Bnaughty deluxe by B Swish - review by Silverwinds

This toy is neither my most expensive toy, nor my most complex toy, but I'll be damned if it doesn't get the job done, and get it done everytime. I bought the Bnaughty Deluxe by B Swish purely out of a desire to have at least one of every type of toy, and a corded bullet was next on the list. I didn't expect much from it, other than that it's the prettiest little bullet I'd ever seen, and I collect pretty things. But let me tell you. Raise your expectations of this toy, and Bnaughty will step up to the challenge!





It is the most versatile toy in my toy box, and gets as much use as my Zini Hua, and that really surprised me. Bnaughty is small, so it's easy to hide in a bedside drawer or take with you in a carry on. Her size makes it easy to fit in between you and your lover(s), no matter what crazy position your thinkpan manages to cook up. It's convenient, and thankfully doesn't eat batteries like the cookie monster eats cookies. I've used my Bnaughty Deluxe probably in total of 2 - 2 1/2 hours put together, and she's still going strong.

My favorite ways to use this toy is to position it to hit my clit in the Cowgirl position. Let me tell you, that position is heavenly when you add vibrations. The bullet doesn't slip very often. The toy can be used to stimulate pretty much any erogenous zone, save for inside your rectum. If the bullet becomes unattached from the cord while inserted, you're gonna have a bad time, so it would be best to refrain from using it in that particular manner. In short, the Bnaughty Deluxe is decidedly NOT butt-safe!

Unfortunately, this toy is not the best extended travel buddy. Oftentimes, I'll find that even when in the pouch, the on/off button gets bumped a lot, thus turning the toy on and draining the battery. I have yet to have it actually start vibrating, but I'm sure it's going to happen eventually.

The bullet portion of the Bnaughty Deluxe is coated in silicone. If you squeeze on certain spots, you can feel what's inside. The silicone is slightly velvety, with a tiny bit of drag. When you put the bullet in place, the silicone has just enough drag to keep it in place. The cord seems to be coated in silicone as well, and is very durable. The silicone on the cord extends to the silicone on the bullet, so there's much less chance of the wire being damaged by pulling on it. The buttons on the controller are also made of silicone but the controller itself is made of shiny ABS plastic. Aside from one slight indent and two raised bits on the bullet, the Bnaughty Deluxe is completely texture free and completely beginner friendly.

This has got to be the prettiest bullet I've ever laid eyes on. It's teal! The controller is so curvy and sexy! Its buttons are back lit red, and did I mention it's frickin' teal? I love the color so much, it's half the reason I chose this particular bullet. The actual bullet is football shaped, with three minor details. To be quite honest, the bullet reminds me of a bar of Dove soap! The controller is curved to fit perfectly into your hand, as shown below. The top half is a very shiny plastic, while the bottom half is a matte plastic, helping to keep a better grip on the controller.







Measurements:
Length of bullet: 2"
Diameter of bullet: 1"
Circumference of bullet: 3.5"
Length of cord: 24.5"
Length of controller: 4"
Length of button pad: 1"

The Bnaughty Deluxe by B Swish has six different functions: Three differing levels of steady vibrations, and three very basic patterns. The three patterns are pretty boring, to be quite honest, and I find myself using those functions less and less. This toy may not impress in the realm of patterns, but it shines with its steady vibes. It is strong for a bullet, while retaining a relative rumble that is surprising for being a bullet.

The controls are quite easy. The bottom button turns the toy on and off, while the top cycles through the functions. Merely pressing the on/off button won't start up the vibes; you have to press the top button to access the functions. The product page claims this toy is waterproof, but I'm not so sure that applies to the controller. The battery compartment doesn't appear to be sealed off from water, so I'm not going to chance it. The bullet itself, however, is definitely waterproof, so if you're fine with holding the controller above water, then go for it!

One of my favorite features about this toy is how quiet it is! When on high, you can't hear it above the covers, and even when uncovered, you have to either be listening for it, or in a room of dead silence. This makes sensory play a definite possibility, and blindfolded play oh-so-delicious! This toy takes 2 AAA batteries.

Taking care of your Bnaughty Deluxe is not hard. Because it's a vibrator and therefore has a motor, boiling and dishwashing are out, but because the part touching your lady(or man) bits is silicone, a 10% bleach solution, warm soap and water, and any toy cleaner are all viable options. As with all toys with silicone components, please refrain from using anything but a water-based lubricant, because oil and silicone based lubes have the potential to degrade the material. Storage is easy, as the Bnaughty Deluxe comes with a storage pouch.

The toy comes packaged in a sturdy cardboard box. The packaging isn't exactly discreet, but it is done very tastefully, and doesn't scream SEX TOY. On the front is an image of a girl in a black one-piece. On one side, it has information about the toy, such as materials, run-time, batteries needed, etc. When you open the box, pull out a second inner box with a plastic tray holding the toy. It comes with a user manual, but the manual is a generic booklet for all B Swish toys, with information about how to insert batteries and turn the toy on and such. the last thing the Bnaughty comes with is a pouch, but I've misplaced it, so unfortunately, I can't tell you about that specific detail. Alright! Picture time!

On the Silverwinds scale of quality and general product of effectiveness, the scores are:
6-Ridiculously good
5-Good
4-Average
3-Mediocre
2-Bad
1-Hideously bad

The Bnaughty Deluxe by B Swish excels at having a long battery life, decent, relatively rumbly vibrations that are decidedly NOT buzzy, and being gorgeous. The only thing really wrong with this toy is the fact that the buttons are bumped easily, making it hard to travel with. Overall, the Bnaughty Deluxe scores a 5 out of 6, being Good, but not perfect.

All I can say is, wow! This toy is so perfect for the cowgirl position! I went from being reluctant to do the cowgirl to preferring it over most everything else!