The Beginning That Was Almost The End

Overall, this might be a good, cheap standard traditional vibe for someone who knows all the tips and tricks, but for an uninitiated beginner this was just one big dose of blah and mediocrity.
Published:
Pros:
Very pretty, non-intimidating
Quiet
Waterproof
Cons:
Power felt dull
Vibrations not very exciting
Rating by reviewer:
2
useful review
After giggling consultations with my girlfriends and thoughtful consideration of the whole EdenFantasys website, I decide to take the plunge and purchase my first ever vibrator. I had absolutely no idea what I was looking for or doing, and it was this naiveté, perhaps, that led me to select the Jenna's velvet jewels royal.

Sleek, simple and prettily encrusted with bling, I thought I had made a fool-proof choice. I excitedly opened the package and admired the sparklies. Seriously, if it wasn't so obvious what this thing was for, I would have kept it out in my room for all to see and admire! The smooth, cool feel of the plastic was non-intimidating, and I felt comfortable giving my first session with a vibrator a go.

Perhaps this is the appropriate moment to say that I am very inexperienced. I expected, foolishly, that I would just place the vibrator on my lady-parts and magic would happen. I hear that there are some toys that can provide that instantaneous pleasure, but this is not one of them. I rotated the dial base all the way round but never felt more than a moderate humm. I mostly experimented using this toy externally but received no pleasure for my pains. Whether I tried rubbing the toy on my clit or teasing my nipples, I was underhwhelmed. I should mention that I made only a meagre attempt at insertion. I did not have any lube and the sensation I experienced from the small amount I was able to get the toy in was enough for me to give up altogether. Similarly, I was completely uninspired to take advantage of the waterproof feature.

After the first initial try-out of the toy, I made a few more attempts at learning how to use it but gave up. I almost gave up on sex toys completely, but luckily for me, did not hold my lackluster experience with this vibe against the whole pack of them. Perhaps this toy would be a good low-key exciter for someone more creative than I, but it was definitely not helpful for a beginner with little imagination and a desire for something stronger and more intuitive.
Follow-up commentary
If this was the only vibrator I had ever tried, I would not have ever wanted to try another. Underwhelming power, limited use options. Really, all it has going for it is a cute, girly design.
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My Jenna's velvet jewels royal tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Light play
    • Massage
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bath / shower
    • Bedroom / on a bed
    • Campus/roommate living
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Breasts
    • Clitoris
    • Genitals
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Comments
  • Woman China
    Woman China  
    Hi and welcome to EF!!!

    I got a little chuckle when I read, "would just place the vibrator on my lady-parts and magic would happen". If at first you don't succeed try try again!!!

    I would like to introduce you to the Mentor Program where a Mentor can assist you in fleshing out your review to give it a whole slew of details.

    Keep on trying and your magic will happen!!! Good luck!
  • ViVix
    ViVix  
    Very good review! The only thing I was left looking for were the measurements.
  • PropertyOfPotter
    PropertyOfPotter  
    I love the way you wrote this! It does lack some detail that would make this review really awesome, and I second trying out the Mentor program. You have a wonderful way of saying things. I hope to read more of your reviews in the future!
  • digit88
    digit88  
    Ty
  • Geogeo
    Geogeo  
    I think I'll pass on this weak toy, thanks.
  • timelady
    timelady  
    Thanks for the helpful comments, all. This was my first review and I'm definitely taking a look at the Mentor program.
  • Loriandhubby
    Loriandhubby  
    thanks for the review
  • Passionate Mandi
    Passionate Mandi  
    nice review...good luck with the mentor program! I'm sure you'll do great!
  • jessiegurl316
    jessiegurl316  
    good first review! welcome to eden
  • Undecided
    Undecided  
    Thanks for the review, I have this an it wasn't a fave of mine
  • Zandrock
    Zandrock  
    Thanks for sharing
  • timelady
    timelady  
    Thanks, all!
  • Babylove09
    Babylove09  
    nice review
  • timelady
    timelady  
    Thank you!
  • nosrslylol
    nosrslylol  
    Thanks for your review.
  • timelady
    timelady  
    Thank you!
  • lzee
    lzee  
    Thank you!
  • Peres2013
    Peres2013  
    Thank you
  • DixieDoo
    DixieDoo  
    thanks for the review!
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