Twisted hearts lust by Doc Johnson

When this toy arrived, my fiancee was out of town, which meant I had to wait almost two weeks so we could use it. The anticipation was agonizing! But, once she got home, I found that all the "buzz" and hype was unjustified. When we opened the package we immediately noticed the all-too-familiar smell of stinky sex toy rubber. What a turn off! It's made of 'thermoplastic rubber' which is all well and good for sanitary reasons, but can we please get a more pleasant scent infused with this baby? []Editor's note: TPR is a porous material- use a condom. So off we go!

So we slammed the batteries in to this puppy, turned it on high, and were surprisingly displeased with the lack of power this toy provided. It was powerful enough to get the mood started, and provided mediocre clitoral stimulation, but we had to switch to another toy in order to "cross the finish line" if you catch my drift. It's also alright as a nipple teaser... The next night we did was try this toy out in the bath tub, which once again, was enough to get her in the mood, but couldn't quite put her over the top with a slam-bang orgasm. It is waterproof, and we applaud it for that, but it falls short in the power area. The toy runs off of two AAA batteries, but we would like the gasoline-powered version (coming fall of 2009! just kidding...).

And looking back at the item description, it really wasn't loud at all on its highest setting. An electric toothbrush makes more noise than this puppy on high. So if you're looking for a quiet toy, and you're a beginner, or climax very easily, and you don't mind the smell of rubber down there... you may be a perfect candidate for this sex toy!