Vibrating tongue ring - clitoral stimulator by Shots media - review by Dillicious

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Vibrating tongue ring

Tongue vibrator by Shots media

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The most awkward toy in the chest

A good joke but not much else. In terms of pleasure given, the bullet does a good job, but the material this toy is made out of prevents it from doing any slipping or sliding a real tongue can.
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Pros:
Tiny and strong bullet, tongue shaped
Cons:
Everything except the shape and bullet
Rating by reviewer:
1
useful review
Is this really supposed to give me or my wife any inkling of pleasure?

This toy is one of the oddest toys I've ever used. Also, it's one of the worst toys I've ever had the chance to use as well.

To be honest, it seems more of a novelty than an adult toy. It has the typical silicone smell (luckily it has no strange tastes at all) and it's apparently held on with a silicone ring. You should only use water-based lube on this product, but chances are you shouldn't need any lube. It's a great idea: a tongue to go where yours doesn't wish or can't go, however, the execution of the idea is flawed. The silicone ring is too thin and streched to hold this toy on whatever you stick it on be it tongue, fingers, penis or whatever you please. The most useful part of this vibrator is the tiny bullet. The bullet has a easy to use on/off switch, and thanks to the toy's stretchiness, you should be able to fit mostly any small bullet you desire.

I've had this toy over 5 months now and no matter how often we try to use it, and come up with what to say here, we always end up drawing a giant blank. Often once we're in position and prepped to use it, we typically end up giggling or full on "rofl"-ing at how odd this toy is.

This toy is a great novelty but dont expect anything exciting. If I had to buy this toy, it would be for a bachelor or bachelorette party or for a gag gift. I would not recommend this to anyone to ever buy. As excited as me and my wife were at using this, it turned out to be a total bummer.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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My Vibrating tongue ring tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Bachelor/ bachelorette party
    • Gag gift
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
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  • Miss Nessa
    Miss Nessa  
    Good review! I also hated this thing.
  • Dillicious
    Dillicious  
    Thanks. The worst part of this toy was having to come up with atleast 300 words for the review haha! This may very well be the worst review ill ever write
  • Dillicious
    Dillicious  
    Thanks. The worst part of this toy was having to come up with atleast 300 words for the review haha! This may very well be the worst review ill ever write
  • Dillicious
    Dillicious  
    Thanks. The worst part of this toy was having to come up with atleast 300 words for the review haha! This may very well be the worst review ill ever write
  • kendra30752
    kendra30752  
    Too bad! So, I am curious to hear a female's opinion on what it actually felt like on lady parts. It looks like it'd be sticky and draggy on the skin so lube would probably actually make a huge difference in helping it slide and glide. Still, I can see this being for gag-gift only purposes as it seems cheaply made. From what I've experienced, the oral sex toys are never EVER anything but disasterous. That's been my personal experience with them anyways. But I am super interested in the Sqweel. It looks so nice! I wonder if it'd prove to be any better?

    Thanks for the review!
  • Ansley
    Ansley  
    Until I started reading your review I had a moment of "OMG KILL IT WITH FIRE" when I saw the picture. LOL Thanks for the info.
  • fredacarl
    fredacarl  
    nice review

  • ExesandOhs
    ExesandOhs  
    Thanks for the review!
  • FHeemz
    FHeemz  
    What made you get it if you thought it was so weird? lol
  • brevado
    brevado  
    Nice review. Thanks!
  • xjonxthexgreenx
    xjonxthexgreenx  
    thanks for the review
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