Hello kitty - sex toy by Sanrio Co - review by SuperHeroBoy

I've actually had this vibrator for years.. and it stays in my drawer as it has to be hands down the cutest vibrator ever made. This alone has kept Hello Kitty in my bedside table for years. The problem is, well, she's cute but lacking a in the functionality department.

I'm really not so sure who exactly they were kidding when they made Hello Kitty into a vibrating toy. Her ears for one are pointy and that is not super wonderful for using her as a clit vibrator. Nor is that little bear on the front. Really the only surface on her that is really useful is the smooth part of the back of her head. Mind you if you want to sneak a vibrator in your luggage and not leave the airport security folks wondering she might let you get away with that, or if they know what she is, they might also think your a little odd.

The Hello Kitty vibrator is pretty user friendly, just twist the bottom and she comes on and she only uses one battery which is awesome. Seeing as I've had this vibrator for years and I've never replaced the battery it says two things. The first of which is that the vibrators are fairly weak so it takes forever to drain the battery, the second is that unless you want to dress up as a school girl and impress your man (or girlfriend) that whole pointy ear thing really makes her the LAST toy I use if I need one. Though Hello Kitty will get the job done if needed, I only resort towards using her if everything else is dead.

So why do I still have her? She's super super cute and she still makes me giggle. Plus who would believe me if I told them, well other than you guys, that I had a Hello Kitty vibrator in the first place?