OhMiBod - traditional vibrator by OhMiBod - review by vampyroteuthidae

This was actually my first vibrator quite awhile back. Let me tell you upfront that it died. It died after under six months of light use. The motor just fizzled out. I smelled burning plastic, and it died. This was after all the metallic paint chipped off both the replaceable ends, and I found out how careful I had to be to clean the places where the end screws on.

What is the most advertized feature of the OhMiBod? It's a vibrator that vibrates along with your music! Anything on your iPod can now be turned into pleasure. The only problem with that is that it's not true. It turns most songs into a dull and boring constant vibration. It can't in any way differentiate between the beat, the vocals, and the instruments. That's supposed to be its selling point, and it fails in that regard.

There are two ends for it that can be unscrewed to get to the battery compartment. One attaches to the cord that hooks to your iPod or laptop. The other turns the OhMiBod into a standard vibrator. Even as a standard vibrator, it's nothing spectacular. It's not very powerful, but it is loud! There is no good reason for it to be as loud as it is while being as underpowered as it is. If it was any kind of interesting, it could make up for that. Unfortunately, it's not. It's very boring, very standard, and simply does not impress. There's nothing special about the color or the shape. It's terrible for G-spot action. It's food-grade material plastic, so it's easy to clean. It has a habit of collecting grime under the screwed on ends, where cleaning requires getting dangerously close to the batteries. All of that is without the simple fact that it died very quickly with no warning whatsoever.