Wireless clit climaxer - discreet sex toy by Cal Exotics - review by Funnyjello

The words "clitoral pump" were incredibly intriguing to me so I thought I'd give it a go.

Well when you think of a pump you think of some sort of suction to be involved. This thing is sorely misleading in the description.

The jelly sleeve is very flexible, easy to clean and easily slides on to the bullet vibrator that is included. The suction cup shaped head has three small (very small) ticklers on the inside of the cup. No amount of pressure I used could get any sort of suction. I tried moving it around every which way and finally grew tired of mashing the damned thing into myself to try and get off.

I used this toy twice. Once with hubby and once on my own. With hubby he grew tired of waiting for me to get off and we resorted to other (and more fun!) ways to get there. When I used it on my own I eventually ended up removing the sleeve and just using the bullet to get off.

I will give kudos to the bullet as this is a powerful little gem. It's not too loud, but it's not quiet.

The bullet fits into the bottom of the jelly sleeve and it only reaches about halfway up the shaft part of the sleeve. I think had it at least reached further up...be it a longer bullet or shorter sleeve then I think it would have been more effective in at least vibrating those little ticklers.

I've deemed the sleeve rather useless. As it just takes away from the intensity of the bullet. I suppose you could used the sleeve on a finger or something. I don't see anyway of getting any suction out of it. It's shaped like it's supposed to suction somehow but we never were able to get it.

Well...I like this thing even less now that I've had more time to mess around with it.

The suction cup type end on this thing is just awkward. And the little ticklers in side of it...well, I literally have to mash this thing into myself to get any kind of stimulation from it.

Remove the sleeve and the bullet is awesome. Throw the damn sleeve thing away as it all it does is take away the vibrating sensation of the bullet.

I require quite a bit of vibration to get where I want to be and this thing does absolutely nothing for me.