The bitch review by Topco-Hustler

The Bitch is actually a misnomer; it's a bitch in a way you wouldn't expect.

The boyfriend isn't as heavily into BDSM as I am, so after I assured him that this little rubber flogger couldn't possibly hurt me (I'd already tried it out on my thigh), he swatted me several times, having to really get it perfect and hit as hard as possible to leave a mark, and even then, it was a weak little red swatch. The rubber tassels produce a very light sting, probably perfect for newcomers in the BDSM world, but not enough for me. When having sex doggie style, he said that it was a little unwieldy, but still easy to grip with the crystals on the base. To really get me turned on, he finally had to switch to spanking me with his hand; the flogger only packs a 5 second sting.

After that, he had finished, but I was just starting, so we put in the two C batteries. I was amazed at how SHODDY the thing is inside. There's a piece of CARDBOARD glued inside there for some reason, which makes the batteries VERY hard to get in and out. The turn-dial base was turned, and WOW. This thing does vibrate, oh yes indeed. It's more "thrummy" than it is "buzzy" type vibration, which I love, but it is STRONG.

After using it on nearly the lowest setting on my clit, we slid it in. Being plastic and straight-shaped, it's not made to comfortably fit in the vagina to me, but I wasn't looking for comfort, I wanted to be fucked hard. But the highest vibration made my entire pelvic bone thrum and it was too much, so we dialed it down, and I was on my way to orgasm. There's where the problem started. 10 minutes after turning the thing on, it decided it only needed two settings; Off and HIGH. This was way too much for me. Shaking it helped at first, but then it completely refused to dial down. My boyfriend took it apart and acted very geeky manly with it, but we couldn't figure out the problem.

So now I have a far-too intense vibrator with a weak flogger on it. Sexy as hell in theory, but doesn't work in practice. We'll still use it when we want to play around... it's a fun little toy.