The tongue vibrator - clitoral vibrator by Lady Calston - review by Nashville

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The tongue vibrator

Clitoral vibrator by Lady Calston

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Better Than the Real Thing!

Even if I had needed to readjust I wouldn't have been able to, I was literally frozen from concentrating on cumming. The pleasure you'll receive from this will trump any oral fixated lover you've ever had.
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Over 1 million sold and I know why! I can't even begin to tell you how excited I was to receive this. If there's one sex toy, one toy only that every good girl dreams of, it's this oral sensation!

The texture is comparable to the real thing, but the power packed into this vibrator is unmatched. I've never known anyone that could twirl and swirl their tongue the way the Tongue can. It has 5 speeds, and while all of them could have easily brought me to orgasm, I settled for the highest setting which left me flushed and breathless.

My husband and I started out in bed with him teasing me with it. If it wasn't for the unbelievably loud motor, I would have thought it was his tongue instead of the vibrator. You can be sure there's some serious power, not only because the way it fervently pleases but because of the way it "hums." The loud noise was almost distracting, but like I say, almost; the way you'll feel when this big guy is doing his thing there's absolutely nothing that can tear you away from that inevitable orgasm.

After 10 minutes I just couldn't stand my husband teasing me senseless with this. I like to be in control of my pleasure, so I ripped it out of his hands and held it in my own. It's VERY heavy, if it didn't take me so quickly to cum, I'm sure my hand would have cramped up from trying to hold this the right way. It takes 4 AA batteries, so I didn't expect it to be a lightweight, but I just couldn't believe how heavy it was. I don't have the biggest hands in the world, so it was fairly awkward holding this bulky mass of a vibrator. However, it has a great feature where you don't need batteries at all; you just need to buy an AC adapter to fit it, which I'm sure will help with the excessive weight.

When I finally positioned this the way it felt best for me, there was no stopping. Even if I had needed to readjust I wouldn't have been able to, I was literally frozen from concentrating on cumming. The pleasure you'll receive from this will trump any oral fixated lover you've ever had. I've never particularly enjoyed cunnilingus, mostly because some men really don't have a clue what they're doing, but with Tongue vibrator you don't have to tell it what to do because it already knows. Combine the masterful movements with the realistic nubs and sticky feeling of the tongue and you've found a sex toy you'll keep for life.

I hope I've done this sex toy justice. While the size, weight, and noise of Tongue vibrator can be really off-putting, the way it looks and moves will put any feeling of discontent to rest. If you take pride in your sex toys be sure to add this one to it, you won't regret it!
Follow-up commentary
Holy Macaroni this vibe is LOUD! The first time I used this we had music going in the background and I was so into it that it didn't really bother me. Then I went to use this alone the other day and it surprised the pants off of me!

As soon as I turned this on, my husband came bounding upstairs because he thought I was being electrocuted. He opened the bedroom door and cocked one eyebrow as he watched me using this on myself before slowly backing out of the room. When I made it downstairs he asked if it was a vibrator or a power tool--I quickly replied that it was both.

This toy is big and loud, which can be a really BAD combination. The only thing that balances out the size and sound is the way this works. It feels incredible and SO real, really real. I'm not used to having a lot of oral sex, er, well, GOOD oral sex.

I've had my husband's tongue plunged inside of me too many times to count, but I've never particularly enjoyed it. He does a fantastic job--he tries so hard, bless his heart, but it doesn't do anything for me. This tongue does. This tongue goes above and beyond my husband's oral skills. I realize my husband will probably read this ego crushing follow up review, so... honey, I'm sorry. lol.

The tongue works in ways a real tongue can't: it vibrates, it rotates, and it doesn't cramp up and complain. You just have to have patience. It's going to be heavy for most women that use this on themselves, it's also going to be wall shakingly loud.

The first few times you use this it may not be what you expected, but once you find a rhythm that works, you will fall in love with the Tongue. It's not warm and wet like a real mouth, unless you use a bottle of lube you've had warming up in a cup of water. Do not expect simulated oral sex because there's so many different elements involved when it's with a person rather than a vibrator.

If you can sacrifice  having someone's hands on your thighs spreading your pussy lips wide open or the feeling of their nose as it bumps against your clitoris, this is the vibe for you. Vaginal penetration can be done, but the tongue vibrator is very wide so you aren't able to get it in very deep. I use this only on my clitoris, and with that limited amount of play, this toy is worth the money. I love to feel the tip of the Tongue rotating against my clit, the tip is just a small part of the vibe so I had to master having steady hands that could handle the weight of this toy.

Fun play can be accomplished with this toy, you just have to have the willpower and patience to make this toy one that works wonders for you!
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • Dame Demi
    Dame Demi  
    Very thorough and informative review.  I have and am in love with the Mini Tongue, and like it so much I've often considered trying this one out as well.  It sounds like the Mini Tongue is probably a little lighter and more manageable, but I wonder if it packs quite the same punch?
  • Sleeping Dreamer
    Dame Demi, I've never tried the mini. As far as lighter, all the specs indicate that it is definitely smaller than this bad boy. I'm dying to try it but the power of this beast, I highly doubt, can be matched by a smaller version.
  • Nashville
    Nashville  
    I need to add that this is Jelly. Jelly is a HIGHLY porous material. Even if you scrub a jelly toy and it looks clean, it isn't. Jelly also contains phthalates which harm the body. The way to protect yourself and to keep this toy clean is to put a condom over it. However, the tongue is much too wide, I unfortunately don't have any super sized condoms on hand but I have heard that rubber latex work just as well. Unfortunately, by covering the toy you're also covering up the parts of the toy that make it feel so realistic.
  • Nashville
    Nashville  
    Does anyone have any questions about the Tongue?
  • Saturday Stevens
    Saturday Stevens  
    I considered this briefly the other day and decided against it. Now that I've read your review, it's on the top of my To Do list.
  • Pandahb
    Pandahb  
    Good review!
  • Viktor Vysheslav Malkin
    Viktor Vysheslav Malkin  
    Awesome review!
  • Evoluchun
    Evoluchun  
    sounds great thanks
  • indiglo
    indiglo  
    I had pretty much written this kind of toy off too, but your review may be changing my mind!
  • Joyjoy
    Super  
    Wonderful review!
  • darkkitty
    darkkitty  
    Very helpful!
  • Triple X Moma
    Triple X Moma  
    Great review!
  • Bignuf
    Bignuf  
    Thanks for the detailed and honest review. I just don't see it "replacing anything"...but am going to give it a try.
  • SilverMinxxx
    SilverMinxxx  
    Thank you for the review!
  • Mirachaya
    Mirachaya  
    Thanks for reviewing.
  • Tbanda
    Tbanda  
    Thank you so much for reviewing!
  • Masen'sChick
    Masen'sChick  
    Wow now i wish id gotten this, i just ordered the mini, hope it works just as well as the original.
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