Silicone fun vibes G-spot by Pipedream

The Silicone fun vibes G-spot is my first g-spot toy and my first internal vibrator. So, why this one? This vibe is made out of TPR silicone and is phthalate-free. It is also a multi-speed, waterproof toy; and I found the bigger dimensions conceptually appealing.

When I took this vibe out of its plastic container (which can also be used for storage, but it's not exactly discreet), it occurred to me that its general dimensions aren't terribly different from my partner's (an appealing thought, especially since we're spending the summer apart). The toy already had a few lines on it, but overall it felt smooth and nice. When I held it up to my nose, it had a faint smell not unlike nail polish which disappeared after washing it with soap and water.

I found two AA batteries, my last condom, and the last of my lube (who knew I was running so low on necessities?) (Speaking of lube--nothing silicone-based for this toy!) This toy is big enough that lube is basically a necessity.

The vibrations can be controlled by turning the very bottom of the vibe (the TPR silicone design helps allow for more control). The lowest setting is mild, and the highest is much stronger. With that said, it is still a two AA battery toy. The noise level also gets progressively louder, from whisper-quiet to distant-airplane, but in general I think the sound shouldn't get past a closed door. The vibe is right in the crook of the top of the toy.

Over the course of my playtime I discovered several things: 1) I'm definitely a clit girl. I didn't enjoy internal vibrations nearly as much as I'd hoped to, and although I came close to orgasm, I didn't actually reach it during my first few hours with this vibe. I also tried for so long that I feel more sore than I'd like; 2) Although this toy works fine for clitoral stimulation, I have other alternatives that I'm more excited about (the Acuvibe, for instance); and 3) when I'd just given up on this toy being a decent match for myself, I tried it out once more as a dildo. After fruitless hours with the vibe, I ejaculated after just a few seconds.

So, this toy in its intended role and I aren't a great match--I don't think there's anything wrong with the toy, but right now I'm not enjoying the internal vibration as much. But I have a nice, hot pink (hot pink is infinitely better than soft pink, IMO) dildo that's angled perfectly for my G-spot and is similar in size to my partner. So I'll take the "silicone," the "fun," and the "g-spot;" but I think I'm going to pass on the "vibes" part.