Bedroom Kandi kandi kisses - discreet massager discontinued by OhMiBod - review by DreamWolf

Just like Lelo's Mia the Tiny, the little one giving you the Kandi Kisses is created to be a discreet pleasure item running without batteries. It almost looks like a lipstick, and we know that there are countless males out there who have never had a closer look at a female's makeup accessories. (Yes, they rather gaze at other precious things related to the gorgeous feminines - that's why we use such beautifying little objects.)

Being so adorably small and discreet it is a lovely little vibe for beginners, and those advanced pleasure toy lovers who look for something to take anywhere "undercover". And there is one thing we love even more about the "Kandi Kisser": its splashproof silicone tip is much longer than the Mia's usable length, making it a better choice for some internal delight! No more worries about having to restrict your bliss to pinpoint areas anymore!

Just like the cute little Mia, the "Kandi Kisser" is also made of the wonderfully non-porous hard plastic and silicone! (And just to let you know, Studio Collection's lipstick vibe uses the very same materials as well! The other available lipstick vibes: Incognito Lipstick Vibe, Mini-max Waterproof Vibrating Lipstick, and Lipstick Vibrator use only hard plastic, and Neon Luv Touch Lipstick Vibe adds a SoftTouch tip. None of them are rechargeable like Mia and Kandi Kisses by the way.)

The level 10 safety silicone and level 8 safety plastic are both food-grade, hypo-allergenic, and latex and phthalates free. The entire smoothness of the little one is usable for vrooming pleasures, with the soft silicone tip and the mildly, squarishly textured bottom. (Like a fishnet sinking into the surface, to be accurate.) And who said you can't use the tender shininess of the black cap? A 2 in 1 internal pleaser with this choice of materials!

The plastic has no taste and no smell, unlike the silicone tip with its always pleasant scent and flavor. Whichever surface you choose, no harsh texture will scare you away with roughness! The bottom's squares are also a good introduction for those who have never dared to experiment with anything what isn't so smooth!

Almost, almost like a lipstick! There are two things what make the Kandi Kisses look different. First one is that there is no twist bottom to resemble a real makeup accessory. The second, even more obvious one is that it looks like the full length of the soft painter is out! Because of this the whole concept is lost in the visual manner, because nobody would use a lipstick's full softness on the lips!

Other than this little misrepresentation, this little one is still a good enough lipstick shaped pleaser to be carried in your purse, glove box or in your pocket. It isn't only easy to have around on the go and hide away, it also has more insertable length, like stated before. The silicone tip is 1 7/8 inches long and max. 3/4 inch of diameter, and the total splashproof length is 3 3/4 inches! Compare it to the insertable length of Mia's 1 1/2 inches! It sounds very small for the tip (3/8 inch only), but I do find it more enjoyable. Also, with careful use the full covered little one can be enjoyed! It is quite the difference, isn't it? Wonderful design!

The Kandi lipstick is charged with its USB cord, and just like with every other rechargeable vibes, you want to give it an initial feed before getting to enjoy the precious! It takes about 2 hours to charge it up fully, and it runs for up to 2 hours as well! Its standby time is 60 days. This all sounds wonderful, though no light to show any charge-related statuses will have you guessing what's up with your little one all the time...

The little Kisser has a sealed charging hole in the bottom, and one push button to control all the functions. To turn this lovely vibe on and off, press and hold it for 3 seconds. After turning it on a brief hit will be enough to cycle through the various patterns. These are:

1. low constant vibration
2. medium constant vibration
3. high constant vibration
4. low to medium rollercoaster
5. high, medium speed pulsation
6. high, fast pulsation
7. cha-cha-cha, with its short pulses being the length like the ones of the high, fast pulsation (two short, medium pulses, and one long, high pulse being twice as long as a short one - ti-ti ta, ti-ti ta, ti-ti ta)

After the last pattern it will return to the very first one, so you have to turn it off manually. There is also no memory chip inside, so each time you turn it on it will start with the very first listed pattern, not remembering your last choice before you turned it off.

The vibrations seem to be strongest in the two ends, especially in the silicone tip, and extremely weak in the black ring below the pink silicone. It is a great pleasure to see that the vrooms are carried into the shiny plastic cover too, making it available for use as much as the silicone tip is!

My most favorite pattern is the highest constant vibration, like all the time of course, though the pulsation patterns are quite strong too. Being splashproof (NOT waterproof) you will be able to enjoy it in your full luscious wetness without worries, and careful cleaning frees you from the bad thoughts as well.

The vibrations are pretty much equal with the Mia's, but not that deep and rumbly at all! It is the totally opposite surface buzziness, being the more powerful, arousing kind! To me they are both the same, but I find the Kandi Kisses' vrooms much more usable to tell the truth! It must be that tiny difference: the higher frequency to focus on the spots closest to the tip's surface, instead of deeper vrooms going nowhere. At least that's how I could compare it to Mia the Tiny...

