The finger vibe review by Nasstoys

One word: disappointing. I was surprised; overall, customers gave The Finger Vibe 4 out of 5 stars. Their reviews indicated this would be a fun addition to my toy box.

I ordered mine in the clear silicone and was really looking forward to it. I often like to masturbate simply with my fingers when I don’t have a lot of time, or need help falling back to sleep in the middle of the night. I thought this would be a fun twist to the "quickie."

It was sadly disappointing.

The packaging made it easy to figure out how to use, but the "off/on" mechanism was a little small. I cannot imagine a man's hands successfully turning it off/on. The first thing I noticed when I tried to turn it on was that the silicone was completely torn around the little bullet. It did make it easier to switch it off and on; if the silicone was still intact, it would have probably been a tad impossible to do. I keep my nails sort of short, but wound up tearing the silicone again trying to turn it back off.

Still, I am a trooper and have a job to do here, so tried it; after carefully washing it due to the exposed mechanics. 

It did nothing for me. First off, it was loud; like a swarm of bees attacking my prized possession! The vibrations were non-existent, although the nubs felt somewhat good.  I rolled it around on my clit and the noise fluctuated so much it was downright distracting. 

I am a rather thin woman but before I could reach orgasm, the finger sleeve was cutting off my circulation, and my finger was growing cold and numb.

I removed The Finger Vibe and tossed it out with the packaging.

I was very disappointed.