Fairy mini wand massager by Media Craft Inc - review by Andromeda

Once upon a time, in a land far far away (known as Japan), there was a special company known as a Media Craft Inc. The good people of Media Craft Inc. saw that everyone had a magic wand known as the Hitachi, only this magic wand could only do two different spells. These spells didn't work for everyone, so the people at Media Craft decided that they would have their wizards make new magic wands so that everyone could find a wand that worked for them. They made four wands: a big wand, a baby wand, an itty bitty wand, and the wand that our story is about-- the small-but-not-too-small wand. They decided to call this wand the Fairy mini.

Now the people of Media Craft decided that the Fairy Mini should be able to cast spells all over a person's body. It could help heal sore backs and necks, and anywhere else on the body that needed a massage, including breasts. But there was one particular problem that the people of Media Craft really wanted to take care of. You see, in this far off land there were some women who had a harder time getting happy than the other women did. This made them sad, and there were very few wands and special toys that could make them happy. So the people of Media Craft made the Fairy Mini have many different speeds and be EXTRA powerful so that these sad women could rub it on their lady parts and become EXTRA happy (and it even made some men extra happy too!).

It was made so people who had never had a magic wand or toy would love it, and even people who had lots of magic wands and toys would love it. However, some of the women who got happy really easy didn't like this because it was too strong.

Though the Fairy Mini could plug into the magical electric portals in the wall, because it was extra strong it was also extra loud, so the happy men and women could only use it in their houses, and they had to play loud music when other people were in the house, or not use it until they were alone. Even though the wand was mini so it could go on vacation, it was loud enough to probably be heard through hotel walls. Lots of women liked to use it with their partners because the Fairy Mini was good at both teasing and pleasing, despite it being awkwardly loud.

The Fairy Mini has a smooth, velvety head that feels lovely all over the body. It's made out of PVC and plastic, making this toy phthalates free, latex free, and hypoallergenic. There are ridges on the side of the head that provide a little extra stimulation for those that enjoy texture. This little bit of variety makes it suitable for all users. Because of the slight velvety texture of the head, the toy has a little bit of drag when you glide it over the body, but this can be eliminated with the use of lube.

However, there is a slight smell that takes a while to fade, though it is completely taste free. The handle of the wand is made of the same smooth material as the head, with a plastic dial to turn it on. Overall, nice texture that feels great.

This is one pretty and fairly unintimidating wand. The rounded head has a flexible neck, and a long oval-like handle in pretty pink and white colors. Sprouting from the handle is a 4.5 foot power cord, which gives the toy some mobility, though it isn't much. However, the fact that it runs on electricity makes this toy a bit more earth friendly, and so powerful.

The wand itself is 10" long (which makes it less-than-discreet), and the head is 1.75" in diameter. This allows it to spread the vibrations out a bit while still being smaller than the typical wand (such as the Hitachi), so it doesn't concentrate all that power right on the clit, but it doesn't miss it either. The wand weighs around a pound, though the intensity is worth the extra bulk and weight, especially if you're someone who has a hard time getting off with normal vibes.

Even though this wand is very pretty, it isn't at all easy to hide. It does come with a pretty pink pouch to keep it clean, and though the case isn't see-through, it still isn't discreet either. This is definitely something you'll want to keep tucked away if you have nosy family members or neighbors. Though the pouch also makes it good for traveling, travelers should be weary... this will definitely be heard through hotel walls.

The Fairy Mini Wand has a simple scroll control. To turn it on, you scroll down one click and keep scrolling in that direction to turn it up. To turn it off, you simply scroll up until you hear a click. The vibrations are the deep, rumbly sort that stimulate a larger area, which takes some of the pressure off if you're using the wand as a clit vibe, and really works the muscles as a massager. The vibes range from high all the way to really high and beyond to insanely high. We're talking 11000 rpm; far, far stronger than even the famous Hitachi. Sensitive ladies (and gentlemen), this is NOT the vibe for you! It simply cannot be stressed enough how intense this wand is.

The downside to the strength of the wand is that you'll find your hand and arm are vibrating as well when you use it (though the bulk of the vibrations remain in that oh-so-glorious head). While this is a bit annoying, I've often found that I get too... caught up in everything to really care. Numb arms are a small price to pay for mind-blowing orgasms, and numbness only occurs when you use this toy for extended sessions.

Since this toy runs on electricity, it is absolutely not waterproof, and shouldn't be used anywhere where the plug or cord might get wet.

This wand is best cleaned by wiping it down with warm water and antibacterial soap or toy cleaner. It can also be wiped down with isopropyl alcohol (rubbing alcohol). You want to be especially careful when cleaning this toy because it's electric; make sure to only wipe down the head portion. Getting other areas of the toy wet could potentially damage the toy. Make sure to dry the wand thoroughly! The ridges on the head seem to collect the most gunk, so extra attention should be paid when cleaning them.

The Fairy Mini is compatible with both water and silicone based lubes, and can be stored away in the included pouch.

The Fairy Mini comes in a pretty pink box. Unfortunately, none of the information is in English. This isn't too much of a problem since it's easy to figure out how the wand works. Enclosed inside said box you will find the fairy and a super convenient felt pouch for safe keeping. Though the pouch helps keep the wand clean while you store it away, it's probably not something that you'd want to leave lying around. People are likely to wonder what the big bulgy thing sitting on your desk is and--if they're nosy--open the pouch. Granted, some people may not know what it does at first, but it isn't too difficult to figure it out.

And now, back to story time!

Once upon another time in a mystical land of sunshine and smog (California), there lived a girl named Andromeda. Andromeda was very sad because it would take forever for her to orgasm. She was not super sensitive like some girls, so she would turn vibes allll the way up and still have to go at it for a while. Then one day, she got the mystical Fairy Mini Wand in the mail. Excited, Andromeda ran to her room to try it out. She plugged it into the wall, and switched it on. Initially, Andromeda was a little turned off by the extreme noise created by the wand. However, as soon as she began to play with it, she quickly found herself being carried off to that wonderful paradise of never-ending orgasms. From then on, Andromeda kept the magic Fairy Mini close to her bed and lived happily ever after.