Their noise level is pretty much the same, two different sorts again though. Mia's hums are of a lower tone, reminding you of silent background noises. Kisses' vrooms are more of the high tone, and rather remind you of loud appliances, but still being quiet. With the plastic cover off, Kandi Kisser's volume seems to be quieter than Mia's. But with the plastic cover on it becomes louder than Mia the Tiny, and even rattles and gives other, somewhat weird noises! Just put it on and try it a few times, moving it around near your ear! Wow! Indeed, I must admit it is really louder all in all than Mia the Tiny! And because of that you definitely want to be sure that there is more than a blanket to hide its noise from others!

Being a splashproof plastic/silicone little one, you want to clean the Kisses of Kandies carefully, with warm water and mild soap or toy cleaner. The plastic surface can also be wiped clean with isopropyl alcohol.

You have quite the selection when it comes to lubricants, because the silicone tip accepts only water-based solutions, but with the plastic cover on and enough attention you may use water, silicone, and oil-based lubricants alike! Lovely construction!

The cute looking Kisser is tiny enough to be hidden in a pocket or purse on the go, though it comes with its own solid case! Inside it you find the USB charging cord, and for padding the hard paper support is covered with shiny, satiny smooth blackness! I have been keeping it in the full original packaging, and intend to do so in the future as well.

Like mentioned above, Kandi Kisses has its own little box! But let's examine the full packaging, starting with the external layer!

Dark gray rules the small matte paper box with white, shiny golden and shiny black fonts. (You can find a tiny, light gray text with a pink spot only on one side.) Only the back has a small section of white background to show the little one. There is some basic info on there as well, and, how weird, the little one is called waterproof! Let's listen to EF's main product description, and just be safe instead of being sorry! There are countless waterproof discreet vibes out there, handling your precious pleaser as a splashproof lil one won't hurt us!

Inside the external box you will find the solid, a little bit darker gray box, and an 8 page manual in English only. It gives you basic knowledge about your precious new vroomer, and of course the usual advices and legal notes.

Though the external packaging is discreet enough already with its mighty tiny texts, the black box doesn't have a bit of thing to let anyone figure out what hides inside! The double-hearted, golden BK is the only ornament to break the Darkness, and on the frontal small side OhMiBod is shining in subtle blackness. With a flip you open it, and find the exquisitely smooth satiny padding mentioned before. There it is you've been looking for, the little Kandi Kisses and its USB charger nestling inside! Not to mention that the paper support has two layers, and on the left one is folded up to hide the USB cord a little bit! Though the space probably won't be enough to manage it successfully, we still think it's a totally cool and innovative idea!

The incredibly elegant discreetness of the solid box couldn't be designed better for general storage purposes! You can leave it out in plain view, and nobody will wonder what is hiding inside! (But there always are mighty curious, nosy people out there, so you better be sure such folks won't want to have a closer look at it!) Because of this stylish simplicity Kandi Kisses is an excellent item to send as a gift to a special chosen one! If you don't find the external packaging layer discreet enough, you can just toss it, and make sure that the remaining, beautiful box is wrapped in safe for the long journey to come! Though it does look a lot like a lipstick, in my opinion not good enough to be shown off to just anyone! It is always a good idea to let the gifted person know that (s)he is going to receive a pleasure toy, wanting to open it in a comfortably private atmosphere.

To tell the truth I really find Kandi Kisses a little bit more usable than Mia. The reason is simply that it feels a wee bit more arousing. Yes, the difference between the two is small, and I must admit that I won't be using it much in the future. Stocking vroomer because of the USB charging, rather a kind of "prepper's vibe".

For the more sensitive users (and beginners) it will be an excellent pleasure item. For those who crave more it is rather just an arouser. It really depends on your taste to decide whether you want to obtain it or not. If so, I wish you to enjoy it, because it is designed in a mighty good quality!

I have checked this little one out for two of the intended uses: on my sweetest spot and internally. As it is excellent for hind pleasures as long as you handle it careful enough not to slip up, that is still left to try with the little Kisser.

Testing Kandi Kisses lasted only for a few minutes, because of the too weak vrooms it wasn't enough for my taste to stick to it and use it until it could make me achieve full delight. For rabid power queens like me it is definitely an arouser only like I said. I am still incredibly happy I've got it, because in a situation of being off the grid you can always charge it from your laptop or emergency radio. It couldn't be more convenient! So I highly advice you to grab one quick, especially because it is more versatile than Mia the Tiny! Worth the price in my opinion! Wonderful little vroomer!