Speeding bullets armor piercing - sex toy by Evolved Novelties - review by LegalKegel

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This guy lives on my nightstand!

This item gets me there every time, even if it skips a cycle once in a while. It is definitely worth it for the price and I think it would be a good introduction to sex toys/vibes if your partner is new to the experience. Plus, it's really cute!
Published:
Pros:
A small vibe w/ variable settings, easy to store/hide and includes a spare battery.
Cons:
A little difficult to maneuver w/o your fingers going numb, doesn't run on a standard battery.
Rating by reviewer:
4
useful review

Use

This bullet is my go to vibe. In fact, I haven't even used any of my others since it arrived a few weeks ago as a surprise from my boyfriend. I had complained that some of my other toys were too cumbersome and this little guy is the perfect solution so far. I would have to say this is a good beginner vibe; it gives you a number of speed and vibration settings (from a constant hum to pulsing options) so it's helpful in letting you decide what kind of stimulation will put you over the edge. It's great for solo sessions as an alternative to the long nights my boyfriend and I have when we break out our other toys.

This bullet is great for those quick moments when you don't have time to bust out the bigger toys. With the variable speed settings it's good for starting slow and moving up to the stronger vibrations. I was able to pick out my favorite two settings pretty much right away so it can be a little frustrating having to cycle through my lesser faves to get to those I know are guaranteed to get me there. I use this primarily for clitoral stimulation though my boyfriend loves to see me rub it over my nipples too.

All in all, I love this bullet. The cons aren't enough to keep me away and the variable settings always manage to get me "there" without much effort!
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Campus/roommate living
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Easy storage
    • Travel friendly
    • Variable speeds
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • Nipples

Material / Texture

Overall I would say the material is pretty good. It feels soft and smooth but that isn't really anything I notice when I'm using it. It stays warmer than some other plastic vibrators I have but definitely doesn't have that rubbery feeling some dildos or vibes have. This is a pretty simple vibe that isn't too intimidating for newbies but also provides enough stimulation for a more experienced user looking for a quick treat.
    • No odor
    • Rigid
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

I keep it in the box in which it arrived - just wipe down the box with a damp soapy cloth and leave the discreet black rectangle atop my nightstand. No one would be any wiser about what's inside.

The size is great for stowing it away but it can be tough to get your fingers around him without them getting in the way and my fingers even get tingly sometimes from the strength of the vibration. This is my first bullet, so that might be a common problem just because they are so small without any kind of handle to hang on to.

It can be awkward to whip out a life-size vibe or dildo but this bullet is great for playful teasing with a partner. It gives a sexy tickle on nipples and even over panties.
    • Discreet look/design
    • Partner play

Functions / Performance / Controls

I only have two real complaints about this bullet; first, it can be a little awkward to handle and I've noticed that it can skip over a setting sometimes. As for skipping over a speed, I have only noticed this happening once, but it was fairly soon after it arrived so I know it wasn't because the battery was low. It was a little frustrating not being able to get to the constant hum I was looking for but after I cycled through the settings two or three times it seemed to be back on track and working properly.

I haven't had a problem with noise. I have used this while my partner is a room away without him noticing. It is a little problematic to only have one button that controls all the functions of the toy. As I mentioned above, this means you might have to cycle through each setting before reaching the one you're looking for. I've had it for a few weeks and haven't had to replace the battery yet, even after fairly regular use. It comes with a spare, so that's a plus - but it would be better if it took a more standard battery like a AAA.
    • Easy to use
    • Lots of variety in function
    • Multiple settings
    • Powerful

Care and Maintenance

As I mentioned before, I keep this right in the little box it came with. I put the black lid over the plastic mold and it stays on my nightstand. It's so small that I don't think anyone would guess what's inside. I keep the box and toy wiped down with just an antibacterial soapy cloth and store it away for next time. I haven't used it with any lubes but it's easy to just pop into your mouth, with no gross taste, for a quick second if you are looking for a more slippery experience.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to hide
    • Easy to store

Packaging

I use the box it came in for storage, but other than that "feature" the packing is uninspired. I don't think the box is intended for storage, but it works for me.
    • Discreet looking packaging
    • Minimal
    • Okay for storage
    • Would make a nice gift/stocking stuffer
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Comments
  • Kayla
    Kayla  
    Welcome to EdenFantasys.
  • NuMe
    NuMe  
    I really like this vibe too. Welcome, good first review!
  • Sammi
    Sammi  
    Welcome to the community!
  • Miss Cinnamon
    Miss Cinnamon  
    Welcome to Eden! Great first review
  • LegalKegel
    LegalKegel  
    Quick update: This little guy died on us today. Tried out new batteries and it worked for a second after some wiggling and then died again. Going for an exchange and hoping the new one has a longer life!
  • GlacVic
    GlacVic  
    good review, thanks
  • Bignuf
    Bignuf  
    Thanks for the great review. I have been looking for a wire free, vaginal bullet to wear in me, when hubby is taking me anally. Sounds like this might do the trick, but it has such MIXED reviews???
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