Impulse lighted mystic jewel - rabbit vibrator discontinued by Cal Exotics - review by Aoibheal

This has been our favorite go-to for either a long, drawn out session or when I want to get off quickly because we both have to go to work in the morning. The vibrations are strong. The rotating beads *and* rotation are strong. The speed selections include 10 independent shaft rotational speeds plus 5 clitoral vibrator functions with 4 escalation variations. Combine that with the 10 speeds on the rotating veined/ribbed shaft, and you can play La Paloma til the cows come home, or call the cops with a noise complaint, whichever happens first. It's also fairly quiet as a toy, but you won't be. Screaming, squirting orgasm - oh yeah.

This beautiful baby lets me have multiple orgasms for quite a long time, and it spares my husband's hands, fingers, and wrists from what would be the inevitable cramping that would otherwise occur. We've had it for years and just love it.

I really love that it lights up, that's an added fun-value point. In my opinion, it would be a valuable add-on for most toys so you don't stumble over them in the night if you forgot to pick them up after you collapsed in exhaustion, not to mention the advantages of scaring off intruders. Can you imagine a house creep being met by a couple with lighted, rotating, vibrating rabbit vibes in their hands? Oh, think of the possibilities! (wicked grin)

The one con is that it's jelly and I wish it would come out in silicone, that would be perfect. Not waterproof, but then we're both big people and maneuvering in a tub or shower is trickier business with us anyway, much less adding toys to the mixture to have to keep track of too. Even in the hot tub, we go for the jets and waterproof toys.

The rotation and vibrations might be too much for some, but that's precisely why this is my favorite because it's such a strong machine and we can vary the intensity so many ways.

A must have.

Jelly, but doesn't smell. Texture is good for beginners or more advanced users. The veins on the shaft add an extra amount of stimulation even when turned off and just used for thrusting. Again, if it came out in silicone, I'd grab it up.

This toy is easy to hide in a drawer but not out in plain sight. It's a rabbit, kids - not an art piece. I love this design; it's the best rabbit I've ever owned. The shaft is a bit long for me personally, but I'm short inside anyway. The girth is average and that's fine by me, but if you're a girth-lover, it might not be quite enough. The rotation and vibration more than make up for that though.

This toy is great for solo or partner play, but it might be a bit strong for outright beginners who don't know their bodies real well just yet. Don't travel with it if you're flying, but on road trips - who cares? Probably not the best thing to take backpacking, trail riding, that sorta thing.

Controls are convenient and easy to use. The functions are numerous and easy to cycle through. The shaft rotates and the clitoral stimulator vibrates, and those vibrations are also felt in the shaft. Not so bulky on the control pad, located at the bottom of the toy, that you or your partner can't get creative with it - pretty easy to wield well. It lights up so you can see the controls.

Works well with most lubes and we usually go for Astroglide which we prefer. Wipe if with a toy wipe, but you can't put it in the dishwasher. I have cleaned it up under a warm running tap, holding it by the bottom with a towel wrapped around the battery casing. It's kind of a lint-magnet though, so I keep it wrapped in a piece of silk in the side-table drawer. There's no collar or other piece of landscape on the toy to stop fluids (if you're a squirter or just a heavy lubricator) from getting on the controls, so that makes it a bit trickier to clean, especially if you're a clean freak like me.

Packaging is good for shipping, but I'd like to see it be completely recyclable or compostable. That would be great.

This baby has it all, strong vibes & rotation as well as low, deep slow vibes and rotation. Gives me at least one and most often multiple sure-fire orgasms. Love, love, love it, and my husband does too. Oh so much fun when he ties me up and teases me with it. He turns me into jelly with it, every time.

This toy is an excellent experience.