ago.
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Pros:
Cute, Collectible, awesome accessory for dress up play, fairly quiet
Cons:
weak vibrations, bad functionality
Rating by reviewer:
3
somewhat useful review
I've actually had this vibrator for years.. and it stays in my drawer as it has to be hands down the cutest vibrator ever made. This alone has kept Hello Kitty in my bedside table for years. The problem is, well, she's cute but lacking a in the functionality department.

I'm really not so sure who exactly they were kidding when they made Hello Kitty into a vibrating toy. Her ears for one are pointy and that is not super wonderful for using her as a clit vibrator. Nor is that little bear on the front. Really the only surface on her that is really useful is the smooth part of the back of her head. Mind you if you want to sneak a vibrator in your luggage and not leave the airport security folks wondering she might let you get away with that, or if they know what she is, they might also think your a little odd.

The Hello Kitty vibrator is pretty user friendly, just twist the bottom and she comes on and she only uses one battery which is awesome. Seeing as I've had this vibrator for years and I've never replaced the battery it says two things. The first of which is that the vibrators are fairly weak so it takes forever to drain the battery, the second is that unless you want to dress up as a school girl and impress your man (or girlfriend) that whole pointy ear thing really makes her the LAST toy I use if I need one. Though Hello Kitty will get the job done if needed, I only resort towards using her if everything else is dead.

So why do I still have her? She's super super cute and she still makes me giggle. Plus who would believe me if I told them, well other than you guys, that I had a Hello Kitty vibrator in the first place?
Experience
Pointy ears and weak vibrations make this toy less than desirable, however, the cuteness of this toy makes it a great gag gift, stocking stuffer, or just a collectible.
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My Hello kitty tags
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Bridal gift
    • Gag gift
    • Light play
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bedroom / on a bed
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
  • General
    [ ? ]
    Other tags that are useful and descriptive for this product.
    • Cute
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Comments
  • Airen Wolf
    Airen Wolf  
    This is a bit syrupy sweet as a vibe. Seems just slightly wrong to me...
  • PurpleBerry
    PurpleBerry  
    I agree with Airen. This is just wrong somehow.
  • bleedingthoughtsofyou
    bleedingthoughtsofyou  
    wow
  • mrs poop.
    mrs poop.  
  • megan1987
    megan1987  
    thank you
  • Rod Ronald
    Rod Ronald  
    Thanks for the review.
  • damnbul12
    damnbul12  
    Thank you for the review.
  • Living Doll
    Living Doll  
    Thanks for the review!
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