This Rocket is SO Ugly!

The Rocket Bullet is God awful gaudy. It's also large and bulky. For almost $20, I can think of many toys that are a lot better. The quality just isn't there and I doubt the finish on the toy will last long. It does have 7 levels of buzzy and fairly strong vibrations. So, if that has done it for you in the past, this might too.
Published:
Pros:
Easy to use buttons, Got me off once, 7 levels
Cons:
Gaudy, Buzzy vibes concentrated in tip, Not waterproof, Sometimes shuts off, Shot cord, Quality?
Rating by reviewer:
2
extremely useful review

Use

Could you have a gaudier bullet? This thing is clunky and way too shiny. It's a corded bullet which is annoying as is, but the cord is also a bit short. I'm a bit shocked at the price considering the cheap feeling construction and empty vibrations. They feel strong in my hand but don't travel well, especially when the bullet is used internally. The bullet does have various patterns and levels, and the controls are easy to use, so there's that. It can be used solo or with a partner for external stimulation on the nipples or clit, for example, or internally vaginally. It's easy to clean and take care of.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Everyone
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere but water
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
    • Clitoris
    • Vaginal

Material / Texture

The Rocket Bullet is made of plastic. Plastic is a fairly safe material since it is non-porous. That all depends on what it is coated and painted with, however. I'm a bit weary of this bullet because of the gold/silver paint...and it's made in China. The coating feels smooth right now but may tarnish or chip with use and time. It's highly reflective and gaudy, in my opinion. While plastic is non-porous and free of other harmful chemicals materials like jelly have, it cannot be sterilized so make sure you use a condom if you're sharing. This material is rigid with no flex. It has no taste or smell.
    • No odor
    • Not porous at all
    • Rigid

Design / Shape / Size

The Rockey Bullet is a corded bullet. This means that the controls are in a separate pack that connects to the bullet with a cord. Annoying, right? I hate them. I'm spoiled now! The bullet is really large. I'd just plain call this a vibrator!

It's shaped like a torpedo, rocket, whatever. The top is thicker than the rest and slims out as it goes down. The bullet is 5" in total length. The top of the bullet is 1 1/4" in diameter - about 4" in circumference. This is the thickest area of the vibrator. The top is smooth and nicely rounded for insertion. The vibrator then slims gradually as it has large bulbous ribs for internal pleasure. In the middle it's about 1" in diameter - about 3 1/4" in circumference. The entire bullet can be inserted because it has a waterproof seal where the control wire entire the base of the bullet. The cord is only 21" long.



It attaches to the battery pack which is 4" by 1 1/2". It's the size of a small remote for a Cd player or something of the sort. It only has two buttons, one/off and one that says 7. It's easy to hold in the hand and press the buttons with a thumb. The bottom unscrews so two AA batteries can be inserted.

This toy is pretty obvious. I wouldn't not call it discreet.
    • Beginner

Functions / Performance / Controls

Since there are only two buttons this bullet is super easy to power. To turn it on make sure you have the bottom tightened all the way. Then press the on/off button it will start the first of the vibration levels.

1. The first level is a steady vibration. The vibrations are highly concentrated in the top half. They don't travel well at all. The noise level is fairly low. I'd consider this level to be below average. It's just a teaser for many. The vibrations are very busy.

2. To increase the speed press the 7 button. It increases the level of vibration to a level that a lot of people would not have a problem finishing from. It's about average for most vibrator of the same price range. The noise level might be able to be heard through a door with no ambient noise.

3. The third level is a lot louder than the on before it. It also takes a wider jump in power. This level is medium-high and not too strong for my sometimes sensitive clit. It can be heard through my door.

4. This level starts the patterns. It starts on the lowest and quickly increases to the highest before dropping to the lowest again. This level is great for building up to a colossal orgasm. It's loud, though.

5. This level is a fast pulsing on the middle level.

6. This is a flutter on the middle level. A lot of fun!

7. Pushing the button one more time juts the power to an even higher level than #3 and keeps it steady. Let's call it the instant orgasm button and will appease power queens. Pressing the button again returns the level to #1.

There is a red led that goes along with the levels as well. Overall, the vibrations aren't anything amazing, although they are adequate.

I wouldn't take this toy to the seas.
    • Easy to use
    • Multiple settings

Care and Maintenance

To care the bullet just make sure to wipe it down with a toy wipe and or spray. It can also be washed with warm water and anti-bacterial soap. Keep an eye on the paint! If it starts to wear down, use a condom or stop using it all together.

Plastic can be used with any kind of lubricant. Water based works just fine.

Let it dry, remove the batteries, and then store in a cool and dry place.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Packaging

The Rocket Bullet comes in a corny looking box...it's from China and a cheap toy. Most Chinese cheap toys end up getting lost in translation. The box is cardboard and has a plastic tray inside where the toy is nestled. The front says silly things like "Sex toys bring erhotic pleasure to the world." Yes, they did spell it "erhortic".

"Just for personal, make sure the product clean before and after using."

Yea...not sure I trust a company that can't even pay to hire someone to proof read their English.

It works for storage.
    • Minimal

Personal comments

This toy claims to be waterproof, but it isn't. Many users have complained of it sopping working when submerged. I've inspected it, and I wouldn't trust it under water either.

Experience


This is literally what the toy looked like right out of the package. I barely handled it and it looks dirty.

The bullet is large, so therefore it is a bit clumsy. I'd prefer to use something smaller and not corded. Making due with this means I have to switch things up a bit. Laying on my stomach isn't really an option since the cord is short. It's easiest to sit up. I prefer to use this as an external bullet, especially because of the weary quality. Internally I used a condom and I could still feel the ribs. It's a bit too small and rigid to give me any pleasure that way. The ribs can still provide stimulation externally if they are rubbed over the clit. While the vibrations are buzzy, I am able to finish from the second level of power. I was also able to do this over my pj pants with nipple stimulation. Most women should be able to finish from this bullet, but it's nothing special. The vibrations are pretty empty when used internationally because they are shallow and concentrated in the tip. Honestly, you can find much better for less.
Follow-up commentary
The Rocket Bullet no longer works. After 2 or 3 using/washing, it conked out for good. It's fine for a free toy, obviously since you don't pay anything for it, but don't expect to re-gift it or anything.
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Comments
  • mpfm
    mpfm  
    Thanks for the review. I haven't pulled mine out of the box. It didn't look like it was up for the job.
  • PropertyOfPotter
    PropertyOfPotter  
    Glad I didn't get this one! Thanks for the review!
  • Kitka
    Kitka  
    It's too bad these weren't designed better, great review on it!
  • Femme Mystique
    Femme Mystique  
    Yeah, I have this too and it's totally hideous.
  • puppylove
    puppylove  
    I have this one too and I am not a fan. Thanks for a great review!
  • ~LaUr3n~
    ~LaUr3n~  
    Thanks all!
  • Dixiemomma
    Dixiemomma  
    great review!!! i hated mine too
  • PeaceToTheMiddleEast
    PeaceToTheMiddleEast  
    Thanks for sharing!
  • Jeff & MJ
    Jeff & MJ  
    I hate mine. I got it as the free toy so I cannot really complain. Great review though!
  • ~LaUr3n~
    ~LaUr3n~  
    Me too
  • luisss
    luisss  
    thank u
  • edeneve
    edeneve  
    don't like buzzy
  • gloomybear
    gloomybear  
    thanx for the review!
  • Gracie
    Gracie  
    Thank for the review! Too bad it died so quickly!
  • kitty91
    kitty91  
    great review!!
  • ~LaUr3n~
    ~LaUr3n~  
    Welcome
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