The tongue vibrator review by Lady Calston

Over 1 million sold and I know why! I can't even begin to tell you how excited I was to receive this. If there's one sex toy, one toy only that every good girl dreams of, it's this oral sensation!

The texture is comparable to the real thing, but the power packed into this vibrator is unmatched. I've never known anyone that could twirl and swirl their tongue the way the Tongue can. It has 5 speeds, and while all of them could have easily brought me to orgasm, I settled for the highest setting which left me flushed and breathless.

My husband and I started out in bed with him teasing me with it. If it wasn't for the unbelievably loud motor, I would have thought it was his tongue instead of the vibrator. You can be sure there's some serious power, not only because the way it fervently pleases but because of the way it "hums." The loud noise was almost distracting, but like I say, almost; the way you'll feel when this big guy is doing his thing there's absolutely nothing that can tear you away from that inevitable orgasm.

After 10 minutes I just couldn't stand my husband teasing me senseless with this. I like to be in control of my pleasure, so I ripped it out of his hands and held it in my own. It's VERY heavy, if it didn't take me so quickly to cum, I'm sure my hand would have cramped up from trying to hold this the right way. It takes 4 AA batteries, so I didn't expect it to be a lightweight, but I just couldn't believe how heavy it was. I don't have the biggest hands in the world, so it was fairly awkward holding this bulky mass of a vibrator. However, it has a great feature where you don't need batteries at all; you just need to buy an AC adapter to fit it, which I'm sure will help with the excessive weight.

When I finally positioned this the way it felt best for me, there was no stopping. Even if I had needed to readjust I wouldn't have been able to, I was literally frozen from concentrating on cumming. The pleasure you'll receive from this will trump any oral fixated lover you've ever had. I've never particularly enjoyed cunnilingus, mostly because some men really don't have a clue what they're doing, but with Tongue vibrator you don't have to tell it what to do because it already knows. Combine the masterful movements with the realistic nubs and sticky feeling of the tongue and you've found a sex toy you'll keep for life.

I hope I've done this sex toy justice. While the size, weight, and noise of Tongue vibrator can be really off-putting, the way it looks and moves will put any feeling of discontent to rest. If you take pride in your sex toys be sure to add this one to it, you won't regret it!

Holy Macaroni this vibe is LOUD! The first time I used this we had music going in the background and I was so into it that it didn't really bother me. Then I went to use this alone the other day and it surprised the pants off of me!

As soon as I turned this on, my husband came bounding upstairs because he thought I was being electrocuted. He opened the bedroom door and cocked one eyebrow as he watched me using this on myself before slowly backing out of the room. When I made it downstairs he asked if it was a vibrator or a power tool--I quickly replied that it was both.

This toy is big and loud, which can be a really BAD combination. The only thing that balances out the size and sound is the way this works. It feels incredible and SO real, really real. I'm not used to having a lot of oral sex, er, well, GOOD oral sex.

I've had my husband's tongue plunged inside of me too many times to count, but I've never particularly enjoyed it. He does a fantastic job--he tries so hard, bless his heart, but it doesn't do anything for me. This tongue does. This tongue goes above and beyond my husband's oral skills. I realize my husband will probably read this ego crushing follow up review, so... honey, I'm sorry. lol.

The tongue works in ways a real tongue can't: it vibrates, it rotates, and it doesn't cramp up and complain. You just have to have patience. It's going to be heavy for most women that use this on themselves, it's also going to be wall shakingly loud.

The first few times you use this it may not be what you expected, but once you find a rhythm that works, you will fall in love with the Tongue. It's not warm and wet like a real mouth, unless you use a bottle of lube you've had warming up in a cup of water. Do not expect simulated oral sex because there's so many different elements involved when it's with a person rather than a vibrator.

If you can sacrifice  having someone's hands on your thighs spreading your pussy lips wide open or the feeling of their nose as it bumps against your clitoris, this is the vibe for you. Vaginal penetration can be done, but the tongue vibrator is very wide so you aren't able to get it in very deep. I use this only on my clitoris, and with that limited amount of play, this toy is worth the money. I love to feel the tip of the Tongue rotating against my clit, the tip is just a small part of the vibe so I had to master having steady hands that could handle the weight of this toy.

Fun play can be accomplished with this toy, you just have to have the willpower and patience to make this toy one that works wonders for you!