Tera's bendable missile by California Exotic

When this toy arrived, the first thing I did was smell it. It does have a smell, but nothing overpowering. It's made of Crystalessence, so a quick wash with soap and water did the trick [Editor's note: this material is porous, we recommend covering with a condom for use].

Next my husband and I tried out the bending feature. After a few minutes of bending it to see if it would actually stay in various positions, we did notice that the vibe didn't vibrate when bent at certain angles and was very weak in others. Then there was a loud pop and the "shaft" became kind of limp. Upon further examination, we noticed that one of the "joints" that makes this vibe bendable had dislocated itself. Major bummer considering we hadn't even used it yet! So, here we were with a vibe that had a great shape to it but mediocre vibrations that was now semi-limp. My husband wanted to see if he could pop the joint back together and that's when we noticed that, due to the joint dislocating, there had been a bit of strain put on the base of the bendable vibe where it is glued shut so it had come unglued.

Since the vibe "sleeve" was now detached with nothing to keep it in place, we pulled the sleeve off so we could fix the dislocated "joint". We pushed the ball of the joint back into the socket of the next joint and it did in fact pop back into place. It was almost as good as new except the sleeve now slips around some and I’m sure fluid or lube can get in there if we aren't careful.

Now in the bedroom, almost reluctantly trying out this dysfunctional vibe, my husband started to tease me with it starting at my clitoris. While the vibrations felt mediocre in my hand on high speed (it has a turn dial for the speed settings on the battery cap) they felt nice on my clit.
You can truly bend this vibe in any direction, but the vibration will either be weaker or stronger depending on how this vibe decides to react to being bent. After several attempts, we found the ideal position to bend this vibe for me to get the most pleasure from it. It did in fact reach my g spot oh so nicely, but after a good 30-45 minutes, I did decide that this vibe was not strong enough for me to actually orgasm with. We added a clitoral stimulator and that did the trick.

I am giving this toy two stars because it actually is a great concept and shape, it just needs some work to make it the terrific toy that it could be. I would have really loved this toy if not for the dislocating and the sleeve coming unglued. This toy is really quiet too. I don’t think anyone could hear it through a closed door but, alas, if it didn't survive us (we were actually gentle on it) then it probably is not going to survive too many people at all!