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The Dream Massager G is a simple looking, thoughtfully designed and highly effective vibrator. The motor is extremely quiet and the vibrations are nicely deceptive. Do not let its small size fool you, the unique and satisfying vibrations of the Dream surprised me by being a G-spot hitting missile and excellent deep tissue massager. For the recent forecast of heavy showers...thank goodness it is waterproof since it has a tendency to create some very heavy showers when I use it.
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Pros
Extremely strong, deep vibrations.
Definitely waterproof.
Targets G-spot.
Cons
Battery guzzler.
Controls can change during use.
Rating by reviewer:
5
extremely useful review

Use

The Dream Massager G has a very curvy shaft and rounded tip. It is a short in length but has a larger girth than most items this size. This design will work for many different uses and can be enjoyed by men, women and couples.

Women can use the Dream as a clitoral vibrator, G-spot stimulator and for sensory teasing on other erotic areas. Men can use it to stimulate the testicles, external anal teasing or as a penis shaft vibrator. Couples can have a lot of fun using this during foreplay as a teaser, for mutual stimulation and as a deep tissue massager.

I would strongly caution against using this anally due to the shortness of the vibrator and shape of the base. The base is rounded and does not have a flare or secure place for a strong grip. It could easily slip out of your fingers and disappear, causing a very embarrassing and expensive trip to the Emergency Room.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Sensory play
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Campus/roommate living
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
    • Powerful and penetrating
    • Quiet
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
    • Clitoris
    • G-spot

Material / Texture

The Dream is made of plastic which rates an 8 on the material safety scale. It is non-porous and can be sanitized, making this a safe item to share after a thorough cleaning. Plastic is phthalates free, nontoxic and hypoallergenic.

The texture is soft and velvety which creates a light and pleasing drag against your skin. For a very light and slick glide, add a small amount of lubrication. The velvety soft, matte texture is excellent for beginner, intermediate and advanced users. There is no smell or taste to this massager.

I really enjoyed the matte finish, which comes in purple, pink or blue, and the velvety texture. The texture is a much higher quality finish than the basic hard, shiny plastic that many manufacturers are still using on their items.
    • Not porous at all
    • Smooth
    • Velvety finish

Design / Shape / Size

The Dream reminds me of a tadpole that swallowed a rock. It is 6 1/2" long and 5" is insertable. The base is a 1 5/8" round ball that narrows gently into the shaft. The shaft varies from 1 1/8" diameter at the two narrow dips and is 1 1/2" at the largest part of the bump in the middle of the shaft. The tip curves at about a 45 degree angle and is 3/4" long and tapers to 1/2" diameter.

The G-spot curve worked perfectly for me. The massager is rigid, but the rounded tip gentles the hardness and allows for precise targeting. The large bump made me feel very full, but in a good way. When I did have an orgasm and clenched down on it, the added sensations from the girth was pretty amazing. Overall, I do think this was very well designed and works great for my anatomy.

The size did work well, however if it would have been just an inch longer, it would have been easier to hold onto. I will admit, I thought this was going to be a bit longer and narrower when I ordered this massager. However, after using it the only suggestion I have would be a bit more length.

This would be a great item for those who either already enjoy G-spot stimulation or for those who are in the process of locating theirs. I cannot guarantee this will find it for you, however it might be at the right angle and firmness to help in your adventure.

This is not an obvious toy, however it is also not something you can easily dismiss as something else. If the person who spotted this toy thinks about it for a minute or two, they will realize what it is for. I am definitely taking this traveling with me. I will put it in a smaller make up bag with a trial sized lube and be one happy woman!!
    • Beginner
    • Partner play
    • Travel worthy

Functions / Performance / Controls

The base unscrews to access the battery compartment. There is a rubber o-ring, so be sure not to lose it when you remove the base. This is what keeps water out of the battery compartment and motor. You do need 2 AA batteries, the decal that lets you know how they are placed inside can be very hard to see in a dim light. If you use this on high power, you will need to replace the batteries about every 45 minutes to an hour. I just bought rechargables and a charger.

The last 3/4" of the base twists to control the power of the vibrations. This massager is whisper quiet!! The vibrations are very deep and penetrating. They seem slow and ineffective, which is very deceiving! I almost did not use this vibrator, but figured I might as well give it a try. The effect on my clitoris was pretty unimpressive and again, I almost tossed it to the side.

I figured that if I was going to review this item, I should actually try it out as it was designed to be used. I dabbed a bit of lube on and inserted the vibrator carefully. The G-spot targeting curve hit my spot immediately!! I had the vibrations on high, still thinking they were slow and probably ineffective. Within 30 SECONDS I had an amazingly intense squirting orgasm!!! I do not know who was more surprised, me or my husband. The Dream is waterproof, which is a good thing since I inadvertantly drowned the poor thing.

The vibrations are very, very deep and penetrating. What I perceived as slowness was the depth of penetration from the powerful vibrations. Do not hold this over any bones, it is extremely painful. The strength starts out pretty low, more like a massage. The middle is pretty strong and is comparable to a battery operated wand that is starting to fade. The highest setting is extremely powerful and deep. It is comparable to the Hitachi but WITHOUT the speed. These are not fast vibrations, but that is what makes them work on your G-spot and deep tissues. They do penetrate and will get the pubic bone to vibrate, which stimulates the clitoris as well. At least that is how it works with my anatomy.
    • Battery guzzler
    • Discreet sound
    • Powerful

Care and Maintenance

The Dream Massager G is very easy to clean. Make sure the battery compartment is securely tightened prior to washing. Wash it in warm, soapy water and rinse it off thoroughly. You can use a towel or dry cloth to dry the massager and then go over it with either isopropyl alcohol or a toy sanitizer.

The Dream can be stored with your other plastic items, in a toy pouch, make up bag or other small container. Please do not store this with items made of silicone, TPR or other soft materials. These items can discolor your massager or 'melt' over it making it unusable.

You may use water, oil or silicone based lubes with your dream. I suggest using water based lubricants for daily use and silicone for shower or bathtub play.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Personal comments

The Dream has instantly become my absolute favorite G-spot vibrator! The deep and penetrating but slower speed vibrations are amazing for internal stimulation. I had a very unexpected and extremely strong orgasm within 30 seconds after inserting and finding my G-spot. This normally takes about 5-10 minutes of constant stimulation to achieve. My husband and I were both taken by surprise since we had just put batteries in our new items and had not even started anything prior to me using the Dream. I admit to trying this frequently, okay very frequently, and it worked just as well but did take up to 5 minutes to achieve the same result. I guess there is something to be said for the element of surprise!!

This might not work out as well for someone else, but it is sure worth trying. You can always use it for deeper tissue massages.
Follow-up commentary
This powerful and easy to target with vibrator was one of the best surprises I have had with the lower priced items. I am going to order a second one as a spare and just keep on enjoying this precious G-spot vibe!!!
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