Swinging pendulum review

“Don’t stop! Don’t stop! Please, do... not... stop!”

Those were the only words my husband heard from me for a very long time when we first used the SWINGING PENDULUM.

The only sound he made was an evil chuckle.

Pleas and chuckles alternated with the movements as my husband used his fingers to swing the tingling toy back and forth. The pad with the ball teased my anus and that was bliss. Then, the nubbed pad tantalized my clitoris and that was heaven. Always, the vaginal probe throbbed inside me, finding my G-spot, and that was ... Well, I’ve already told you what I kept saying.

Those words swung to my ever more frantic pleas for orgasm. My husband tormented me for the longest time, seeming to ponder his options. Then, mercifully, he touched me in just the right place to push me over the edge of a crashing orgasm. Oh, mercy!

What more really needs to be said?

We had been worried about using this toy because of prior negative reviews. After just a few moments, though, my husband knew the reviews didn’t fit our experience. I didn’t know much about anything. (Re-read the first paragraph!)

That made us curious. Were we just using the toy in a different way? That is probably the answer, because we took the name of the toy literally.

The SWINGING PENDULUM is well named. It is not designed to lie flat on your body or to touch all three areas at the same time. Instead, it is cleverly crafted to swing exactly like a pendulum, stimulating all the right places in turn. Or the toy can be left in place at one angle to stimulate the vagina and either the anus or the clitoris. Both ways please, but swinging always takes things to another level.

We did find one flaw, however. The wire for the remote control is much too short. Longer is usually better, and that is certainly true for the remote.

And wouldn’t it be better if batteries lasted longer? After the first week they had to be replaced because we had used the toy so often.

The Swinging pendulum can be used on its own or with other sex toys, and it is a great starting point for other activities.

Speaking of starting points... when we play with this great toy why does my husband starts to sing, “Baby swings like a pendulum do”?