Secret - discreet massager by Orion - review by RemusHalifax

This little vibrator is perfect for clitoral stimulation from just about any position. Its concentrated vibrations fit all the right spots without making your fingers tingle, and it's so intense it's guaranteed to make your toes curl. Unfortunately, this toy is too small to be effective as a vaginal vibrator, but hey... I'm not really going to complain. This does exactly what a clitoral vibrator should do and then some.

The vibrator is made out of smooth, shiny plastic. It looks and feels high-quality (I'm usually not a big fan of plastic toys, but the Secret is truly exceptional). There are no seams in the mold of the plastic, making it completely smooth. It has absolutely no odor. The design is fairly traditional for most clitoral vibrators: no texture and bullet-shaped. It's firm, but not uncomfortable or painful to use.

This has got to be one of the classiest bullets I have been fortunate to lay my hands on. It comes in two simple colors: white and black (I got the black). The only other colors on the toy are a silver band where the end screws off to insert batteries and the company's stamp on the part that screws off. Wonderfully discreet!

My absolutely favorite part of the toy is the amount of resistance they built in to the intensity adjuster. I really hate it when the wheel of a toy is too easy to turn; you turn it by accident a thousand times. Personally, it makes it harder for me to enjoy myself because I'm constantly adjusting the intensity to what I actually want and not what it set itself to. I actually have to work a little to get this wheel to turn, and I really enjoy that. With the resistance, I can adjust my intensity more gradually (meaning giving my clit less of a shock and more of a chance to acclimate itself to the new intensity). I don't know how many other toys have this feature, but I think they all should!

Anyway, the toy is fairly small and discreet. Perfect for those who love more intensity in their clitoral vibrators or those looking to step it up a notch (The lower intensities could be tolerated by anyone, while the higher are well... intense!). If you're worried about being overwhelmed, perhaps you should stay away for a while.

As I've previously mentioned, I adore the way the vibrator handles. The intensity wheel is located in its standard position at the base. The vibrations themselves come from the tip of the vibrator and don't travel to your fingers (which I love) and are beautifully precise and powerful.

The Secret is obviously named so because it is wonderfully quiet. The only time it becomes noisy is when it's at its highest intensity when it makes a bit of a high-pitched buzz. Compared to most toys, though, this is nothing.

I don't use my toys in the shower, so I can't attest to its underwater performance, but it's supposed to be waterproof, and I trust the box. The Secret seems to be a high-quality product, especially for its price.

This toy is wonderfully easy to maintain. To preserve battery life, I leave the battery out when I'm not using it and keep it in the package for safe keeping. To clean, I simply run the dirty portion under water with a little bit of soap and wipe it down with a towel. Ridiculously simple, just how every toy should be.

I would recommended water based lube with this toy, but that's just my personal preference; any water, oil or silicone based lube will work just fine.