The Ugly Little Bullet That Could!

The rocket bullet is a great toy for beginners. If has a variety of vibration patterns and speeds which are helpful when you are new to toys. The control panel is easy to use and doesn't take much to figure out. This toy can be used for masturbation, mutual masturbation sessions, or solo. The only bad thing about this bullet is that it couldn't be any uglier if it tried.
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Pros:
Nice vibrations, variety of patterns, easy to use, good for beginners, waterproof?
Cons:
SO ugly!
Rating by reviewer:
3
extremely useful review

Use

The Rocket Bullet from Shaki Toys can be used for vaginal penetration, as well as to stimulate sensitive spots on the body like the nipples, clit, balls, or around the anus. This toy makes a great addition to couples play, mutual masturbation, or solo sessions, and can be used used by both men and women.

I would not recommend using this toy for anal penetration because it lacks the flared base making it safe to stick in the booty.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • On a bed
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Not discreet
    • Travel friendly
    • Ugly
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • G-spot
    • Nipples

Material / Texture

The bullet is made from a food-grade plastic which has an 8 out of 10 rating on EdenFantasys material safety chart. It is completely free of latex (making it safe for those with sensitivities) and contains no phthalates. The bullet itself has a rippled texture, but the ripples are very smooth and it has little drag when moved across the skin. The ripple-y texture does provide an increase in sensation especially when inserted into the pussy. You can't really feel the ripples when using the bullet to tickle and tease, but you can feel how smooth the texture is especially when you apply a little lube to it.
    • No odor

Design / Shape / Size

The rocket bullet is longer and has more girth than most bullets of it's style, which makes it good for vaginal penetration. It can easily be used by those new to toys, and because of the variety of intensity and patterns, it is also great for those more experienced in vibe play.

The overall shape and style is nice because I don't have any others like this in my toy box. But, I have to admit, I hate the color. I'm almost afraid to use this for pussy penetration because I'm afraid the cheap looking paint might come off inside of me. Because of that, you may with to use this with a condom or toy cover.

This bullet comes in a bright shiny gold or bright shiny silver, neither of which are too appealing. I have silver and I truly hate the color, but I'm really glad I didn't get the gold one - it's hideous!

The bullet itself measures about 5" long, though you probably wouldn't want to insert more of it than about 3 3/4". The bullet is about 3" around and has a head that measures 4" around, so it's slightly bigger than the rest of the toy.

The bullet has a 22" cord that attaches it to it's control box. The control box is black in color and has an on/off button, a "7" button (which changes the speed and vibe patterns), along with an LED light that indicates the toy is on.

Because of the size, it is suitable for travel but I wouldn't be caught dead with this thing in my suitcase. I can only imagine the looks on people's faces if security pulled this out while checking my bags. It is cheap looking, incredibly ugly, and bright shiny silver. I would be mortified. I would on the other hand, travel with my Ella or my Zizo because they are nice looking, classy toys - nothing to be embarrassed about.
    • Beginner
    • Partner play
    • Ugly

Functions / Performance / Controls

The rocket bullet has 7 different speeds/patterns, all of which are buzzy-type vibrations. You can feel the vibrations throughout the entire toy and this toy will keep your hand and body "buzzing" long after you turn it off. The control panel is really easy to use and doesn't take more than a couple of minutes to figure out. The patterns and intensity levels are as follows...

When you push the on/off button:

1st push - constant vibe (4 intensity-wise)
2nd push - constant vibe (5 intensity-wise)
3rd push - constant vibe (6 intensity-wise)
4th push - escalating vibe (4-5 intensity-wise)
5th push - pulsating vibe (5 intensity-wise)
6th push - pulsating vibe (6 intensity-wise)
7th push - constant vibe (6 intensity-wise)

I gave these intensity ratings based on a scale of 1-10; 1-being a slight vibe to 10-being a crazy intense vibe.

This toy is noisy on it's lowest setting and is really noisy on it's highest so if you have kids, roommates, or close neighbors, it's likely they will hear this toy being used. And unless you had your music pretty loud, I don't think it would mask the sound. It's very buzzy.

The rocket bullet uses 2 AA batteries.

This toy is listed as waterproof but with the cheap looking cord and how it's attached, I'm not sure I would submerge mine in the water.
    • Easy to use
    • Lots of variety in function
    • Multiple settings

Care and Maintenance

This bullet is made from plastic which can be easily cleaned with antibacterial soap and water, a toy wipe, or it can be wiped down with isopropyl alcohol. I would recommend using a wipe to clean the control panel as well as the cord, instead of washing it in the water. I know it says that it's waterproof but I just can't see it.

This toy is relatively small when it comes to the "average" toy size, so it's easy to hide and store. I like to keep mine in a lint-free pouch to keep it clean and to keep the cord from tangling with the rest of my toys. Then, I put it in my toy box. It could also be easily stored under the bed, in a night stand drawer, or in a panty drawer.

This bullet is totally lube friendly and can be used with water-based, oil-based, and silicone-based lubricants.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Packaging

The (cheesy-looking) rocket bullet comes in an equally cheesy-looking box that is not discreet at all. In fact, it makes a great packaging if you were buying this as a gag gift for someone. It does clearly identify what is in the box and you can actually see the toy though the cutouts in the package.

Honestly, because of the way this toy looks, I'm not sure if I would dare to buy this for someone as a gift, unless of course if it were for a gag gift. There is just nothing tasteful about the design of the toy.

This toy didn't come with any instructions but it's pretty obvious what you can do with it. It's meant to be used by adults and it vibrates...nuff said.
    • Minimal
    • Not discreet

Personal comments

This rocket bullet is so cheesy looking. The ugly silver colors looks like something you would find on a toy at the dollar store. I'm almost afraid the paint will flake off inside of me if I use it for penetration. If you want to try this one out, grab yourself some condoms or toy covers, just in case.

Experience

I have only used my rocket bullet once. I used it for both clit stimulation and for pussy penetration, and it did do the trick. I just can't get over the ugliness of this toy. It really takes away from the experience for me. I have a pretty good sized toy collection and I just don't think I'll be reaching for this one very often.

It does have a nice variety of speeds and patterns, so it's great for those trying to figure out what kind of vibrations they like. It does it's job in the vibe department.
    • Strong vibrations
    • Variety of patterns
    • Variety of speeds
Follow-up commentary
I still don't really care for this vibe. I just can't get over the fact that it is SO incredibly ugly. It's too bad because this one has adjustable vibe intensity and pattern levels, and provides a nice vibration. I'm sorry to say that looks do matter and I can't imagine I'll be reaching for this one very often, if ever again.
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Comments
  • Jordan B
    Jordan B  
    We got a gold one a while back as a free gift and it really is so ugly that we havent used it yet. Thanks for your review. It was great!
  • PeachCandy
    PeachCandy  
    Thanks so much for reading and rating! I really appreciate it
  • Miss Nessa
    Miss Nessa  
    Thanks so much for the review!
    I too got this as a free gift. I haven't used it yet though..
  • PeachCandy
    PeachCandy  
    Thanks for reading and commenting Miss Nessa
  • deltalima
    deltalima  
    Great job on the review!
  • PeachCandy
    PeachCandy  
    Thanks so much deltalima
  • Badass
    Badass  
    Awesome review, thank you for sharing!
  • PeachCandy
    PeachCandy  
    Thanks so much Badass
  • Scrawberry78
    Scrawberry78  
    great review
  • PeachCandy
    PeachCandy  
    Thanks so much Scrawberry
  • DollySays
    DollySays  
    Thanks for the review.
  • PeachCandy
    PeachCandy  
    You're welcome! Thanks for reading and commenting
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