Pulsar twin heads - massager by Cal Exotics - review by Temptress Moon

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The Little Pink Lawnmower

I would recommend this toy to the newbie toy collector, but the seasoned player would probably do best to pass on this one for something made out of a better material.
Published:
Pros:
Beautiful color, setting #3, dual heads
Cons:
Noise level, hard plastic
Rating by reviewer:
3
useful review
This toy has to be the loudest and most indiscreet toy I have ever encountered. First let me begin by stating that the battery compartment left much to be desired being that it was a total PITA to get the dang things in there (four AAA), and taking them out was another hassle... so much for quick play! Anyways, with the noise and the battery difficulty set aside, this toy was pretty enjoyable.

It possesses two heads that can be used for either shallow penetration or clitoral stimulation. I mainly used it for the clitoral since I really didn't want to risk the controls getting messed up since they have no protection from lubes or the like. There is no control on the intensity, so unless you want to vibrated the bejeezus out of your crotch, use caution Big smile! The pulsation functions are all located in the pointed end as are the controls, so if you want to use the bulbous end, your hand will get most of the stimulation which was a big 'well, crap!' for me even though you will be able to feel some of the pulsations.

All the vibration functions are located in the bulbous end which range in intensity from mild to electric razor intensity which each one getting louder as you progress. I honestly didn't enjoy the vibrations because of the toy's hard plastic exterior, it was like trying to get on a more personal level with a vibrating piece of Tupperware!

I honestly have to say that this toy's best setting was the third one of the pulsations. It starts off similar to a light feeling of pulsation then it builds to a nice long pulse before going back to the start and repeating it over and over... this function alone is worth the price of the toy! Very O-inspiring indeed!

Overall, I would recommend this toy to beginners looking for a double treat in one toy, but for more experienced toy collectors, move on to something that allows for more enjoyment on the penetration or the clitoral level that doesn't involve having to pretend you're shaving your legs with a hand-held lawnmower!
Follow-up commentary
Well, I have since gotten rid of this little beast. I much prefer my little pocket rocket to this 'discreet' vibe. Bah!

I still stand by my original review saying that this would be a good starting point for beginners into the world of sex toys, but if you have any more experience please move onto a better product. You can get a whole lot more 'discreet' and enjoyable vibrations from other products, for example, Pocket Rocket for the same $$, or even the Onye if you don't mind paying a little more (it's worth it!).
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • Jimbo Jones
    Jimbo Jones  
    At least one of the vibrating functions worked out for you. It's amusing to me that this is filed under discreet vibrators considering how much noise it made for you. I suppose one could put a condom over it in order to protect the controls if penetration were desired. Thanks for the review.
  • Temptress Moon
    Temptress Moon  
    I know that's what amazed me...the noise level...um, guys, it's supposed to be a secret indulgence, not a wake the neighborhood toy, lol!
  • Luscious Lily
    Luscious Lily  
    Thanks for the review! It's always a shock when a "discrete" or "silent" toy sounds like a chainsaw.
  • BadgersRose
    BadgersRose  
    Excellent review. Thanks
  • Mell
    Mell  
    Ugh, no intensity control! Thanks for the review!
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