Thank you, Jessica! You have designed woman's best friend!

Everyone give Jessica a big round of applause! As she did a wonderful job on this toy. If you are looking for a wonderfully vaginally stimulating toy this is the toy for you, however if you are looking for clit stimulation or anal play...keep looking this toy can't do it all.
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Pros
The ridges on the shaft make this toy superb
Cons
Weak vibrations, can't use rechargeable batteries.
Rating by reviewer:
4
extremely useful review

Use

This is the most amazing vibrator that I have ever owned. I am so impressed! I'm the type of person who thinks that firm is better, but I have been proven wrong. This vibrator will make you scream with pleasure. This toy has ridges that feel so very good inside of you. It can definitely give you that "eyes roll back in your head" kind of feeling. This toy isn't super big, only about 1" in diameter and 3" in circumference, but it feels much bigger due to the ridges.

I wouldn't recommend this toy for clitoral stimulation, as the vibrations are not strong enough to do much there. It definitely wouldn't finish the job. It can be used vaginally with the vibrations turned on or off. Personally it feels better with it off but it feels almost as good with it on. I feel that it intensifies the feeling from the ridges with the vibrations off. This would make an excellent g-spot vibrator. It is curved in all of the right places for ultimate g-spot orgasms. I would not recommend anal usage as it wouldn't be safe. This is a toy that would be perfect for anyone. It's beautifully designed and would make a wonderful gift.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Everyone
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Somewhere private
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • G-spot
    • Vaginal

Material / Texture

There is no taste to this toy but I did find a slight "plastic" smell to it. However it can only be smelled when placed directly under your nose. It's made of Crystalessence material, which is jelly feeling to the touch. Very soft, with very little firmness. The head is much more firm than the shaft and it curves noticeably. There are several medium sized ridges down the front of the shaft, starting just below the head running all of the way down to the battery housing. On the rear side there are several small ridges; also running from the head to the battery housing. Around the battery housing are even more ridges, which are very small. When I rub my finger across them I can barely feel them. I found 3 different ridge designs on the battery housing, which just make this toy even more unique and gorgeous. But I never inserted this toy far enough to know how the ridges on the battery housing feel vaginally.
    • Bumpy
    • Flexible
    • Light odor

Design / Shape / Size

It is very cutely made. A gorgeous blue. This toy is about 7 and a half to 8 inches long, about 1 inch in diameter, and 3 inches in circumference. This is a decent sized toy, not too big and not too small. I wouldn't recommend trying to hide this toy with batteries in it as it's very easy to turn on. It could make for a very awkward situation.

Functions / Performance / Controls

This toy isn't hard on batteries, but it has weak vibrations. You can feel the vibrations when the toy is inserted vaginally but you can't feel them very well on your clit. However, the vibrations feel strong when you hold it in your hand. Initially this made me very excited which ultimately led to a slight disappointment when the toy was inserted into my vagina. But the ridges are so wonderful, I didn't feel too disappointed.

It is advertised that it has flashing lights inside of the shaft but these never worked for me. The flashing lights are controlled by the same dial as the speed controls. I didn't mind much that the lights never worked because this toy is so amazing the lights seemed like something a bit unnecessary. The controls are easy to use. A very simple multi-speed dial which can be easily found at the bottom of the toy. It uses 2 AA batteries. This toy isn't really loud but it is loud enough that it wouldn't be a good idea to use it in a dorm or anywhere you need to keep the noise to a minimum. You could possibly hear this through a door and can definitely hear it when it's under the covers which seems to make it louder.
    • Multiple settings
    • Not discreet at all
    • Weak

Care and Maintenance

I used rechargeable AA Batteries in this vibe first. BIG MISTAKE! It took me about 15 minutes to get them back out and they wouldn't even turn it on. So my advice to you is not to use rechargeables with this toy. After finally getting them out I put regular batteries in. It worked great. **Sigh of relief** As far as cleaning this toy, it's not the easiest to clean due to the ridges on the shaft. Fluids tend to gather in the creases and it is a little difficult to get it clean. After using this toy I spent at least 15 minutes for clean up time. I have never had to spend that much time to clean up one toy. So that is definitely a downfall. As far as maintenance, it is very easy to maintain and with proper care this toy could last you a very long time.

This toy can be used with a variety of lubes such as Water, Oil or Silicone. Depending on your personal preference. The fact that the Crystalessence toys act like a magnet for small particles isn't that big of a deal. After reading the care guide I quickly realized that you can simply wash them before use and it restores it. I simply wash this toy with warm water and a mild soap.

Don't expect to much from the directions and care guide they have inserted with this toy as it's a generic guide. It's not specifically designed for this toy. It has a different Vibrator pictured and offers the same instructions in several languages, with little to no real directions or care guidelines for this actual product.

If you plan to share this toy I would use it with a condom. As I would suggest for all toys when sharing. This toy especially because of all the ridges, you may easily miss a small space while cleaning between the ridges.
    • Easy to store
    • Hard to clean

Packaging

This toy can easily be stored in the original packaging which is a simple plastic package that clicks in 2 places at the top. It will keep out dust and other harmful particles. Which is a plus considering that the Crystalessence toys tend to act like a magnet for small particles. However, the packaging isn't at all discreet.
    • Good for storage
    • Not discreet
    • Would make a nice gift

Experience

While holding this toy in my hand, I didn't think that it was any larger than any of my other toys. When I first inserted Jessica's Strobing Penis it felt massive. I'm guessing that this feeling was a result of the ridges. I was completely amazed at how good it felt. It seemed to have all of the right curves in all of the right places. It felt so good I almost had an orgasm instantly upon insertion. I loved feeling it being thrust deep inside of me, although it is quiet long and I could not fully insert. I loved playing alone but when my partner joined in it was even better. He slid it inside of me very gently and slowly at first which left me wanting it harder and faster. That to me, seems to be the best use for this toy. He then turned the vibrations off which intensified the feeling of the ridges. I immediately had an orgasm...then another...and another. This toy did things for me I have never had done, touched, rubbed and caressed places I didn't know existed. It is so amazing, I would recommend it to ANYONE! I wish I could put into words how great it felt, so you could experience what I did when it was inserted into my vagina. Everyone should experience that feeling at some point and time as it was truly breath taking.
Follow-up commentary
I never use this toy. It feels great but is seriously lacking something. It needs more vibrations. I used this toy a lot when I first got it. After awhile, it just got so boring, and there really isn't any alternate uses for it since the vibrations are so weak.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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    Awesome review!
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    Thanks for that review. I still love all light up toys. Wish some HIGH END one's would light like this.
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