Orgasmic foreplay kit 1 - vibrator kit by Cal Exotics - review by RoseDream

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The Dissapointingly Less Than Orgasmic Foreplay Kit

This is great concept that was poorly executed. It's riddled with flaws, from the cheap materials and shoddy craftsmanship, to the bad design. Let's not forget the WEAK vibration, too! Keep looking and get a toy worth having!
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Pros:
Cheap kit, cute color, good for beginners
Cons:
poorly made, weak vibes, low quality material, bad design, smelly, sticky, collects hair and dust
Rating by reviewer:
2
useful review

Use

As a rabbit, its primary use or function would be to provide simultaneous clitoral and g-spot stimulation. It could work for solo masturbation, or fun with a partner, depending on your creativity. With the additional bullet, the possibilities seem endless with this kit. I wish it lived up to those ideas, but it doesn't provide me with much stimulation, and all my creativity seems to have been quelled by the rabbits inability to function as desired. In my personal opinion, the best use for this kit is to be thrown away, or if you haven't gotten one yet, avoided at all costs! Invest in something that's better quality; in the long run you will have way more fun with a properly functioning toy -- I know I would have, anyway.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Group situations
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • G-spot

Material / Texture

Moving onto the material; this kit is less than quality, and I mean way less. Lets start with the rabbit and the attachment thing for the bullet -- they are made of a clear-ish, pink jelly, which can't be sanitized. Unfortunately the material can just be cleaned with mild soap. The jelly that makes them up is also somewhat smelly in a fairly off-putting way. Also, its texture is sticky and almost slimy to the touch, which I personally don't find very appealing.

The bullet itself is plastic with a flimsy plastic controller that houses the batteries and adjusts the power. That part is really pretty standard.
    • Light odor
    • Porous
    • Sticky

Design / Shape / Size

The plastic base of the rabbit is quite large, so you would assume that it's easy to grip. That said, you would be wrong. The awkwardly shaped based, as well as the placement of the buttons, make it difficult to get a good hold of. When I can get a good grip on this, I frequently end up mashing the controls with my palm and turning it off, which is frustrating to say the least. The girth of the toy is pretty moderate. I also found it to have an attractive insertable length, though the functions left much to be desired. Also, the positioning of the little bunny clit stimulator was hard to get into place. Typically, when I did get it into place, the weak motor would just go to a weak pace.

The bullet is fairly standard, though the flimsy plastic case on the controller is a real shame. The battery compartment cover falls off at the drop of a hat, and the batteries come falling right out every time I use it. The cord is reasonably long, though.
    • Beginner
    • Whimsical / artistic

Functions / Performance / Controls

The multiple functions seemed really appealing at first; clitoral stimulation, spinning and vibrating shaft, AND multiple speeds! It was all too good to be true, I'm afraid. The rotating beads in the rabbit were slow and grinding at best. They often got stuck, and they were unable to rotate properly without me jiggling and smashing the head region in a very unceremonious way. Most of the vibrations were centered toward the base where the clit stimulator is, and though that was fairly enjoyable, the rotating head also tended to get jammed up. As you can imagine, all of this lead to a far less than "orgasmic" experience.

The bullet has decent vibrations, but it has almost no variety. There are just 2 speed settings, and that's all. It's better than the bunny, simply because it works properly, but you can still get better bullets for less than the cost of this kit.
    • Battery guzzler
    • Loud
    • Weak

Care and Maintenance

The orgasmic foreplay kit contains mostly jelly toys/accessories, which are fairly hard to clean and impossible to truly sanitize. The jelly material is quite sensitive, so you can't boil it (plus its an electronic vibrator, so duh). The best way to clean it up before and after use is to run warm water in a sink, and then gently wash it with mild soap. Be careful not to get any water into its battery compartment.

Storage can be a pain, though, as the jelly collects hair, dust, and whatever random particles may be hanging around. I tend to keep mine in a plastic bag, and it still manages to get covered in stuff all the time.
    • High maintenance

Packaging

The packaging was just as big a joke as the rest of the toy; it was just a flimsy, thin bag. There were no instructions or any kind of safety packing; just a clear bag of vibrators. I was a bit disappointed about the lack of care in the packaging of the kit. There really isn't much more to say, as there was 0 effort put into packaging this kit.
    • Not discreet

Experience

After waiting excitedly for my awesome little kit, I was severely disappointed about each and every piece that it contained. This was my first rabbit and I really wanted to like it; the ease of not having to use multiple toys to satisfy myself is so appealing, but this did not do it for me. It was a pain to hold on to, and the vibrations weren't what I was expecting at all.

The bullet was a little less disappointing, but the fact that the controller literally falls apart in my hand when I try and adjust the power isn't what I'd call good. Also, the attachment is not much more than a wobbly gag. I didn't enjoy this kit at all.
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  • *Camoprincess*
    *Camoprincess*  
    Thanks for the review, I had this was able to get it as a free gift about a year ago when I placed an order. I didn't like it either.
  • GONE!
    GONE!  
    Thanks for the honest review!
  • Beautiful-Disaster
    Beautiful-Disaster  
    Thanks for your review.
  • SecretKinksters
    SecretKinksters  
    Nice review, thanks!
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