Micro vibro keychain - massager by Cal Exotics - review by ~LaUr3n~

This mini Micro Vibro is a great little toy as a novelty or quick and easy way to get off on the go. Don't expect much from it since it doesn't have multiple features or ultra strong or impressive vibrations. BUT you can't complain about the convenience and simplicity of this bullet. It has a key chain attached that allows you to clip it to anything you want. The most obvious choice would be a key ring, along with other necessities such as your car keys. If you need a vibe on the go...this is perfect. It is friendly for beginners as well. The vibrations are for external use only, for the clitoris and vulva most likely. Insertion is not an option with this little bullet.

This bullet may look like metal, but it is actual metallic silver paint covered plastic. The material is phthalates free, hypo-allergenic, food-grade material, and latex free. It has a smooth surface and no drag. It has no smell or taste which is good if it is something that is going to be carried around with you! The problem with this plastic is that the paint can chip off. This is especially true if kept on a key chain. If you have one of those GINORMOUS mounds of keys on your ring, keeping this attached there may not be the best idea. The paint will scratch and start to flake off. This is not something you want in your body. The toy is made in China and I am unsure what the paint contains.

The material is slightly porous so don't share this. It also isn't ideal with a condom because of its size, which adds to the emphasis of not sharing this with others. If you keep this on a key ring, it makes me wonder how hygienic is would be to use after being carried around all day. I kept mine on the key ring for the first few days for a good laugh with friends, but then put it in a small silk sack for safe keeping in my purse. It is so small it can be kept in a clutch and taken out to the bar...maybe to use with a sexy stud later.

The bullet is 2 and a half inches long which helps it blend in with other key chains, if that is where you choose to keep it. It does a pretty good job doing so. The circumference is 1 3/4 inches. The bullet is not meant for insertion because of its small size. Never use this anally. The end of the bullet is very nicely rounded and makes it easy to use on the clitoris or other areas of the body, like the nipples.

A nice thing about the chain and attachment part is that it clips. It doesn't have a typical key ring. This allows easy use by just unclipping the bullet from whatever it is attached to.

The bullet only has one speed. The dial at the bottom turns the toy on and off. The vibrations are highly concentrated and are felt throughout the short toy. The controls are easy to use of course, but perhaps too easy. The bullet has a habit of sometimes turning itself on by itself. This bullet has no indications of being waterproof so keep this is mind during play and cleaning. The bullet isn't as discreet in noise as it is in design. It is average loudness. It is quieter than some bullets I own however. The vibrations are also of average strength. They are strong enough to tease and please but will probably not wow you. This is sad because it takes 3 large watch batteries! No wonder it comes with 6 extra ones. You will use them quickly also. The batteries don't last that long.

Cleaning is easy. Just use warm water on a wash cloth and soap. An antibacterial spray or toy cleaner would work as well. Storage if you are not carrying this around with you is easy. You can store it in the plastic packaging it comes in. I like to keep mine there when not in use so it is kept in the same place as the replacement batteries.