Bedroom Kandi make me over - wand massager discontinued by OhMiBod - review by DreamWolf

Nope, this pink puff isn't to beautify your cute little cheeks. Nether regions are to bloom in happy satisfaction after they get kissed by the flower-looking silicone pillow. And if you are a sensitive pleasure toy lover to enjoy its vrooms, or a more demanding power queen looking for milder excitements, the undercover li'l one will be a beloved companion of yours.

Bedroom Kandi's Make Me Over massager is a hand held vibe to use on any craving spots, becoming the best makeup camouflaged rechargeable massager!

The little powder puff is created of the most body-safe materials: level 10 rated silicone, and level 8 rated hard plastic! Both being completely non-porous, food-grade, hypo-allergenic, and latex and phthalates free, the splashproof li'l one is a smooth delight to enjoy!

The top of the puff is the silicone cover, with a texture looking like a giant flower! Imagine a fishnet designed like that, sinking into the silicone. That's how the pinkness achieves that look. In the center of it a golden metal ring and inside it a golden metal spot are the charging eye. You literally charge the little puff through them, placed into the case.

The back is made of matte dark gray hard plastic and a silicone strap of a wee bit darker shade of it. A subtly shinier, same dark control interface has the golden BK sign under it, and on the other half you see the brand name OhMiBod and the CE "don't dispose with other household waste" emblem. The soft, stretchy strap has two lines of squares on the edges.

The only smell and flavor you experience are the silicone's natural odor and flavor, lingering all over the little vroomer. The peachy smooth, thickly soft silicone surface has a very gentle texture, being tender enough for those who are weirded out by textures in general. This also means that this can be a friendly pleasure item for any beginners!

Actually, Make Me Over has the true look of a makeup item as much as Kandi Kisses does! Aka, it looks much like a powder puff, but nobody would think it really is! Because what does a powder puff look like? It is pretty much a little pillow, covered with powder of your skin tone. The powder dust is flying everywhere as you playfully push it, and you also see that the center of the puff is shallower because of regular use.

Make Me Over puff design: the same shade of pinkness all over the surface (not skin toned, powdered look), it is peachy no matter what (no dust flying around), and the center raised (not shallower like of a real makeup accessory) - this looks like anything but a real powderer!

Your hope can be that you are seen with it by males who have never paid attention to the makeup accessories of females, and of course it isn't something what just pops up in a conversation so you can find out how knowledgeable the current person is. You better just keep it inside the beautiful, square shaped, mirrored case, and have others wonder how come it is so enormously huge that you have to carry it around instead of a casual version! You know what? Don't even open it - so maybe others will think that it's just a case for several makeup items!

I feel a little bit guilty for ruining the enthusiasm of some about this one of a kind, innovative design, but I assume that those who look for camouflaged pleasure toys want theirs to be undercover in the literal sense! But I am still stunned what an amazing idea this design is!

And to give you the exact, accurate measurements done by me, DreamWolf, here they are for your purrrrrrfect informing:

puff diameter: 3 1/8 inches
puff thickness: 1 inch
case sides length: 3 1/2 inches
case thickness: 2 inches
box sides length: 4 7/8 inches
box thickness: 3 1/8 inches

Now you see what I've been explaining here. Just get a measuring tape and check the sizes out for yourself to have a visual idea!

The little puff is still small enough though to enjoy both by beginners and advanced discreet toy lovers, and you can keep everything out in plain sight! Whether the case or the big storage box, nothing tells others that they hide a vrooming pleasure item!

The flip open case is made of shiny, smooth, hard black plastic, and the two sides are separated with a golden edge between them. On the top you see the same flowery pattern like the pink silicone's texture, just in a golden, painted form, with the golden BK in the center of it. This ornament draws attention away from the back of the case, where a dark gray silicone cover hides the USB charging hole. Well, it does have the USB sign on it though... Inside hides the little one, with the strapped bottom up, resting on two golden colored, metal charging spikes.

The storage box will be described in the Packaging section.

If you have a tiny pouch for the vrooming puff, you can carry it in your purse, pocket or glove box - just don't forget about the metal detectors! If you decide to carry it in its storage case, it will still fit into a purse or glove box. If not, then you will have to find enough space for the elegant looking, shiny blackness! And we must admit, who wouldn't want to? Opening it up you find a large, rounded mirror inside the lid, being the extra beauty accessory some may need!

Like said before, the pink powder puff charges with USB! This is fantastic news for those who have a mindset like I do, wanting to obtain all the pleasure toys for off the grid use! All you need is a laptop with a solar charger (they are extremely cheap nowadays), or an emergency radio charging with solar power! They both charge USB vibes! There is your traveling or off the grid life of vrooming bliss!

It's mighty easy to charge the little puff: you plug the provided USB cord into the mirrored case, then the other end into your computer. Your machine won't recognize the new USB device, but you will see it's being charged because of the white, flashing light between the + and - sign of the control surface. It takes about 2 hours for it to get fully charged, and the little puff can vroom away for up to 1 hour. Not bad!

You turn the puffy one on by pushing the + sign and holding it pressed for 3 seconds, and pushing it briefly also increases the speed and goes to the next pattern. (Holding the button long to change patterns won't work.) Hitting - will go back to the previous speed/pattern, and you use it as well to turn Make Me Over off, by pressing and holding it for 3 seconds.

The patterns are:

1. low constant vibration
2. medium constant vibration
3. high constant vibration
4. low to high rollercoaster
5. medium speed, high pulsation
6. fast, high pulsation
7. high cha-cha-cha (pulses as long as a pulse of the medium speed, high pulsation, with the rhythm of ti-ti ta, ti-ti ta, ti-ti ta)

After you reach the last listed pattern, hitting + again won't do anything. So you have to hit - to get to a previous pattern, or turn your vibe off manually. Also, Make Me Over doesn't have a memory chip inside - so it won't remember the pattern you used last time before you turned it off, and it will come back on with the very first listed pattern.

You may be as surprised as I am to see that the vrooms aren't equal over the silicone surface! On one spot they are the strongest, and on the opposite side very-very weak! Between the two the power gets stronger on both sides along the distance between those two spots! This means playful possibilities to experiment with the different spots of the flowery puff! The vrooms are deliciously deep and rumbly! But, even the on the highest constant vibration (my most favorite, always) the strength feels extremely weak in actual pleasure use! This can only be a mild teaser for the power queens like I am, and more fitting only for the most sensitive users!

This splashproof little one is easy to maneuver with your fingers under the strap, and the noise level is somewhat discreet for your joy. It can definitely be heard through a thick blanket, so I don't advise you to use it while unwanted company is around! Through a closed door it will be much more convenient!

The splashproof little one can be washed carefully with warm water and mild soap or toy cleaner. Hard plastic can handle any kinds of lubricants, but as silicone parts can be found all over (like the strap and the control buttons), you want to use water-based lubes only. As it is NOT waterproof, you always want to be sure that it is kept dry and safe. However, being splashproof means that cleaning isn't such a pain, and the texture doesn't have too deep ridges to deal with either.

I've been storing it in its original packaging, and intend to do so in the future because of its convenient shape.

The external packaging layer of Make Me Over is a matte dark gray paper box. White, shiny black and golden fonts rule the design, and there is a white background only on the back to show the pink puff with its mirrored charging case. Just like with Kandi Kisses, the box is discreet looking on the front with the brand and product names and logos only, and on the back you see some basic info with tiny fonts.

Inside the external box you will find an 8 page manual in English, providing all the info you need to know, and another box for the plastic case. It is a matte dark gray, solid flip open one with the golden BK on the top, and OhMiBod in shiny black on the tiny front side. Inside satiny smooth, shiny blackness covers the leveled hard paper padding. The levels of paper layers creatively give space for the USB charging cord to hide away discreetly, which takes a bit of arranging, and the cord may not nestle in perfectly. It's still quite the good idea...

The solid dark box is excellent for storage, especially because no one could tell what's hiding inside! And I would suggest you to use it for gifting, because with the external box others may see what the nature of the surprise is! Easy to learn, artistic wrapping into some soft fabric always makes a special present, and it's much more stylish and discreet than sending a box advertising a pleasure item! Just don't forget to let the chosen person know that (s)he is going to receive a tiny vroomer, so others won't be around when it's being opened!

To tell the truth I am way less than somewhat satisfied with the awfully weak vrooms of the little puff! Yes, they are deep and rumbly - but with no direction to go to because of the awful shape, that "weak power" doesn't manage to give any kind of pleasure at all! It is definitely a teaser only, and for that all the features are excellent!

If you are an extremely sensitive user, or an average toy lover or demanding power queen looking for a light tease, the construction, charging solution and design will make an adorable companion for you. But if you don't fall into those categories then just hope, and wait for a second version, after the idea pops into the market to create more similar vroomers!

Well, I already assume that you didn't expect me to struggle long to achieve some pleasure with this little puff. I tried it for a few moments, and already knew that it wasn't going to be enough even for a healthy turning on.

I still rejoice a lot for having it, simply because looks like I have a new mania, and it is to collect all the all the all the all the all the USB vibes of the world! Simply because you can recharge them with solar power indirectly, by having your laptop or emergency radio charged with the Sun! Was it worth the money (better to say, the points) to invest into this weak off the grid vroomer? It was for me, knowing now that I have a tiny teaser to arouse larger areas lightly.

If that's your mentality and the pink little puff is appealing even after this review, just go for it! And even if you don't like it, you will be able to slip it into your panties and sit on it before pleasure times. I can't think of any better uses than this funny idea! Well, now we know at least that Make Me Over can have a use other similar vibes can't maybe! Still more usability than no usability...